The Survivor's Republic/Old MacNews

Old MacNews, a newspaper subsidiary of Old MacRadio, is here with the news you need, as it happens! With help from our networking advisor Alfred Twopay, our CNN correspondent Mo Zilla, our security detail manager Officer Nackles, and our main anchorman and anchorwoman Tom Tucker and Mary Oopset, we bring you the useful stuff, and the bullcrap you love!

12/22/09

The zahmbah groups MOB and FU continue their counter-clockwise circle through Malton today, claiming even more lives with every step, and clogging our cemeteries with rotters and Mrh? Cows. The first Old MacRadio broadcast was today, despite some difficulty with Mary and strangeness with Tom. It was prematurely interrupted when zombies attacked whilst Officer Nackles (he's not an evil santa) introduced Sean Connolly, leader of The Survivor's Republic.
In stranger news, a two legged dog is declared a Christmas miracle, check out our CNN website correspondents for more news! Also, the search for Micheal Wells Smith was called off today, after his shambling corpse tried to eat an M.P.D. officer. He was later restrained, rezzed, and let out into the streets to be zombiefied again, just like the D.E.M. wanted, the corrupt bastards.
Speaking of the DEM, when's the last time they did something for you? Yeah, their ads are all over, and so many people like them, but have those people ever actually been rezzed by the DEM? Have the DEM members and their pals ever actually done anything? They say, oh, he's got a screenshot, you don't on their forums, but the HTML scripting often shows easy to spot forgery! And declassified DEM case files reveal that they have been experimenting on survivors and zombies alike! Do you really want these leftover NecroTech madmen around your zombie children?

More, later.