Great Profiles/UPH

Welcome to Unfunny Profile Hell, where we store all the profiles not funny enough to be one of the Great Profiles.

A drunk surgeon

A Myopic and somewhat inebriated surgeon with shaky hands. Top of his class from mail order med school. Vodka Martini in one hand, and a medkit emblazoned with the letters RHVP in the other.

Baby MJ

Holy Shit! It's Michael Jackson!!... Oh SHIT!!! *Does Dance*

Jim Morrisons Corpse

A ragged rock singer with a gun and only one plan: be out of here when the music's over.

King Coffey

not an albino

Lotsa Fish

Mostly anadromous.

Pathetic' Bill

PLEASE REVIVE ME. I AM VEGAN AND CAN'T EAT BRAINS!

Wafflepants

A descript survivor.