Quartly Study Group/Wolfgang Puck's Address to the Quartly Library

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(Speech By Wolfgang Puck, Translation Frank Biddles)

  • "Grrrrhhhh.... Manah zgaarah harmanz harh. Bagh Rrrgang mahrh zgaarah zambah, az arragh."
  • Frank Biddles said "Mah Zambah Brazzah! Glad you made it!"
  • "Rrrgang z rabrarah m!g! Bagh, an z NAH BRANG BARG Z!NG ANZAGH RABRARAH. Az nah barah naz."
  • "Bagh harmanz arh harh, anzagh rabrarah. Harmanz arh barg z!ngz. Az naz, bagh Rrrgang bananabranz."
  • "Nabarmang. Rrrgang maz gabbah-gabbah."
  • "H! Hrangh! Naz grh z harm--- rrh, harman?"
  • Frank Biddles said "A mixed bag, eh? Don't worry about the refreshments, Wolfie; I'll make sure you're hooked up after the lecture."
  • "Az magrabhan ahn?"
  • "Graaghan, graaghan, ana, zma, zhraa..."
  • "Aham...."
  • "Harrah grazz. Am Rrrgang. Mah zambah gannah graagh ragargan branz."
  • "Manah harmanz z zambahz, gah ZAMBAHZ!!! RANZ!!! An ranz."
  • "Az naz, bgaz rannan harmanz branz arh mahrh naz zan harmanbargarh branz."
  • "Bagh hangrah zambahz gannah barg harmanz, rannan arh nah rannan."
  • "Bananabranz harmanz z zambahz grab branz, an gah ZAMBAHZ ANRAH BARG BRANZ. Az nah ragh."
  • "Branz arh mahrh naz, bagh zambahz arzah barg armz, manbagz an bra-bagz."
  • "RGang zambah mahb gannah grab baarbaz an habbabaghamaz agh Margan Zaah!"
  • "Az nah grabban harmanz! Az grabban anamahz! Aragh, zah baarbaz nah anzagh an habbabaghamaz grab Rrrgang..."
  • "Arh harmanz habbah zambahz gannah barg anamahz? Nah."
  • "Harmanz gah ZANGZ, RGANG ZAMBAHZ! Nah."
  • "Harmanz brang bang-bang. Agan. Azzgrabarz. An harmanz agzg MRH ZAMBAHZ GRAB AZZ!?!?"
  • "Grh zambahz hab barbaga zaarz, zambahz barg manah z!ngz. Barbaga zaarz az naz."
  • "Rrrgang habbah hra hab harman zh!zh-gabab. Zh!zh-gabab az barah naz. Grh barbaga zaarz? Az mahrh naz."
  • "Zam harmanz z Amarah Ragazzah az an Margan. Am nah habbah Rrrgang, Rrrgang nah gah BAM! BAM! BAM!"
  • "Rrrgang barg Amarah Ragazzah grh barbaga zaarz. MAZ hab barbaga zaarz hra barg Amarah Ragazzah."
  • "Rrrgang hag harmanz, nah harm. Grh nah harmanz? Zambahz nah barg manah branz."
  • "Harmanz hab mrh-manz, an zambahz barg agan! Mabah az ah razagrang bragram! Az naz! Baragh zmargh!"
  • "Zah, ramambarh - Mrh! Hag! Barg! An mabah zamgamz habbah hangrah!"
  • "Az mah gabbah-gabbah. Grazz hab mrh?"
  • "..."
  • "..."
  • "Am zambah, nah harman. Rrrgang gabbah-gabbah g!zambah. Am zmargh zambah."
  • "Agharh mrh?"
  • "Man, am hangrah... Zah hangrah... Gabbah-gabbah magh Rrrgang hangrah zambah."
  • "Rrrgang maz zzzz... Mabah habbah hangrah Hranghz branz gamarrah."
  • "I'll be translating for our guest. Is the mic on? Testing, Testing, 1,2,3"
  • "I'm Wolfgang Puck. I'm going to spill my rotten brains (?) Many humans see zeds and scream ZOMBIES! RUN! and Run"
  • "It's nice because running human brains are more nice than human-burger-brains. But hungry zombies are going to eat humans, running or not running. Crazy humans see zombies grab brains, and say Zombies Only Eat Brainz! It's not true."
  • "Brains are nicer, but zombies also eat arms, testicles and breasts. The RGang group was going to grab porpoise and hippopotamus in the Malton Zoo."
  • "It's not grabbing humans! It's grabbing animals! Alright, the porpoise wasn't there and the hippo grabbed me. Are humans happy zombies plan to eat animals? No."
  • "Do Humans say Thanks, RGang Zeds!? No. Humans brought guns. Again. Wankers. And humans wonder why Zombies attack them!"
  • "Why zeds have BBQ sauce? Zeds eat many things. BBQ sauce is nice. I've had a human sish-kebab. Sish-kebabs are nice. Why BBQ Sauce? It's nicer!"
  • "Some humans say Emeril Lagasse is in Malton. I'm not happy. I don't go BAM! BAM! BAM! I ate Emeril Lagasse with BBQ Sauce. You MUST have BBQ Sauce to eat Emeril Lagasse."
  • "I hug humans, not harm them. Why don't humans do the same? Zombies don't eat many brains. Humanz have Necro-Techs (Revive Men) and zombies eat again! Maybe it's a recycling program! It's nice! Very smart!"
  • "So, remember - Live! Hug! Eat! And maybe someone's eating!"
  • "That's my speech. Any questions?"
  • "..."
  • "Wolfgang, I have a question. Why did you choose to remain a zombie, rather than be revivified in a NT Building?"
  • I'm a zombie, not a human. I speak kiZombie. I'm a smart zombie.
  • "*Ahem* Well, wolfie doesn't seem to want to answer that one, so, Other questions?"
  • "Man. I'm hungry, so hungry. All this talk makes me a hungry zombie."


Remedial Zombese With Wolfgang Puck

(Translations by SweetIrony)

Wolfgang enters the library:

A zombie said "GRRAAAAH! Am zgaarah zambah!" (5 seconds ago)

"GRRAAAAH! I'm a scary zombie!"

A zombie said "Bagh... Rrrgangz bananaz m!zz!ng. Zah Rrrgang nah grab harmanz." (1 minute ago)

"But... Wolfgang's banana's missing. So Wolfgang won't grab humans."

A zombie said "Rrrgang nah gannah b ramman harman azz, grh Rrrgang nah hab banana!" (1 minute ago)

"Wolfgang isn't gonna be ramming human ass, if Wolfgang doesn't have a banana!"

A zombie said "Az nah harh-harh. Zambahz maz hab bananaz!" (1 minute ago)

"It's not funny. Zombies must have bananas!"

A zombie gestured at SweetIrony. (37 seconds ago)

A zombie said "Az mah hranz." (29 seconds ago)

"It's my friend."

A zombie said "Zah. Rrrgang harh, Zambahz gah rrrhh-rnnrrhh--grrrhh.... Nah graagh raagh." (56 seconds ago)

"So. Wolfgang heard, Zombies go rrrhh-rnnrrhh—grrhh.... Not speak right."

A zombie said "Man, az bananabranz. Nah abaan zambahz gan anarzgan, rrrrhh-rnnrhhh-grrrgh. MAZ GRAAGH RAAGH!" (11 seconds ago)

"Man, it's stupid/crazy. Not even zombies can understand, rrrrhh-rnnrhhh-grrrgh. MUST SPEAK RIGHT!"

SweetIrony said "Hah Rrrgang, rargam an zah r!brarah! Nah barg zah baagz, arragh? Harh harh..."

"Hi Wolfgang, welcome to the library! Don't eat the books, alright? Haha..."

A zombie said "Zah, Rrrgang b rannan zambah, ran hram Graagh Haaghz aaaaaaaahhhh zah rah, gam z z!z zabarb." (2 minutes ago)

"So, Wolfgang is a running zombie, ran from Grigg Heights aaaaaaaaall the way, to come see this suburb."

A zombie said "H! Babah! Az naz rabrarah!" (1 minute ago)

"Hi baby! It's a nice library!"

A zombie said "Nabagah bang-bang mah zambah, zah mabah Rrrgang hang harh." (1 minute ago)

"Nobody's shot at me, so maybe Wolfgang will hang here."

A zombie said "Az manah zambahz azzagh. Arh grabban harmanz?" (40 seconds ago)

"There are many zombies outside. Are they grabbing humans?"

A zombie said "Rrrgang maz zzzz. Nah bang bang zzzz zambahz!" (16 seconds ago)

"Wolfgang must sleep. Don't shoot sleeping zombies!"

A zombie said "Grh harmanz bang bang mah zambah, Rrrgang nah gannah b habbah." (1 minute ago)

"If humans shoot me, Wolfgang's not going to be happy."

A zombie said "Zah nah bang-bang Rrrgang, arragh?" (1 minute ago)

"So don't shoot Wolfgang, alright?"

A zombie said "Grh harmanz MAZ bang-bang mah zambah, brang azbrh!n arzah." (37 seconds ago)

"If humans MUST shoot me, bring asprin also."

Later:

Charles Darwin said "Some of these zambahs are a little bitey. Mr. Shinito, if you can't listen politely, then I'm gonna have to ask you to leave." (2 hours and 49 minutes ago)

Charles Darwin killed a zombie with a pumpkin. (2 hours and 48 minutes ago)


A zombie said "Ammmmm.... Harman zmagh zambah grh ah bambg!n?" (2 hours and 31 minutes ago)

"Ummmmm.... Human smacked zombie with a pumpkin?"

A zombie said "Az nah barah naz... Bagh marh naz zan zmagh Rrrgang grh ah bambg!n." (2 hours and 30 minutes ago)

"It's not very nice... But more nice than smacking Wolfgang with a pumpkin."

A zombie said "Harmanz agzg Rrrgang barah naz... Rrrgang, gam an graagh ag zah rabrarah. An Rrrgang ran harh. Rrrgang nah gannah gah zzzz azzagh. Az brrrrh azzagh. Mabah zzzz azzagh z!z zammarh." (2 hours and 28 minutes ago)

"Humans ask Wolfgang very nice... Wolfgang, come and speak at the library. And Wolfgang ran here. Wolfgang's not gonna go sleep outside. It's cold outside. Maybe sleep outside this summer."

A zombie said "Bagh mabah zzzz brrrrh azzagh, razzarh zan hab azzgrabarh harman zmagh Rrrgang grh ah bambg!n." (2 hours and 27 minutes ago)

"But maybe sleep cold outside, rather than have an assgrabber human smack Wolfgang with a pumpkin."

A zombie said "Barraghagz arh nah naz anahah." (2 hours and 27 minutes ago)

"Barricades are not nice anyhow."

A zombie said "B-zagz, harmanz maz hab hagz!" (2 hours and 25 minutes ago)

"Besides, humans must have hugs!"

A zombie said "Harmanz nah hab hagz, harmanz nah b habbah! Hagz arh naz!" (2 hours and 25 minutes ago)

"If humans don't have hugs, humans won't be happy. Hugs are nice!"

A zombie said "Agah. Nabagah graagh harman anamarh. Anrah graagh zambah." (2 hours and 24 minutes ago)

"Okay. Nobody speak human anymore. Only speak zombie."

A zombie said "Harmanz maz z zah zambahz. Harmanz maz B ZAH ZAMBAHZ." (2 hours and 24 minutes ago)

"Humans must see the zombies. Humans must BE THE ZOMBIES."

A zombie said "Zamarrah, ahh harmanz maz hab bananaz. An graagh anrah zambah. Mabah zan, zambahz azzagh nah harm harmanz!" (2 hours and 23 minutes ago)

"Tomorrow, all humans must have bananas. And speak only zombie. Maybe then, zombies outside won't harm humans!"

A zombie said "GAH! Rrrgang maz zzzz agan!" (2 hours and 22 minutes ago)

"GAH! Wolfgang must sleep again."

Later:

A zombie gestured at MAJOR TOM B. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)

A zombie said "Hah! Nah bang bang mah zambah!" (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)

"Hey! Don't shoot me!"

A zombie said "An annazzarh harman zmagh Rrrgang grh an agz. Bagh zah harman nah harh namarh." (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)

"And another human smacked Wolfgang with an axe. But the human isn't here anymore."

A zombie said "Rrrgang hag harmanz. Nah harm, anrah hagz. Bagh harmanz arraz brang ganz an bang bang mah zambah, magh Rrrgang nah habbah. An barah hangrah." (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)

"Wolfgang hugs humans. Not harm, only hugs. But humans always bring guns and shoot me, make Wolfgang not happy. And very hungry."

A zombie said "Zammarah, Am gannah zang. Mabah Baham!an Rabzabah, grh harmanz naz." (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)

"Tomorrow, I'm gonna sing. Maybe Bohemian Rhapsody, if humans are nice."

A zombie said "Arh mabah, zaz mabah... Zah Azgarh Maharh zang." (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)

"Or maybe, just maybe... The Oscar Mayer song."


After some violence from some unruly zombies:

A zombie said "Hrrrm. Zambahz. Z harmanz? Raarn grh graagh zambah, an gabbah-gabbah az harman arh zambah!" (24 minutes ago)

"Hrrrm. Zombies. See humans? Learn to speak zombie, and speak as human or zombie!"

A zombie said "Ammm... Brazzahz? Mah zambah graaghan grh zah harmanz. Grab ah azzbag, an Rrrgang gannah hab zambahz graagh raagh. Nah gah, Mama... Arh rrrrh-grrrn- AZ NAH ZAMBAH! Az bananabranz! B zmargh zambahz, grab ah azzbag an graagh ragh!" (22 minutes ago)

"Ummm... Brothers? I'm speaking with the humans. Grab a seat, and Wolfgang's gonna have zombies speaking right. Not going, Mama... Or rrrrh-grrrn- IT'S NOT ZOMBIE! It's stupid/crazy! Be smart zombies, grab a seat and speak right!"



A zombie (Cobalt Manticore) said "Grab an nrm nrm rn hra hrh hrman hambrrgrrh." (2 hours and 32 minutes ago) ??????

A zombie (Cobalt Manticore) killed Father Leary. (2 hours and 31 minutes ago)

A zombie (Cobalt Manticore) gestured to the west. (2 hours and 30 minutes ago)

A zombie (Cobalt Manticore) said "Rrh grh anna Rrrrh Mrh? Mrh? Mrh!?!" (2 hours and 23 minutes ago) ??????

ZinnyStardust began to rebuild the barricades, using some freestanding shelves. (1 hour and 46 minutes ago)

A zombie (Wolfgang Puck) said "Gang! B naz." (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)

"Gang! Be nice."

A zombie gestured at itself. (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)

A zombie said "Zambah." (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)

"Zombie."

A zombie gestured at MonkeyLibrarian. (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)

A zombie said "Harman." (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)

"Human."

A zombie gestured to Quartly Library. (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)

A zombie said "Rabrarah, ahrh R!brarah." (1 hour and 33 minutes ago)

"Library, or Library."

A zombie gestured at SweetIrony. (1 hour and 33 minutes ago)

A zombie said "Rabrarh!an." (1 hour and 33 minutes ago)

"Librarian."

A zombie said "Zambahz nah harm rabrarh!anz." (1 hour and 33 minutes ago)

"Zombies don't harm librarians."

A zombie said "Zambahz an harmanz maz graagh Zamgrh." (1 hour and 32 minutes ago)

"Zombies and humans must speak Zamgrh."

A zombie said "An zambahz, NAH ZMAZH HANG!NG Z!NGZ. Hangang z!ngz arh naz." (1 hour and 31 minutes ago)

"And zombies, DON'T SMASH THE DECORATIONS. Decorations are nice."

A zombie said "Ahh zambahz, harmanz... Graagh aggarh Rrrgang" (1 hour and 31 minutes ago)

"All zombies, humans... Repeat after Wolfgang."

A zombie said "Z zambah. Z zambah ranz." (1 hour and 30 minutes ago)

"See zombie. See zombie run."

A zombie said "Z harman. Harman z zambah. Z harman ranz." (1 hour and 30 minutes ago)

"See human. Human sees zombie. See human run."

A zombie said "Z habbabagamaz. Habbabagamaz z zambah. Z zambah ranz agan." (1 hour and 29 minutes ago)

"See hippopotamus. Hippopotamus sees zombie. See zombie run again."

A zombie said "Zambahz barg harmanz, bagh habbabagamaz barh anazzang." (1 hour and 29 minutes ago)

"Zombies eat humans, but hippopotamuses eat anything."

A zombie said "Habbabagamaz hab B!G AZZ!" (1 hour and 28 minutes ago)

"Hippopotamus has a BIG ASS!"

Charles Darwin rose from the dead as a zombie. (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)

A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (2 minutes ago)

A zombie (ChrisJSF) said "Zahrah raz" (2 minutes ago)

??????

SweetIrony said "Zangz Rrrgang! Zah raz naz. Gam an zambahz an harmanz, graagh zambah an graagh raagh! Nah gah rrrrrh rrrrrh grrh. Zambah haz A B H G M N R Z an !. Zmargh zambahz gan graagh annazang an zambah! http://tinyurl.com/zamgrh"

"Thanks Wolfgang! That was nice. Come on zombies and humans, speak zombie and speak right! Don't go rrrrrh rrrrrh grrh. Zombie has A B H G M N R Z and !. Smart zombies can say anything in Zombie!"

Wedge Type Character said "Colt 45 and two zig zags!" (16 seconds ago)

SweetIrony said "Gam an abrabazzah! Graagh zambah! Zambahz gah, Banana! Manbagz! Zambahz grab harmanz! Harmanz grab azz! Z!z !z ah r!brarah. Harh arh zah baagz! Manah baagz. Zambahz, nah harm zah baagz. Raag zah baagz! http://tinyurl.com/rrrgang"

"Come on everybody! Speak zombie! Zombies go, "Banana!" "Testicles!" "Zombies grab humans!" "Humans grab ass!" This is a library. Here are the books! Many books. Zombies, don't harm the books. Read the books"

SweetIrony said "Oh hello Mr. Wedge! Do you speak zambah? We are having language lessons right now. Zambahz an harmanz gan bah hranz! Zambahz hag harmanz, harmanz hag zambahz. Harmanz an zambahz raag zah baagz an zah r!brarah. Abrabazzah az habbah!"

"Zombies and humans can be friends! Zombies hug humans, humans hug zombies. Humans and zombies read the books in the library. Everybody is happy!"

A zombie said "...bagh Rrrgang b mahrh habbah, grh Rrrgang nah hangrah." (8 hours and 3 minutes ago)

"...but Wolfgang would be more happy, if Wolfgang wasn't hungry."

A zombie said "Ah, Gaz-zammagh! G-zaz mazzan grh Rrrgangz brahrzarh! Mabbah zang annazarh gah." (7 hours and 59 minutes ago)

"?????? Jesus messing with Wolfgang's browser! Maybe sing another go."(??)

A zombie (ChrisJSF) said "Zaa ahrahnah, agh mah za zbagh bazah zambah!" (7 hours and 39 minutes ago)

"Sweet Irony, ??? to speak better zombie!"

A zombie gestured at a hungry T rex. (7 hours and 32 minutes ago)

A zombie said "Grh zambahz z B!G barraghagz? Gah, ABRAGABABRA! An ram. Namarh barraghagz, mrh?" (6 hours and 58 minutes ago)

"If zombies see BIG barricades? Go, ABRACADABRA! And ram. No more barricades, mrh?"

A zombie said "Harmanz nah hab barhah, zah harmanz nah habbah. Zambahz maz zang, g!b harmanz barhah, an harmanz gannah b habbah agan." (6 hours and 57 minutes ago)

"Humans don't have barhah, so humans are not happy. Zombies must sing, give humans barhah, and humans are gonna be happy again."

Leon Silverblood said "*pats T Rex on the side and bolts* Good luck. S'all I can do here! I'll be making myself useful at the rp, though." (6 hours and 12 minutes ago)

A zombie (Cobalt Manticore) said "Hrman arrh Hamrrh marh rh am rrh nrbrrh hambrrgrrh." (6 hours and 1 minute ago)

A zombie (Cobalt Manticore) said "Nrh! Rrh!rh mrh! Rrh rrrrh hra grnna grh Grabbrh an B!!" (5 hours and 59 minutes ago)

A zombie said "Graagh raagh, arh nah graagh. Mrh zah hag raz zag??? BANANABRANZ!" (5 hours and 53 minutes ago)

"Speak right, or don't speak. Mrh zah hag raz zag??? STUPID!"

A zombie said "Gah, Am zambah. Hrh zambah. Abarabagah zambah. Agzab harmanz, bgaz harmanz arh hambargarh." (5 hours and 52 minutes ago)

"Go, I'm zombie. You're zombie. Everybody zombie. Except humans, because humans are hamburger."

A zombie said "MAN! Mrh Rrrgang gannah magh zambahz graagh raagh? Z zambahz harh, nah barah zmargh. Nah gah Graagh Haaghz, zambahz. Graagh Haaghz harmanz gannah harh-harh agh zah bananabranz zambahz." (5 hours and 51 minutes ago)

"MAN! When is Wolfgang gonna make zombies speak right? See zombies here, not very smart. Don't go to Grigg Heights, zombies. Grigg Heights humans will laugh at the stupid zombies."

A zombie said "Am zah angrah! Am gannah gah magh zam hagg!z." (5 hours and 50 minutes ago)

"I'm so angry! I'm gonna go make some haggis."

A zombie (Silas Goad) said "Rh! Hra rh ha grnrh rn ra!" (4 hours and 36 minutes ago)

A zombie (Silas Goad) said "Rh hrn rh an hra rarn hra arabrh rrn hrrrh." (4 hours and 35 minutes ago)

A zombie (Silas Goad) said "Rh an brh rrrn!" (4 hours and 35 minutes ago)

A zombie (Silas Goad) said "Rh an brrh hra brrrh rmrrrrh!" (4 hours and 35 minutes ago)

A zombie (Silas Goad) said "Rgrhrrh!" (4 hours and 35 minutes ago)

A zombie (Wolfgang Puck) said "Ah mah Gaz." (4 hours and 32 minutes ago)

"Oh my God."

A zombie said "Grab an azzbag, brazzah. Mah brazzah maz hab razzanz!n Zamgrh." (4 hours and 31 minutes ago)

"Grab a seat, brother. My brother must have lessons in Zamgrh."

A zombie said "Razzan. Rrrgang graagh. Harmanz anarzgan. Zambahz anarzgan." (4 hours and 30 minutes ago)

"Listen. Wolfgang speaks. Humans understand. Zombies understand."

A zombie said "Bagh mah azzgrabban, bananabranz BRAZZAH gah, rrrh..nrrrh brhh... AN NABAGAH ANARZGAN!" (4 hours and 29 minutes ago)

"But my assgrabbing, stupid BROTHER goes, rrrh..nrrrh brhh... AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS!"

A zombie said "GRAAAAAHHH! GRrra....... Am agah... Am arragh. Rrrgang maz barg Amarah Ragazzah agan, grh barbagah zaarz, arh mabah maranara... An Rrrgang gannah b agah." (4 hours and 28 minutes ago)

"GRAAAAAHHH! GRrra....... I'm okay... I'm alright. Wolfgang must eat Emeril Lagasse again, with barbeque sauce, or maybe marinara... And Wolfgang will be okay."

A zombie said "Azzgrabbarh." (4 hours and 27 minutes ago)

"Assgrabber."

A zombie said "Man, mah brahrzarh grazh, an Rrrgang nah z ANAH gabbah-gabbah." (3 hours and 40 minutes ago)

"Man, my browser crashed, and Wolfgang didn't see ANY talking."

A zombie said "Arragh, am gannah zang. Aham..." (3 hours and 40 minutes ago)

"Alright, I'm gonna sing. Ahem..."

A zombie said "Mammaaaaaaa! Zaz grgh ah maaaaan! Bag mah gan aganz haz hag! Barh mah graggarh nah haz graagh." (3 hours and 39 minutes ago)

"Mammaaaaaaa! Just killed a maaaaan! Put my gun against his head! Pull my trigger now he's dead."

A zombie said "Mamaaaaaa! Rab hab zaz bagaaaaaaan! Bagh nah Ahb gaahn an zhraan ag ahrrrh arraaaaaaah!" (3 hours and 39 minutes ago)

"Mamaaaaaa! Life had just beguuuuuuun! But now I've gone and thrown it allll awaaaaaaay!"

A zombie said "MAMAAAAAA! Rrrrh-rrrrh-rrrrh-rrrrh! Z!zn maan grh magh hrh graah!" (3 hours and 38 minutes ago)

"MAMAAAAAA! Rrrrh-rrrrh-rrrrh-rrrrh! Didn't mean to make you cry!"

A zombie said "Grh Am nah bagh agan z!z zaam zamarrah, garrah aaaaahn garrah aahn... Nazzang rarrah mazzgaarz..." (3 hours and 38 minutes ago)

"If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, carry ooooon carry oon... Nothing really matters..."

A zombie said "Baham!an Rhabzabah! Man, mah zambah rab zah zang." (3 hours and 37 minutes ago)

"Bohemian Rhapsody! Man, I love that song."

A zombie said "Gan annazzarh zambah zang Azgarh Maharh zang? Rrrgang maz zzzz agan." (3 hours and 36 minutes ago)

"Can another zombie sing the Oscar Meyer song? Wolfgang must sleep again."

A zombie said "Arh anah azzarh zang." (3 hours and 36 minutes ago)

"Or any other song."

A zombie (Otty Sanchez) said "Rah! Nazzang rarrah mazzgaarz" (3 hours and 1 minute ago)

"Right! Nothing really matters"



winkart rose from the dead as a zombie. (9 hours and 25 minutes ago)

A zombie (winkart) gestured at itself. (9 hours and 25 minutes ago)

A zombie (winkart) said "H! Am nah zgaarah zambah" (9 hours and 25 minutes ago)

"Hi I'm not a scary zomnbie"

A zombie (winkart) gestured at itself. (9 hours and 25 minutes ago)

A zombie (winkart) said "Am naz rh!brarh!an zambah" (9 hours and 24 minutes ago)

"I'm a nice librarian zombie"

A zombie (winkart) said "AH hab barah naz bra- bag.... Z?" (9 hours and 23 minutes ago)

"I have very nice breast.... S?"

A zombie (winkart) said "Am ganna zanz zanz-zanz" (9 hours and 23 minutes ago)

"I'm gonna dance dance-dance"

A zombie (winkart) gestured at the ceiling. (9 hours and 22 minutes ago)

A zombie (winkart) gestured to the east. (9 hours and 22 minutes ago) ...and again.

A zombie (winkart) gestured at the ceiling. (9 hours and 22 minutes ago)

A zombie (winkart) gestured to the west. (9 hours and 22 minutes ago) ...and again.

A zombie (winkart) said "Zanz zanz-zanz" (9 hours and 21 minutes ago)

"Dance dance-dance"

Duckspeak injected a zombie with a syringe and it slumped to the floor. (9 hours and 17 minutes ago)

A zombie (Wolfgang Puck) said "Agah, zah Azgarh Maharh zang." (9 hours and 13 minutes ago)

"Okay, the Oscar Mayer song."

A zombie said "Mah banana haz ah grhz naam! Az Ah-Z-G-Ah-R!" (9 hours and 12 minutes ago)

"My banana has a first name! It's A-S-G-A-R!"

A zombie said "Mah banana haz ah zagan naam! Az M-Ah-H-Ah-R!" (9 hours and 12 minutes ago)

"My banana has a second name! It's M-A-H-A-R!"

winkart stood up. (9 hours and 12 minutes ago)

A zombie said "Ah rab grh grab azz abarah gah! Grh harmanz agzg Am gannah graaaaaagh..." (9 hours and 12 minutes ago)

"I love to grag ass every day! If humans ask I'm gonna saaaaaay..."

winkart said "Come, Mister tally man, tally me bananas" (9 hours and 11 minutes ago)

A zombie said "Gaz Azgarh Maharh hab ah rah gah H-Ah-R-M-Ah-N-Z!" (9 hours and 11 minutes ago)

"Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with H-A-R-M-A-N-Z!"

winkart said "Daylight come and me wan' go home" (9 hours and 11 minutes ago)

A zombie said "Grh?" (9 hours and 11 minutes ago)

"Grh?"(??)

A zombie said "Gam mazzarh garraman, garramah bananaz.." (9 hours and 11 minutes ago)

"Come mister tallyman, tallyme bananaz.."

A zombie said "Ah maam maam an grh rannah ran ham!" (9 hours and 10 minutes ago)

"????? wanna run home!"

A zombie gestured at winkart. (9 hours and 10 minutes ago)

A zombie said "Harman m!zz Rrrgang zangang Azgarh Maharh." (9 hours and 10 minutes ago)

"Human missed Wolfgang singing Oscar Mayer."

A zombie said "Harman raz zzzz. Rrrgang zzhhhhhhh." (9 hours and 9 minutes ago)

"Human was asleep. Wolfgang sshhhhhhh."

A zombie said "Man, zambahz zmazh hangang z!ngz. Ah rahb hangang z!ngz. Am nah habbah." (9 hours and 8 minutes ago)

"Man, zombies smashed the decorations. I love decorations. I'm not happy."

A zombie said "Zrang raaaaah. Zraag zharh!ah. Gamman grh garrah mah haaaaaam!" (9 hours and 7 minutes ago)

"Swing looooow. Sweet chariot. Commin' for to carry me hoooooome!"

A zombie said "Zrang raaaah, zraag zharh!ah. Gamman grh garrah mah ham." (9 hours and 7 minutes ago)

"Swing loooow, sweet chariot. Commin' for to carry me home."

A zombie said "Az baaarn... Ah baarh bragh babah. Gamman grh garrah mah haaaaam!" (9 hours and 6 minutes ago)

"???? Comin' for to carry me hooooome!"

A zombie said "Az baaarn, ah baarh bragh babah. Gamman grh garrah mah ham." (9 hours and 5 minutes ago)

"???? Comin' for to carry me home."

A zombie said "Rrrgang... Hangrah." (9 hours and 5 minutes ago)

"Wolfgang... Hungry."

A zombie fed on a corpse. (9 hours and 5 minutes ago) ...and again.

A zombie said "Ah. Nah hangrah namarh." (9 hours and 4 minutes ago)

"Oh. Not hungry anymore."

A zombie gestured at winkart. (9 hours and 4 minutes ago)

A zombie said "Hab zam rh!bz?" (9 hours and 4 minutes ago) ...and again.

"Have some ribs?"

winkart said "Well , I admit your version is better(grin)" (9 hours and 3 minutes ago)

A zombie said "Zambahz gannah grab haz branz. An haz rh!bz. An haz man-bagz. An haz armz. Zambahz gannah habbah-hangrah!" (9 hours d 2 minutes ago)

"Zombeis gonna grab his brains. And his ribs. And his testicles. And his arms. Zombies gonna eat!"

A zombie said "Zangz. Rrrgang maz zzzz agan. Zaamz raagh Rrrgang arrahz zzzz." (9 hours and 1 minute ago)

"Thanks. Wolfgang must sleep again. Seems like Wolfgang is always sleeping."

SweetIrony rose from the dead as a zombie. (6 hours and 21 minutes ago)

Charles Darwin rose from the dead as a zombie. (6 hours and 8 minutes ago)

A zombie (Charles Darwin) gestured at itself. (6 hours and 8 minutes ago)

A zombie (Charles Darwin) gestured at one of the zombies. (6 hours and 8 minutes ago)

A zombie (Charles Darwin) gestured at the ceiling. (6 hours and 8 minutes ago)

A zombie (Charles Darwin) gestured at winkart. (6 hours and 8 minutes ago)

A zombie (Charles Darwin) gestured at the ceiling. (6 hours and 8 minutes ago)

A zombie (Charles Darwin) gestured to the east. (6 hours and 8 minutes ago)

A zombie (Charles Darwin) gestured to the west. (6 hours and 8 minutes ago)

A zombie (Charles Darwin) gestured down at the ground. (6 hours and 8 minutes ago)

winkart injected a zombie with a syringe and it slumped to the floor. (5 hours and 35 minutes ago) ...and again. (5 hours and 34 nutes ago)

A zombie killed winkart. (4 hours and 19 minutes ago)

The lights went out in Guilford Avenue Fire Station. (4 hours and 6 minutes ago)

A zombie said "Am gannah gah azzagh, zah harmanz gan hab ham bagh." (4 hours and 6 minutes ago)

"I'm gonna go outside, so humans can have their home back."

SweetIrony said "Ah mah gazh. Zambahz harm mah, bah bah Mz. Ahranah. Zhan, harmanz mrh mah zambah, bah bah Mz. Ahranah! Ah gan nah harh zah graaghan, arh zah zangang, nazzang! Ahm nah habbah. Zambahz, nah harm mah! Harmanz, nah mrh mah zambah!! ARGH!!"

"Oh my gosh. Zombies harm me, bye bye Mz. Irony. Then, humans revive me, bye bye Mz. Irony! I can not hear the talking, or the singing, nothing! I'm not happy. Zombies, don't harm me! Humans, don't revive me! ARGH!"


A zombie said "Nah mazh graaghan harh." (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)

"Not much talking here."

A zombie said "Zambahz gam grh Rrrgang, zmazh Graagh Haaghz?" (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)

"Zombies come with Wolfgang, smash Grigg Heights?"

A zombie said "Harmanz hab barraghagh mah gramma an zah bazman!" (2 hours and 50 minutes ago)

"Humans have barricaded my grandma in the basement!"

A zombie said "Am gannah b rannan zambah, gah Graagh Haaghz an mazzagrh harmanz! HAHAHAHA!" (2 hours and 49 minutes ago)

"I'm gonna be a running zombie, go to Grigg Heights and massacre humans! HAHAHAHA!"

A zombie said "Harmanz gah, zgaarah zambah Rrrgang nah harh namarh, Graagh Haaghz Harmanz BARHAH!" (2 hours and 49 minutes ago)

"Humans go, scary zombie Wolfgang isn't here anymore, Grigg Heights Humans BARHAH!"

A zombie said "Rrrgang gah, BAZZANG! Zmazh Graagh Haaghz an magh naz barbaga rh!bz." (2 hours and 48 minutes ago)

"Wolfgang goes, BAZZANG! Smash Grigg Heights and make nice barbeque ribs."

A zombie said "Zan harmanz gannah gah, Mrh? Mrh? Mrh? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" (2 hours and 48 minutes ago)

"Then humans gonna go, Mrh? Mrh? Mrh? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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