Ridleybank Reclamation Army
Not to be confused with the 2009 Ridleybank Reclaimation Army.
Ridleybank Reclamation Army
The RRF, once a symbol of anti-establishmentarian resistance, has become an oppressor, hurting innocent, helpless survivors with their greedy, extortionate rents (an arm and a leg-the savages!), and their low-quality, slipshod, and aggressively inferior barricade plans. They are no longer a resistance, and with their aggressive expansionist imperialism and exploitation of other peoples, are no longer worthy of the Ridleybank title.
The RRA is a sensible survivor coalition which protests the unwarranted use of force by the Ridleybank Resistance Front and aims to re-educate and protest the oppressor RRF with our bullet-like pamphlets, shotgunblast-like petitions and axe-shaped protest signs.
We are the ONE TRUE Resistance of Ridleybank. Join us and free Malton from the hypocritically named menace today!
Participants
The Anti-Zombie Squad- The leader of the group. Provides affordable, common-sense anti-zombie business solutions.
Cannonball Crew - Provides the solution to RRF cannon fodder.
The Knights Templar- Provides several thousand Newtons per square inch of Justice.
Talon Company- Provides cheese and headshots for the RRF's whine.
Grey Swords- Provides tasteful and soothing zombie decapitations and decor.
Undead University- Provides long winded lectures on esoteric topics of little interest. Also, toga parties and co-eds.
STARS
Visit the anti-zombie squad's forum [1] if you wish your pro-survivor group to join the RRA!
Demands
We will relent only once the RRF has met our demands!
-The RRF must surrender all their base to the RRA.
-The RRF, no longer being a resistance nor limited to Ridleybank, must change its name to the more truthful Malton Oppression Front.
-The RRF must admit that Barhah is SO 2009 and that hahraB is the new wave.
-The RRF's undead members must take the eco-friendly route and switch to eating papaya, soy burgers and leafy greens.
-The RRF's living members must also take the eco-friendly route and switch to eating lead and knuckle sandwich (demand already met).
-Gore Corpse must receive wedgies and dutch rubs from every member of the RRA.
-The RRF must shove off.
-The RRA must become totally badass and generally superior to the RRF. (demand already met)
History
- March 21st
The AZS begins plotting a course for Ridleybank. They gather allies and form the kick-ass alliance known as the RRA and form an ingenious battle plan.
- April 1st
The RRA righteously and discreetly enters Ridleybank.
- April 2nd
The RRA justly converges around Blackmore NT and justly prepares for the just liberation of Ridleybank- for justice. And the battle for justice rages on!
- April 4th
The Blackmore is captured and fortified by RRA commandos. Hijinks ensue. The RRF launches an immediate counterattack.
The RRA manages to light up the Blackmore for a few hours, essentially giving the RRF the collective finger.
- April 5th
The Blackmore falls to RRF oppression forces. RRA forces regroup and continue the struggle for freedom and justice.
