User:KurtCocaine

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This user thinks we should just shoot all who refuse to bow to Popsicle Pete and get it over with.


Kurt Cocaine was born in Los Angeles, to Tijerkistani immigrants, and after a violent series of events, found himself in Malton. He is a devoted follower of Popsicle Pete.

Crime Spree and Arrest

Somewhere in Kurt's teen years, he decided to fight against crime and injustice. He manifested his hatred of crime by forming a vigilante group, before it was shut down by the police. He then turned to violence, and this led to the murders of countless drug dealers, gang members, and corrupt police officers.

Sometime between this and his arrest, during an attempt to manufacture explosives, Kurt was caught in an explosion, and suffered brain damage. It was at this point that his good intentions of ridding the world of evil and crime devolved simply into random violence.

Kurt was arrested during a raid on a small time arms dealer's hideout, whilst trying to purchase illegal automatic weapons. At the end of his trial, in which he plead 'not guilty', he was found guilty, and sentenced to 20 years without parole in prison, and was imprisoned in a Los Angeles maximum security facility.

Popsicle Pete

During his stay in prison, he was approached by a member of the Popsicle Pete cult, and was brainwashed into the group. Sometime after this, he was somehow contacted by Popsicle Pete, and was ordered to kill the other member. Kurt followed his order without hesitation, and received a promotion in the Popsicle Pete cult hierarchy. Kurt's murder of the fellow cultist was never solved.

2005 Prison Transfer

He was eventually transferred to a prison in Austin, Texas, but his prison bus passed through Malton during the beginning of the outbreak. The guards made the decision to let the prisoners loose, rather than let them die on the bus. Kurt spent his years in Malton adding followers to the Popsicle Pete group.


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