User:Red Brinded Cat/sandbox
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| No Escape | |
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| Abbreviation: | No Escape |
| Group Numbers: | Unknown |
| Leadership: | None - Decentralized |
| Goals: | Eat Escaping Harmanz |
| Recruitment Policy: | Anyone who wants to leave Malton |
| Contact: | Discussion Page |
Who are we?
We're a collective of like minded zombies who want some fun and a free meal. This is not a group, it is a movement that believes silly harmanz are tasty.
Where we're dining - and when
| The Feeding Zone - Owsleybank
Here is where the foolish harmanz will be waiting to be eaten. |
Where:
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Ellicott Place Railway Station |
Hundreds of silly harmanz are going to Ellicott Place Railway Station in Owsleybank on June 1. They believe that they can escape Malton but we all know the only escape is death; sweet, sweet death. They intend to use the adjacent NT, The Woodborne Building to supply revivification services to the undead who want to leave, the Waller Auto Repair as their immediate source of fuel cans and St. Daniel's Hospital two blocks away as their source for FAKS. Those with Brain and Flesh Rot are being encouraged to head into Woodborne itself for rot revive services. They ask "What on earth are they going to do to stop us? Kill us?" Why yes, that's exactly what is going to happen. We're going to eat them.
When:
On May 31 just before Midnight Malton time we rip down their cades and devour all the tasty snacks.
What to expect while you're dining:
Lots of trenchiness, headshots and scared harmanz saying and doing stupid things.
Why do this?
Because it's another stupid harman idea but being compassionate we will give them the escape they so desperately seek. If the foolish harmanz want to escape they can simply choose not stand up ever again after we eat them. If they are smart they will see the light and join us if they stand.
On a serious (or seriously fun) note, it's been a long time since we have had a really epic and historical battle to the undeath with the harmanz. You need only look at the stats to see how unbalanced things are right now, with the survivor:zombie ratio being 63:37. We need some excitement and a way to unite our numbers. And eating all these silly harmanz may even alter the stats.
Want to Join?
Take our quick, one-question quiz:
1. Do I (your zombah character) wish to eat stupid but tasty harmanz?
If the answer is yes, please do the following:
- Either change your group affiliation to No Escape or
- Indicate your zombie group's interest on the discussion page and
- Be outside Ellicott Railway Station on May 31st
- Feel free to add the template below to your user or group page
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No Escape |
| This user ate escaping harmanz. |
