Popsicle Pete
| Popsicle Pete Cult | |
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| Abbreviation: | PPC |
| Group Numbers: | 1 |
| Leadership: | Popsicle Pete |
| Goals: | Complete and total assimilation |
| Recruitment Policy: | Volunteer/Forced |
| Contact: | The brave or foolish may speak to Kurt Cocaine |
Popsicle Pete (birth-date unknown) is a psychopathic serial killer and cult leader, responsible for countless murders from the early 1900s to present. His influence, whilst subtle, spreads wide across the United States. Popsicle Pete and his group of followers often commit acts of horrible violence against those who are unable or unwilling to join forces, and in Popsicle Pete's case, simply whenever he feels like it.
History
It is still unknown when Popsicle Pete began killing random children and inducting them to be his followers, but it is assumed to have begun in the '30s. Lost children in the woods would be approached by him, and through unknown means, would be forced to obey him. Popsicle Pete would offer his new recruits several fate cards, telling them that one was 'certain death'. Those who had not chosen poorly were taken away, off to serve him until the mercy of death. Popsicle Pete later moved on to attack grown men and police officers.
Popsicle Pete (alongside an unknown counsel) also presented an unnamed boy with a medal for his 'deeds', which included slaughtering at least two children mocking him for looking odd. It can only be assumed that this boy (noted by Popsicle Pete to be 'pumpkin-headed') became one of Popsicle Pete's followers. The same counsel also awarded a serial killer who poisoned vaccinations intended for 300 children.
Presumably during World War II, Popsicle Pete infiltrated an air force base, and coerced a radio operator to order a bomber to bomb several civilian targets, including a school and a shoe factory. At least two radio operators, along with an untold number of civilians, were killed.
Popsicle Pete has been shown to be exceptionally strong, capable of killing a man by throwing a baseball at his head. It is also assumed he has some sort of otherworldly powers at his disposal. His known victims include several children playing baseball, a kid lost in the woods, a group of sailors, and an air force radio operator, all of whom had mocked his appearance before realizing his murderous intent.
2010 Elections
As of July 16th, 2010, Popsicle Pete is running for mayor of Malton in the Popsicle Pete Party. As Popsicle Pete is a new and unknown candidate, and the people of Malton fear death like cowards, the results of the election do not look promising. The new party will have to overcome established and popular mainstream parties.
Disciples
"I offer my body, mind, and soul to Popsicle Pete. I vow to protect Him at all costs, to destroy all those foolish enough to attempt to harm Him. At all costs will I be sure that neither damage nor delay will effect His Plan. The Plan must be carried through regardless of the danger to myself. The Plan is unstoppable. He is unstoppable. I am expendable."
