User:Misanthropy/MainGame/Gurgle

Ingame

Insert Kitchen Kitchen Kitchen Door Sofa 1 human Bathroom Television Balcony door Bedroom door You are really fucking drunk. You have 0 Hit Points and may possibly have shit your boxers. Buy skills Contacts Settings Log out News FAQ Wiki Donate You are in an unusually decorated apartment in the American Gardens building. Despite the chaos going on in the outside world, this apartment is still luxuriously furnished and immaculate. A Les Mis poster adorns one wall, Cosette's face stained with an unsettling reddish streak. The floor and surfaces are carpeted with newspaper sheets, mostly from up-market broadsheets and style sections. You're pretty drunk, and you're not sure how you got here. The apartment's owner is standing over you. He's naked as a jaybird and spattered with what you assume to be your blood. He's kinda got nice eyes, now that you think about it. Since your last turn: • You said: "Aghll... gllhhhh ag... aggghhhh..." (2 minutes ago) • Misanthropy fixed his hair. (2 minutes ago) • Misanthropy said: "Hmm. Less messy than the last one. Now come on, lad. That's very expensive whiskey you're not drinking." (1 minute ago) • You feel your blood pooling around your face, mixing sluggishly with the small puddle of amber liquid you spilt when you fell.(1 minute ago) • You think to yourself, you've probably had worse nights. (30 seconds ago) Inventory: Montecristo No 4 Glass of Jameson's Crested Ten

American Gardens Building