User:Penguinpyro

Join the Anti-zombie squad for zombie capping lulz
I am located here on the Internets

Character Autobiography

Character Age: 22
Level: 43

Weapon of choice: Fire Axe and Knives
Portrait:
File:Penguinpyrofinal.jpg

Group: Anti-Zombie Squad!
Metagame Role: Leader, main recruiter and main coordinator of the AZS
Fieldwork Role: Generalist- performs all tasks, combat and non-combat, switching appropriately
Favored Tactics: Synchronized raids, flank repairs and bounty hunting.
Favored Strategy: Snowflacading and Urban Warfare Doctrine

General Personality: Sanguine
Likes: Setting stuff on fire, Antarctica, helping good people, fish pies, abundant tequila, strong-willed women, explosives, and humor (in general).
Dislikes: Not setting stuff on fire, zombies, bad guys, trenchies, and expensive tequila.
Catchphrase: "Got brains? None here!"

Narcissism: Quite a bit, thank you very much.

Real Life Autobiography

I play Urban Dead.

The AZS Rap

Attention Malton- The AZS theme rap!

Sup folks I be Penguinpyro/
I represent AZS crew, for sho'/
We’re here to go and cap some zeds/
With one shot- disperse their heads/
Them zombies don’t know what happenin’/
Cuz’, dawg, we be like lightnin’/

We also hand Pkers their asses/
Cuz’ their brains be fast as molasses/
We’re the AZS, foo’, don’t you know/
When the going gets tough, it’s we who go.../

Blasting zed and whupping P-Kay/
Them pansy-arse fools be real g-/
Gutless! We lend our members a big hand/
Reviving the innocent, protectin’ the land/

We help the common folk, yes that’s right/
When crud hits fan, we win fight/
Cuz we the AZS, foo’, do the maths/
We’re Always Zlayin’ Sociopaths!

Also: I am awesome