User talk:Dr Albert Schwan
Feel Free to comment, unless you are a process server, in which case, I'm dead:
User Redirects
Quick heads up that "The Man" is probably going to delete your redirects (Schwann, Dr Schwann, etc) that link to your useraccount. Apparently we are not supposed to have them. Yeah, I know. Oppression and stuff. -MHSstaff 22:12, 22 September 2010 (BST)
- Hello, I'm the man. I'll be deleting your user redirects today.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 22:14, 22 September 2010 (BST)
Indeed? Well, if that is the way the cookie crumbles, then I'll just have to live with it. Say, would either of you fine gentlemen have any White Out? The Owl is following me and there is no way I can concentrate with all that hooting. --Dr Albert Schwan 22:17, 22 September 2010 (BST)
- Yeah. It's rough out there. "The Man" and his lackeys are always trying to keep us poor users down. Stay strong brother. -MHSstaff 22:19, 22 September 2010 (BST)
- While we're at it, are you this guy? If so, why have you made a second account?--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 22:20, 22 September 2010 (BST)
No. The fact that you have seen him too confirms my worst fears. I had been operating under the assumption that he was a figment of my imagination. I can only conclude from this that he is, in fact either my long lost clone "brother" or a doppelganger sent by the Israeli Secret Service, a front organization for the Harold Lloyd Fan Club to kill me! Getting back to your question, yeah, we're not same person.--Dr Albert Schwan 22:32, 22 September 2010 (BST)
- Well then, looks to me like a pretty compelling case for impersonation.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 22:38, 22 September 2010 (BST)
More like parody. --Dr Albert Schwan 22:40, 22 September 2010 (BST)
