Five Miles Over Chicago/Recruitment

Survivors! Do you catch yourself using the word "irony" where it isn't grammatically correct? Have you ever said "I was into _____, until they _____."? Has nobody else heard of your favourite band of all time? If you answered YES to any of these questions, YOU are qualified to join Five Miles Over Chicago, Malton's ironically premier group for hipsters or the ironic at heart. Join today and get a free bag of certified free trade coffee!* *-While supplies last, offer expires Nov. 10th, 2010 Apply Now!