Join the Anti-zombie squad for zombie capping lulz
Character Autobiography
| Penguinpyro
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| File:Penguinpyrofinal.jpg
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| Joined:
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A long long time ago.
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| Character class:
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Military Private; Leader and Strategist for the AZS
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| Favorite equipment:
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Fire Axe and Incendiaries!
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| Character profile:
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Urban Dead profile
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| Current status:
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Fiery
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| Character group:
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The AZS
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| Character stats:
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Too many kills/death to recall, near-zero revives
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| Journal:
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A Brief Recording for Penguinpyro
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Other, useless information:
Metagame Role: Leader, main recruiter and main coordinator of the AZS
Fieldwork Role: Generalist- performs all tasks, combat and non-combat, switching appropriately
Favored Tactics: Synchronized raids, flank repairs and bounty hunting.
Favored Strategy: Snowflacading and Urban Warfare Doctrine
General Personality: Sanguine
Likes: Setting stuff on fire, Antarctica, helping good people, fish pies, abundant tequila, badass women, explosives, and humor (in general).
Dislikes: Not setting stuff on fire, zombies, bad guys, trenchies, and expensive tequila.
Catchphrase: "Beware the FIERY Wrath of Antartica!"
Narcissism: Quite a bit, thank you very much.
Alts: Barzarkahr- Bounty Hunter, member of TX
Phoenixcryo- Feral Zombie, no group
Fire Loving Chicken (mostly inactive)- Dual Natured medic/zombie, no group
Real Life Autobiography
I play Urban Dead.
The AZS Rap
Attention Malton- The AZS theme rap!
Sup folks I be Penguinpyro,
I represent AZS crew, for sho'!
We’re here to go and cap some zeds-
With one shot- disperse their heads!
Them zombies don’t know what happenin’!
Cuz’, dawg, we be like lightnin’!
We also hand Pkers their asses!
Cuz’ their brains be fast as molasses!
We’re the AZS, foo’, don’t you know!
When the going gets tough, it’s we who go...
Blasting zed and whupping P-Kay!
Them pansy-arse fools be real g-
Gutless! We lend our members a big hand!
Reviving the innocent, protectin’ the land!
We help the common folk, yes that’s right!
When crud hits fan, we win fight!
Cuz we the AZS, foo’, do the maths!
We’re Always Zlayin’ Sociopaths!
Also: I am awesome
Various fun things
Guide: How to Make a Zerger/Trenchie/Text rapist Useful
Novel:Penguinpyro Wildly Struggles to Make a Zombie Apocalypse Story (must see!)
Various names for the AZS:
- Always Zlaying Sociopaths
- Angry Zealot Snipers
- Aggressive Zombie Slaughterers
- Awesome Zapping Specialists
- Amazing Zen Sensation
- Annihilating Zombie Stench
List of PKers claimed (started seriously recording November 2010):
[1]
[2]
[3]
[4]
[5]
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Battleship Cannons Fire!
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| This user thinks that if any battleships are patrolling in the ocean near the location of Malton, they should open fire upon the areas high in zombies because it would be cool to watch them get blown into pieces.
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Beat The Bejesus
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| This Person or Group Knows That Sometimes You Just Gotta Beat The Bejesus Outta Somethings...
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Friends Don't Let Friends Zerg
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| This user and/or group is opposed to the use of Zergs and multiple character abuse, and reserve the right to publicly humiliate those who do.
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Adventure Tourist
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This user goes on holiday
in ruined suburbs.
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Colors
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| This user's favorite color is ALL COLORS.
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Crucifixes!!!
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This user thinks that crucifixes should have some sort of use in the game, like being able to power a generator being able to throw them at other players.
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We love...wait a minute
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| This user loves the hot fir---oh wait this is going horribly wrong, isn't it...
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Firing Squad
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| This is what Gun Kata is for!.
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Good Grooming
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| This user or group practices good grooming habits, and recommends that other Malton survivors do too.
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Fire is Pretty
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| This user thinks that fire is pretty.
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Bounty Hunter
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This User or Group hunts and kills
PKers.
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Burn Brightly Little Zombie
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| This user supports the use of burning zombies to light the night sky.
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Anti-Combat Reviver
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| This user dislikes the strategy known as 'Combat Revival'.
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Anti-Trenchcoater
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| This user finds people with 20 shotguns and katanas to be obnoxious.
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Axe Crazy
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| This user has an axe. Do not cross them.
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Curse You Encumbrance!!!
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| This user carries around a lot of crap.
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Private
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| This user is a private in the military and is probably off pumping lead into a zombie.
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Total Knock Out! (10pts)
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| This User successfully killed a Zombie with their Bare Hands.
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I Gots Street Cred Yo! (50pts)
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| This User survived 3 hours or more standing outside on the street as a Human with out getting killed.
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Tool Time (10pts)
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| This User successfully killed a Zombie with a Toolbox.
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Urban Survivalist (50pts)
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| This User actually spent the night in a ransacked building without Zombies finding them.
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Weapon of Choice
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| This user's weapon of choice is everything at his disposal.
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Malton Wide
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| This group operates on the whole area of Malton!
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A Colossus Of Class
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This user or group is part of the New Malton Colossus.
Bringing Glorious Battle to you since 2006.
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