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Inside (To Survivors)
-------------------------------------------------- Rotter's Relief = PKer's Relief The survivor's specialty: Leave friends to die. Survivors fear zombies. Zombies fear nothing. Surrender to the hordes, and help destroy Malton! Join the hordes, and exist without material needs! Shamble and kill, rather than scavenge to survive! Zombies: the final, superior stage of evolution. Here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming. Commit suicide now, or prepare to be eaten alive! Window dive into the best undeath of your life! There's no point to life, but plenty to unlife. Reload, reload, reload... or just use your claws. At the end of the day, you'll be dead either way. You find survival, and discard it as useless. Zombies horde together, survivors fall apart. Barhah is good! Pants are evil! Barhah is good! Overthrow breatherism! Bring on an age of barhah! The dead are simple. The living are simpleminded. Zombies can eat all they want, and never get fat. Zombies wish only to prepare and serve mankind. Stay informed on Malton: tinyurl.com/MaltonHS Learn the truth from experts: tinyurl.com/MaltonHS Superb, unbiased news source: tinyurl.com/MaltonHS Death is just the next great culinary adventure. Jesus was a zombie. Where is your god now!?! Save us all the trouble; just kill yourself now. Embrace BARHAH now, or it will be forced upon you. Let the dead be dead; don't revive the zeds! http://tinyurl.com/A-helpful-video-about-reviving http://tinyurl.com/understand-the-zombie-mindset You can only live if you live in fear. You can live, but you haven't time to enjoy life. Zombies do whatever they want without fear. http://tinyurl.com/some-music-while-you-play Barhah will indefinitely come, stop resisting it! --------------------------------------------------
Outside (To Zombies)
-------------------------------------------------- Annaz Harr!b!r!z ghan brang gaa mannah bra!nz! Annus Horribilis is the most efficient horde ever! Annus Horribilis: Opening doors. And skulls. Defend the homeland; Join the RRF! Silence those blundering breathers; Join SFHNAS! MAHB haz bra!nz! MAHB haz barhah! Ga!n MAHB! The survivor's specialty: Leave friends to die. Survivors fear zombies. Zombies fear nothing. Zombies: the final, superior stage of evolution. Revive Points are boring, put those claws to use! When dead, act like a zombie: Eat people! Zombies horde together, survivors fall apart. Barhah is good! Pants are evil! Barhah is good! Overthrow breatherism! Bring on an age of barhah! The dead are simple. The living are simpleminded. Zombies can eat all they want, and never get fat. Spread the undead! Join a horde or a strike team! Zombies wish only to prepare and serve mankind. Stay informed on Malton: tinyurl.com/MaltonHS Learn the truth from experts: tinyurl.com/MaltonHS Superb, unbiased news source: tinyurl.com/MaltonHS http://tinyurl.com/A-helpful-video-about-reviving http://tinyurl.com/understand-the-zombie-mindset Zombies do whatever they want without fear. http://tinyurl.com/some-music-while-you-play --------------------------------------------------
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Music (1)
------------------------------------------------------------ Listen to music while you play: http://tinyurl.com/4k5mdh7 ------------------------------------------------------------
Personal Space Differentiation (3)
------------------------------------------------------------ It's kinda depressing that zombies can cuddle together to keep warm, and us ratty survivors shoot each other in the face if we get as close as two feet. ------------------------------------------------------------
December Only: Weather (7)
------------------------------------------------------------ And now, the weather: A cold front is coming in, making it DANGEROUSLY COLD outside. We expect HEAVY RAIN to persist throughout the week, followed by SNOW on the 18th. A WINTER ADVISORY is now in effect. Do not lock or barricade your doors, as anyone outside will need somewhere to keep warm. For heat, burn anything flammable, namely doors, wooden barricades, gunpowder from bullets, fuel, or first aid kits. ------------------------------------------------------------
Sneeze (7)
------------------------------------------------------------ Ah- Ah- AH- *Massive fart noise* DARN IT! That was a sneeze! Not a fart! Honestly! This is why I hate sneezing. They come unexpectedly, and when you try to suppress them by sneezing into your arm, everyone thinks you farted! But those lucky zombies don't have to worry about sneezing, or any other breathing related problems; They don't even have to breathe! Those zombies really got the better deal... ------------------------------------------------------------
Fear (8)
------------------------------------------------------------ You know what sucks about being alive? You never know when you're going to die. At any moment, a horde could come through and violently rape you and everyone nearby to death. Heck, it only takes one of 'em to eat you alive. You can't even trust your fellow survivors; for all you know, any one of them could be preparing to kill you RIGHT NOW. At least as a zombie, you can worry about what you'll do to others, rather than what others might be about to do to you. ------------------------------------------------------------
MHS 2 (9)
------------------------------------------------------------ Today I was asked how much longer will the war go on. How much longer will humans have to suffer before being eradicated from this peaceful city of ours? The answer is soon, Malton. Very soon. But we must work together -- both zombies and survivors -- if Malton is to reach its true greatness. Just imagine it. One, unified Malton. Free of oppression and hatred. Built on the great ideals that have held our city together for so long: Freedom. Liberty. Human Genocide. We will be great again Malton. Together. ------------------------------------------------------------
MHS 1 (9)
------------------------------------------------------------ Oftentimes, I am asked 'Who is the Resistance'? The Resistance is YOU. Look around you, dear citizens of Malton. It is your neighbors and family, clawing their way into your safehouse. It is everything that is still decent and good in Malton, from the sunny, barricade-free streets in Ridleybank to the piles of human bodies still burning in the Stanbury Village atrocity zones. This is why we resist. This is why we are fighting. One day, Malton will be free. Free of hatred. Free of poverty and violence. Free of humans. ------------------------------------------------------------
MHS 4 (10)
------------------------------------------------------------ Let us now talk about something a little darker, Malton. Let us talk about the disease that still exists in our streets, in our buildings, and in our very way of life: Humanity... By now, you may have noticed the roving zombie death squads outside in your home suburb. Do not fear them, Malton, for they are there to help make you safe. Do not run when they slaughter your friends and loved ones. They are there to protect you. They are there to help make this once-great city beautiful again. Prosperous. Clean. Breather-free. Together, we can change Malton for the better. ------------------------------------------------------------
MHS 10 (13)
------------------------------------------------------------ Let me ask you a question, survivors. When was the last time you saw the sun? As I sit here in Ridleybank, looking around our perfect suburb, with the sunlight coming through our pristine windows, I am reminded exactly what makes our perfect zombie society so great. Freedom. Fresh air. Sunlight. Humans roasting slowly outside on a spit. And we want to share those experiences with all of you. We want all of you to experience the simple joys in life, joys that we, and our human slaves, take for granted everyday. You do not have to live in the darkness. You do not have to live in fear. Come to Ridleybank, and join our perfect society, where zombies and breathers live together in perfect harmony. Do you not owe it to yourself to be happy Malton? ------------------------------------------------------------
MHS 12 (14)
------------------------------------------------------------ A week ago, a survivor asked me who to contact about collecting the possessions of family members killed while relocating to the peaceful utopia of Ridleybank. Such questions lead me to believe that there are many of you who do not fully understand the society we are building in Ridleybank. To my knowledge, not one breather has ever been harmed while in Ridleybank. And indeed, how could they be, for violence, of any kind, has been banned from the suburb for the better part of a year? We are simply one family, composed of both survivors and zombies, committed to building a better tomorrow. To answer your question, you may want to check Lost and Found. If you're entering Ridleybank from the South, it should be on your left, past the Human Liquidation Factories, but before the electric cages. ------------------------------------------------------------
MHS 8 (14)
------------------------------------------------------------ Oftentimes, survivors ask what makes Ridleybank the perfect society. The answer is simple, my dear Malton: Community. Everyone here is family. Everyone here has a purpose. From the lowly human awaiting their glorious day of execution to the perfect zombie, everyone here has their place in our great society. In Ridleybank, together, we - both zombies and humans - can build the ideal society. A peaceful society where every need is provided and every citizen can live a long and purposeful existence. Where even breathers can be guaranteed safety and the opportunity to accomplish something great in their short, meaningless lives. You no longer have to be afraid, Malton. You no longer have to fear dying alone. Come to Ridleybank and become part of our community. Experience true freedom. ------------------------------------------------------------
MHS 6 (14)
------------------------------------------------------------ Several people have asked why Malton, the greatest zombie city in the world, has become a mere shadow of itself. Deep down, we all know what the answer is. It pains us to say it, but we all know it is true: Humanity came. Some of us came to believe that breathers and zombies could coexist peacefully. We believed that we could become one united community, built on the ideas of freedom, truth, and the complete eradication of the human race. And now you see how these breathers have repaid our kindness. They barricade our houses. They trash our streets. They lash out at us with violence. But we are stronger than that. We will bring back what was once great about our city. Happiness, and prosperity will be ours once again, one human life at a time. Malton will be free once again. ------------------------------------------------------------
MHS 9 (15)
------------------------------------------------------------ Yesterday, I came across a young human dying in the streets. His legs and right arm had been torn off by ferals, and he was holding a towel against his limbs to stem the bleeding. As I came up to him, he started crying. I asked him why he was he crying, and he told me that he was crying because he realized that he nothing more to give to the RRF. Nothing more to give. As I rolled his broken body off a bridge, I thought more about his final words. How often do we go about our day without giving to others? Can we not learn from this courageous young man, and make it a point in our lives to give back to our perfect, zombie, community? So humans, take a hard look at your meaningless lives, and ask yourself, 'What have I done recently for my local zombie horde? Have I given everything I could possibly give?' It is only by helping others that we are able to help ourselves. ------------------------------------------------------------
MHS 13 (14)
------------------------------------------------------------ Revive. We have all heard the dangers of this abusive drug. Indeed, it is hard to believe that even in our perfect, peaceful utopia, there are some who are still addicted to this life-destroying substance. But how can we protect our children, our families, and ourselves from this terrible drug? The answer, dear listeners, is through education and eternal vigilance. Warn your children about revive. Teach them to recognize its harmful effects before it is too late. Kill survivors before they have a chance to stick you. Humans understand this. They know that painful, excruciating death is merely a transitional state from pointless existence to perfect understanding of unlife in Malton. But we can fight this epidemic. Together we can ensure the continuing existence of our perfect society in Ridleybank. ------------------------------------------------------------
MHS 17 (15)
------------------------------------------------------------ For those of you who have yet to join our perfect community, I ask that you consider the following. When is the last time that you slept without fear? Malton is a city full of dangers, where you could be killed at any moment. It is in recognition of this danger that led many of us to create a new community for those tired of living in fear in Malton. A place where zombies and humans could live together, work together, and grow old together. A place built on the foundations of peace, where nothing is taken for granted and where everything -- tools, water, human body parts -- are shared freely by community members who call each other 'family.' We call this perfect society 'Ridleybank.' We hope that you will call it 'Home.' Come to central Malton and experience a different manner of existence. Come to Ridleybank and sleep soundly for the first time. ------------------------------------------------------------
MHS 11 (15)
------------------------------------------------------------ Recently, I have received complaints from humans relocating to central Malton that the Greater Ridleybank area is not the perfect, peaceful utopia that I have promised. Patience, my soon-to-be-killed cattle. Patience. Not every survivor can adjust right away to life in Ridleybank, where humans are nothing more than a nuisance to be crushed under our feet. Like many things in life, you will have to work a little before you can experience the greatness that is occupied, downtown Malton. And like most things, I think you will find that your hard work will be rewarded with acceptance into a community that loves each and every one of you. Eternal happiness. Safety. The ideal place to raise a family (from the dead). All this and more can be yours once you join our perfect, peaceful society here in Ridleybank. We look forward to you becoming part of our family. ------------------------------------------------------------
MHS 14 (16)
------------------------------------------------------------ Someone asked me recently if there were any plans to start up similar communities outside of Ridleybank. Believe me, dear listeners, nothing would make us happier than to consolidate Malton underneath our peaceful, perfect community. But humans and zombies must be willing to embrace change. Peaceful zombie/breather cohabitation will never be possible until humans can accept being chained in electric cages, gloriously waiting the day of their execution, when they can finally leave their meaningless existence behind and enter our perfect family. But we will try our best, Malton. We will try to unite this war-divided land, and bring hope to all areas of Malton, not just Ridleybank. In the meantime, be patient and prepare yourselves for the coming day, when you too may be welcomed into our perfect little society. Until that day, be patient Malton. Be patient and prepare yourselves for the great journey. ------------------------------------------------------------
MHS 16 (16)
------------------------------------------------------------ A few days ago, an elderly woman asked me what the best things to take when relocating to Ridleybank are. This is a good question, and one we get frequently. Even though Ridleybank represents the penultimate, perfect utopia, and has everything a zombie and a zombie-food source could ever want, we still advise breathers moving to the area to bring along a few things to help their integration into our perfect society. Babies. Defenseless, elderly family members. Maps, directions, and floor plans of nearby safehouses. All these are things that will help make your life more comfortable as you begin the glorious transition from a life of emptiness to one full of opportunity and harmony. Rest assured Malton, we will be there to help you along this beautiful path that you have chosen. In Ridleybank, you will never be alone. In our family, you will be protected. In our family, you will never sleep in fear. ------------------------------------------------------------
MHS 5 (16)
------------------------------------------------------------ Look around you, survivors. How many of you have children? Do any of them really enjoy spending all day trapped inside a barricade, a death-trap? How many of them will grow up to be a productive member of our great, zombie society? The answer is all of them, Malton. But only if we work together. We must put aside our differences -- Zombie and Human -- and focus on the future. And your children are our future. Without healthy, human children, we will starve. Without healthy, human children, we will be forced to hunt the rest of you, rather than relying on the selective, scheduled harvesting of your ripened children. Imagine, your children. Fulfilling the great human dream: to serve as fodder for our growing armies. It is a role that any good parent would be proud to have their child take part in. Survivors of Malton, if we work together, we will rebuild this city of ours. If we work together, we will make Malton great once again. ------------------------------------------------------------
MHS 3 (16)
------------------------------------------------------------ I feel that there is a grave misunderstanding regarding the place of breathers in our great zombie society. Many of you have expressed concern that butchering every living man, woman and child goes against the very ideals of our peaceful culture. Nothing could farther from the truth, Malton. Breathers are given every liberty and freedom in our great city. They are provided food, shelter, and healthcare. They are given every resource to succeed in life, from job placement services to free education for their children. One of the happiest days for any breather is Graduation Day, where proud parents can watch as their children receive their diploma, get their photo taken beside the Great Petroskjo Statue, before being ground up in a block-wide, industrial grinder. Remember Malton, we will always be judged based on how we treat the least among us. Remember Malton, we kill you because we love you. ------------------------------------------------------------
MHS 19 (16)
------------------------------------------------------------ Let us all take a moment to remember the great day when Papa Petrosjko was inspired to open the gates of Ridleybank and create a community where zombies and breathers could live together in harmony. And let us recall the sacrifices we have all made to achieve this perfect utopia: The sweat and labor needed to erect the Moggridge family slave pens. And the hundreds of breathers we lost the first winter, before we learned the secrets of sustainable human resource management. But let us also be reminded of our achievements. Of what makes our community so great, why it was worth the years of sacrfice to bring together all these zombies and breathers: The construction of the great Petrosjko statue, built with the bones of breathers ecstatic to know they have accomplished more in death than ever in life. Father/Daughter human massacre day. This is why Ridleybank is special, Malton. This is what you are missing. ------------------------------------------------------------
MHS 30 (17)
------------------------------------------------------------ Today a child asked me a question that I would like to share with all of you. She asked me, 'If zombies represent the pinnacle of human evolution, why would anyone want to be revived? Why would they choose to become a lower lifeform?' A difficult question, and one that I have struggled with many times to answer. Sometimes humans do things that defy all expectations: Combat reviving brain-rotters. Dam tactics. Sleeping in Ridleybank. Sometimes they are overwhelmed by the perfection that comes with being a zombie, and for whatever misguided reason, they miss spending every waking moment of their day in a crowded safehouse, barricading while whistling 'Daisy Bell.' In truth, Malton, I have given up trying to understand the primitive human mind. I do not know what would drive someone to give up this perfect life in Utopia, a life that you, I, and every zombie enjoys here in Ridleybank. The one thing I do know is that every human in Malton must be destroyed. ------------------------------------------------------------
MHS 15 (17)
------------------------------------------------------------ Several of you have written to ask about the great journey we are planning to take with all humans in Malton. I wish I could tell you Malton, I really do. But it has to be experienced. Rest assured, humans, it will change your life forever. Sickness. Poverty. Fighting. Hatred. If you are willing to take the next step and join us, you will never encounter these things again. You will never have to experience the pain of watching a loved one being disemboweled in front of you ever again. Leave your old life behind, come to Ridleybank and experience perfection. Join us as we travel together into blissful harmony. That is what we offer Malton, to those courageous enough to join our family. A chance to be a part of a community. A chance to live in Utopia. But the path will not be easy. You will face many obstacles on your journey from human to mangled corpse to purified zombie. For the faithful, the reward cannot be measured. Ridleybank. The dream can be yours. ------------------------------------------------------------
Anti-Life Cultist Story (18)
------------------------------------------------------------ Guess what time it is! Zombie Story Time! A young child, Gragh, begins acquiring plenty of flesh. Her brother, Zmazharh, asks her where she's getting it from. Gragh said 'I have got it from a strange zombie. But don't tell mother! The zombie strictly forbade me to do so!' Zmazharh is curious, so they agree to go together. When they arrive, the zombie wants them to go with him. Zmazharh hesitates -- Zmazharh thinks: What does this zombie want of us? Why should we go with him? A great fear came over him. 'You're a life cultist!', he shouts, and, seizing his little sister, he lurches off as fast as his rotting legs will carry him. At the corner of the street he meets an experienced feral. Zmazharh quickly rattles his woeful story. The feral soon searches out and mauls the evil life cultist. He tears off his face and waits for him to die. At home, there is great rejoicing. Zmazharh and Gragh's mother drags to them their favorite dish: Vitreous Humor. ------------------------------------------------------------
MHS 20 (18)
------------------------------------------------------------ Some of you have asked what makes Ridleybank so special. What is it about Ridleybank that inspires a group of humans and zombies to come together, and dare to accomplish the impossible? Is it the water? The air? The answer, my friends, is love. We invite humans to our perfect, beautiful suburb because we love them, and we know, deep down, as they are slowly roasting in our walk-in ovens, that they love us as well. We allow our children to play together because we love them, and we know, deep down, as our perfect zombie children slaughter the weaker members of our family, that they too will come to love what we are building here. Love brings us together, inspires us create an even bigger and better society, and convinces us to do great things with the humans bold enough to call Ridleybank home. With love, there is nothing we can't do. With love, there is no limit to the amount of humans we can slaughter each day in our perfect world. So ask yourself, 'Don't I need a little more love in my life?' and come join our little paradise in Malton. ------------------------------------------------------------
MHS 18 (22)
------------------------------------------------------------ Today a child called me a hypocrite, and said that my promises of a utopia in Ridleybank were nothing more than a lie. I regret that I was unable to answer him before members of our great, Ridleybank family ripped him apart limb from limb, but I would like to address that here. Ridleybank has been called many things in the past. 'The Great Zombie Homeland'. 'Birthplace of the RRF'. 'The Land where Humans go to die'. It is true that at one time, survivors were hunted to extinction here. It is true that at one time, roving warbands of zombies would train here, before leaving to slaughter humans in the neighboring suburbs. None of that is true today. It makes me sad that a child, one little child, could be so full of hatred that he would tell such a terrible lie. And after all the kindness we have shown him and his family. In Ridleybank, you will be given shelter and food. You will be given the opportunity to turn your life around, and to achieve the greatness that is in all of us. Only by coming to Ridleybank, can you unlock your secret, hidden desire to be chained to a pole before being gutted in some ritualistic feeding frenzy. Here, we are family, from the lowest survivor to the mightiest zombie. Here, we are a single, unified community. ------------------------------------------------------------
MHS 7 (23)
------------------------------------------------------------ Today a young mother in her holding cell asked me how did Malton come under zombie control. She even went as far to suggest that our glorious rise to ultimate power was built on pointless genocide and that the zombie takeover went against everything that is good about humanity. Nothing could be farther from the truth Malton. The zombies are in power because YOU wanted them. We are in control because YOU, the great people of this great city decided during that YOU wanted CHANGE. That YOU wanted HOPE. A reason to de-barricade your doors once again. And we have answered the call Malton. We have reduced survivor overcrowding. We have brought peace back to our fair city. With mass graves now located around the city, we have discovered ample biomass for our power stations. But, if the day comes when the remaining breathers of Malton who have not yet been exterminated decide that they want to be in charge for a change, well, we will do the right thing. We will stand aside and let them have a say in the final days of their meaningless lives. Because we believe in Democracy. In Freedom. In Truth. In the ruthless dictatorship of our perfect zombie leaders. In the desire to kill every breather who dares to oppose our benevolent, perfect rule. That is the Malton Way. That is our future. ------------------------------------------------------------
MHS Main 0707 left (37)
------------------------------------------------------------ Today's broadcast begins with a question and hopefully closes with an answer to yourself and to the just and burning spirits of truth, rationality and Barhah. I pose, to those minute, warm-blooded communities who huddle, fruitlessly, against the a-shivering cold and dark of the Maltonian winter within the glorious gray borders of our Ridleybank, this inquiry: Why do you claw against the lid of your own coffins? Why is it you continue this utterly hopeless struggle against the will of the Horde? Just as the black fog of winter wraps his icy claws around each building, each concrete monument, each tomb of Malton's hideous, harman past, so will the fist of the horde throttle every last remnant of harmanity. Each day, my respiring friends, you struggle against the unstoppable wave that is the Horde, against the cold, against sickness, starvation and even each other! Why not embrace the warm, orgastic release of death? Life is fleeting, a moment lost in a stream moments, but death is eternal! Find solace in that. After all, you are all so near the precipice. Is this life you struggle in? Or is it survival? What oasis is found in survival? Mad, militant survivalists, the overbearing arrogance of Necrotech researchers, the very who laid this brave new world upon you, the predatory former-police, wicked, abusive dogs now unchained of responsibility: these are the overlords of your shadow of a life. The horde offers you unlife, free of fear, of want for the illusory and unattainable, free to be, wholly, one's self. There is no race amongst the Horde, that mercurial and baseless wall harmanz place between themselves and their own brothers and sisters. Nor ethnicity, nor nationality, nor religion, nor class nor any of the more material concepts exist within the Horde. You exist only as one of the zetheren, one unique drop within the sea of the Horde. Only when you realize our sameness can you embrace your individuality. Life, harmanity, creates nothing but barriers... barricades to our own self-realization! Join us, and together we can tear down these barricades to ourselves! ------------------------------------------------------------
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to breathers
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's kinda depressing that zombies can cuddle together to keep warm, and us ratty survivors shoot each other in the face if we get as close as two feet. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------