The Coy Museum
The Coy Museum Last Update August 2020 |
The Coy Museum
Danversbank [73,96]
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The Coy Museum
Photo Taken: 22 April 2011
Description
History
The Coy Museum was the brainchild of the infamous neo-realist architect, sociologist and lavatory designer'Testla Coy'.
The Museum was meant as a social experiment, its existence simply to document nothing but its own history. By the time of the zombie outbreak the museum had only been open for 6months. With very little history to document only a small section of the first downstairs exhibition hall was filled.
Oddly the only completed section of the building was the fully stocked gift shop.
Once the outbreak had begun, the employed curators quickly fled. However Coy decided to remain and complete what he saw as an essential addition to Malton culture. Most of what happened next is known from a found diary Mr Coy kept, documenting the final doomed days of the museum. Quickly running out of 'conventional' stationary, and unable to use a computer due to the power shortage Coy began to write descriptions of the museums artefact's in blood. Eventually, unable to balance the upkeep of the museum and maintenance of barricades, Coy soon became exhausted and entered a gruesome downward spiral of madness leading to an eventual disregard for his personal safety all together. As the barricades fell and zombies finally invaded all Mr Coy could do was try and distract them with merchandise in the gift shop. Alas even the most mindless of zombies was unwilling to take any notice of the overpriced tat Coy was flogging.
Rumour has it that Mr Coy (now in zombified form) can still be found stumbling around the second floor gents toilets, laden with branded erasers and rulers from the gift shop.
Barricade Policy
According to the Provisional Danversbank Barricade Plan, this building should be kept at Extremely Heavily Barricaded (EHB) at all times.
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