Guides:Guide to Forming Groups and Guides:AP Efficiency
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A lengthy and annoying story
An incomplete story
Real Life Autobiography
I play Urban Dead. Surprise surprise.
The AZS Rap
Attention Malton- The AZS theme rap!
Sup folks I be Penguinpyro,
I represent AZS crew, for sho'!
We’re here to go and cap some zeds-
With one shot- disperse their heads!
Them zombies don’t know what happenin’!
Cuz’, dawg, we be like lightnin’!
We also hand Pkers their asses!
Cuz’ their brains be fast as molasses!
We’re the AZS, foo’, don’t you know!
When the going gets tough, it’s we who go...
Blasting zed and whupping P-Kay!
Them pansy-arse fools be real g-
Gutless! We lend our members a big hand!
Reviving the innocent, protectin’ the land!
We help the common folk, yes that’s right!
When crud hits fan, we win fight!
Cuz we the AZS, foo’, do the maths!
We’re Always Zlayin’ Sociopaths!
Various fun things
Guide: How to Make a Zerger/Trenchie/Text rapist Useful
An series of wild but spectacular exaggerations
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Beat The Bejesus
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| This Person or Group Knows That Sometimes You Just Gotta Beat The Bejesus Outta Somethings...
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Friends Don't Let Friends Zerg
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| This user and/or group is opposed to the use of Zergs and multiple character abuse, and reserve the right to publicly humiliate those who do.
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Adventure Tourist
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This user goes on holiday
in ruined suburbs.
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Crucifixes!!!
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This user thinks that crucifixes should have some sort of use in the game, like being able to power a generator being able to throw them at other players.
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We love...wait a minute
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| This user loves the hot fir---oh wait this is going horribly wrong, isn't it...
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Firing Squad
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| You guys would be more efficient in a 360 circle!.
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Good Grooming
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| This user or group practices good grooming habits, and recommends that other Malton survivors do too.
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Fire is Pretty
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| This user thinks that fire is pretty.
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Bounty Hunter
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This User or Group hunts and kills
PKers.
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Burn Brightly Little Zombie
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| This user supports the use of burning zombies to light the night sky.
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Anti-Trenchcoater
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| Penguinpyro finds people with 20 shotguns and katanas to be obnoxious.
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Axe Crazy
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| This user has an axe. Do not cross them.
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Curse You Encumbrance!!!
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| This user carries around a lot of crap.
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Total Knock Out! (10pts)
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| This User successfully killed a Zombie with their Bare Hands.
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I Gots Street Cred Yo! (50pts)
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| This User survived 3 hours or more standing outside on the street as a Human with out getting killed.
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Tool Time (10pts)
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| This User successfully killed a Zombie with a Toolbox.
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Urban Survivalist (50pts)
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| This User actually spent the night in a ransacked building without Zombies finding them.
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Weapon of Choice
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| This user's weapon of choice is everything at his disposal.
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