Jerden Rules Crowbank
| Jerden Rules Crowbank | |
| An image will be here when I can work out how to get it the right size | |
| Abbreviation: | JRC |
| Group Numbers: | Small but hopefully growning |
| Leadership: | User:Jerden |
| Goals: | The acceptance that Jerden Rules Crowbank |
| Recruitment Policy: | Anyone can join |
| Contact: | Contact jerden in Game. |
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Dual Nature |
| This User or Group supports the Dual Nature Policy & believes that the citizens of Malton should embrace their two-fold nature. |
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Player Killer Group |
| "One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god."
This Group is a PKer Group and supports the act of Player Killing. |
A group dedicated to maintaining that Jerden Rules Crowbank and to spreading this incontravertable truth. Survivor, Zombie, whatever, you can join! We also support PKing in our proclaimation of the Truth! Who says PKing and Dual Nature are opposed? We simply believe that having fun in whatever state you are in is the best way to live in this crazy town.
History
Some time ago, aimless and probobly insane PKer Jerden (Profile here: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1919714 ) declared himself High Lord of Crowbank, for reasons unknown to all (including him). High Lord of Crowbank just sounds good, you know? Anyway, Jerden set up this group, Jerden Rules Crowbank, so that others may show support. It helps his ego. Unfortunatly, not everyone agrees, and there have been many Regacides of the High Lord, mildly inconviniencing Jerden untill someone got round to reviving him. Jerden demands they appologise and stop doing it. Mildly inconvience them, that'll show 'em! (Bullets and stab wounds are mild inconvieniences in Malton.)
Members of the group must:
Never attack members of the group Jerden Rules Crowbank. Seriously, don't. The punishment for breaking this rule is to be shot on sight. (I know that shooting traitors probobly breaks the first rule, but whatever. I'm writing these rules, not you.)
Always say something before PKing someone. It's only polite, and pre-death one liners are cool.
Attempt to spread the group. In whatever way you want to.
Try not to PK newbies, but instead attempt to indocrinate them. Seriously, don't kill any Level 1s, it's a bit cruel. It's hard enough from them, and I like to think this makes us cultured psychos.
Members of the group should, when in the mood:
Repair buildings in Crowbank and fight off zombies, to improve our positive image.
Defeat enemies of Jerden Rules Crowbank, to murder that positive image. (Enemies is anyone you dislike!)
Spray, shout, and radio propaganda everywhere. Especially in Crowbank. And I mean everywhere.
Stay nearish to Crowbank.
Greet other members of the group with a secret and elaborate handshake ritual. You think of one for yourself.
Have Fun!
Members of the group can, if they feel like it:
Think of cool titles for themselve, like Master of the Vague Titles of Crowbank. Unfortunatly, High Lord of Crowbank is already taken. Sorry.
Kill random people outside Crowbank to encourage them to go into Crowbank. We encourage immigration. Forcefully.
Attempt to create a wall of ruined buildings around Crowbank, in order to protect ourselves.
Amature Philosophy
Our Philosophy is complex, but is based around the fact that in Malton, Death is tempory and harmless, and should provide the most fun possible.
Therefore dying or revifification should not be feared, as it simply offers new oppertunities. This also means that PKing should not be viewed as evil, but just as another way of playing the game. Alternatively, PKer Killing is also a valid occupation. Alternative to the Alternative, PKerKer Killing is another valid option, and really just preemptive self defense. Let's face it, they're just PKers too, just more selective ones, and so accepting PKing means accepting that lot too.
But, I hear you say (Or maybe I'm just hearing voices...), some people don't want to die! So what? They'll get used to it! Being a Zombie's great fun! And getting revenge is pretty easy if you feel like it (We don't mind dying, we just enjoy taking revenge!).
Also, we're Communist Monarchist Capitalist Anarchists. Just so you know.
Register
Add your name, Title and profile link below to show that your membership. Oh, and obviously add this as your group on your prifile. How else will we become the most popular group in Malton?
Jerden, Self Proclaimed High Lord of Crowbank, http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1919714
Leiter, The other left hand of Jerden. [[1]] http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2041094
Allies of Jerden Rules Crowbank (Green list)
DOYR (Deserving of your respect), SNBS (Should Not Be Shot), PAGITATYCSYDMAMAKT (Probobly A Good Idea To Add To Your Contacts So You Don't Make A Mistake And Kill Them):
All the Hyena Pack. There's a few talking Hyenas around Crowbank, well, jerden thinks they talk. They could be figments of his imagination. Anyway, don't shoot them unless they attack you first. Stroke the adorable things instead, at every opertunity! Hyenas love to be stroked!
Enemies of Jerden Rules Crowbank (Red List)
Add to this list the name, profile and crime of anyone who has commited an act of treason against jerden, through attacking and/or killing jerden or one of his assosiates, the members of Jerden Rules Crowbank and their honourable allies. Inform them of the error of their ways, Kill them on sight, then delete them from this list (Eye for an Eye, life for a life, no need to let this escalate). Of course, add them again if they refuse to learn from this "Negative Reinforment Behavior Correction Technique". Maybe the second time or third time leave their name on the list, as they're clearly stubborn.
Steve Harvey, http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=37556, for the despicable crime of shooting jerden to death with a pistol, dispite admitting that jerden ammused him. Educate him. To death.
Disclaimer
Jerden Rules Crowbank is not technically a PKing group, merely one that thinks that PKing is a fun, safe, and family-friendly way to spread their message. You don't have to PK to join the group, although remember that any enemies we may happen to make may not understand this subtle distinction.
