Talk:Jerden Rules Crowbank
Furst!
Hi Jerden. Y'know, I've read your barely literate group page and I have to say, it's quite endearing. Either you really are just totally inept, from the feeble coat of arms with its awful Google Latin, to the mish-mash of rules and stream-of-consciousness ramblings, or the page is the work of a truly twisted genius. I'm going with the first theory.
Anyway, my friends and I couldn't help but notice your ill-advised challenge to TSI. Let's just say: it's on. It'll be a bit like fighting a one-armed man, ripping his arm off, then beating him to death with it, but hey - it was your shout. May the best group win. Hint: it's not you.--Mallrat 
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CTD 20:13, 13 October 2012 (BST)
- Jerden is everything right about Urban Dead. --Ross Less Ness Enter Stranger... 20:16, 13 October 2012 (BST)
Watch yourself Jerden. You may think "hey a suburb away should be safe," but you would be wrong. TSI just happens to have a zombie group of many same members, that just happens to be one suburb away, that just happens to eat people who kills their alts. It's totally not zerging or multi-abuse, just coincident. This, of course, ignoring their "former" member who is zerge listed. --
Org XIII Alts 23:03, 16 October 2012 (BST)
- Allow me to provide A Brief History for the Apparently Butthurt (you know, Kirsty, you could always contact TSI or CTD directly if you have a problem, instead of whispering in Jerkoff's ear).
- A bunch of us from another internet forum started a load of zombie and survivor characters and the two main groups that formed as a result unfortunately ended up inhabiting the same corner of Malton - long before any of us knew of the Zerg Liste and its 10-blocks rule (which Kevan's own rules don't insist upon, hence we didn't see the problem at the time) - but the roots of TSI in Vinetown, and the Club in Gulsonside, are now far too deep for us to consider moving either group. It would be like the RRF leaving Ridleybank, or Jerden not being an annoying little twerp - unthinkable.
- We do try to keep our alts 10 blocks apart but mistakes have been made on occasion and a rotter and one of Brian XIII's nuncios have strayed within roaring bellow distance, which is how one former cardinal was Zerg Listed. Nonetheless, as per Kevan's rules, the two groups do have completely different aims, being pro-survivor/anti-moron (TSI) and pro-zombie dancing (CTD). Naturally, if a breather gets into Clubber (or other zombie group) territory, they run the risk of being eaten (and mocked in fluent Zamgarh into the bargain, and potentially also poked with bananas). It is a zombie apocalypse game after all. Best not to cry when it happens to you.
- The former member is just that - a former member. As he's still Zerg Listed, feel free to act as you see fit. No doubt you will also help us rid Vinetown and Pegton of prudence's numerous anti-TSI imposter alts, and blair's griefing rotters, as there are genuine cheat-no-matter-what laugh-in-the-face-of-fair-play zergers around that you might like to get your panties properly knotted over.
- Finally, as Jerden was just offed by a TSI member in Crowbank, please let me know if you have a problem with that as well. Meanwhile: TSI 1 - Jerden 0.--Mallrat
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CTD 18:53, 17 October 2012 (BST) - Kirsty, you forgot to mention the part about how TSI are completely inept at PKer hunting, despite claims to the contrary on their group page. If I were a gamblin' man, I'd put my money on Jerden for most personal kills. ~
01:59, 18 October 2012 (UTC)
