Josephine's Jokers

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Josephine General Hospital Penny Heights [97,77] the Coker Monument Sargent Crescent a Junkyard Langsford Drive Fire Station Josephine General Hospital Cracknell Towers Murless Way Odo General Hospital Sulley Bank Basic Info: Excellent place to find first aid kits. Zombies frequently check inside. Portable Generators have a use other than powering the lights and increasing search probability in hospitals. Players with the Surgery Skill can heal for 15 HP if the Hospital has a fueled up Generator. Hospitals are listed as Tactical Resource Points. Hospitals can be barricaded normally. Among the internal descriptions found in Hospitals: "...its wards and corridors blackened with the soot of a recent fire" "...its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape." "...one of the city's psychiatric hospitals." "...dark corridors leading through abandoned wards." "...its emergency room in disarray." "...its lobby covered with quarantine posters." "...a children's hospital with bright murals across the walls. " "The main lobby is riddled with bullet holes." "It was one of the last to be evacuated, and seems to have been cleared out in a hurry." "...a derelict hospital that was closed down years ago."

(97,77) (bic) (statuses) (update) Josephine General Hospital --VVV RPMBG 23:26, 20 June 2024 (UTC)

A Lame Begining

It started late newyears eve, one lone zombie decided that his present location near fort creedy was kinda boaring, so he headed up north east to Penny Hights. There he found a sleepy burb folowing its baricade plan and generaly not doing much, but great gods the freaking christmasslights, chrismass lights everywhere! There were christmass lights up more than a week after christmass! This would not do. So this grinchy little zombie decided to do soemthing about this, and began trying to break into Jospehine General Hospital to tear the damn things down, and thus were Josephine's Jokers born. (Or should we say "Joker", singualr.)

A Simple Manifesto

Not content with so short term a goal as putting paid to the prolonged christmass the zombie decided to reach for a grander goal, and found one, the compleete ruination of the ofending hospital. Though curently unable to come up with the full means to bring down the building he figured that geting some tools and a few more zombies might allow him to realy mess the palace up, and have more luck taking out the cursed lights. So he formulated a stratagy.

• 1: Seak revive whenever posible.
• 2: While living shoot zombies at revive points, but dont kill them, just farm for xp.
• 3: Also while living grab tools that can help as a zombie, like crowbars, and flak jackets.
• 4: Learn Survor skills that can help you as a zombie, like body building and daignosis.
• 5: When you have all of your gear, and the skills that will help you, and a few hundred spare XP to buy your basic zombie skills, start prying open the baricades on the damn hospital from the inside!
• 6: If you get that done before you get shot nix that freaking gentrator too.
• 7: Once the baricades are gone wait, your zombie bretheren will soon break in and bring you back over, and you can help them KEEP that hospital dark!

This is the core manifesto of the Jokers, but there are two lesser points.

• 8: All chrismass lights must go from the end of one december untill the begining of the next.
• 9: If all that is acomplished for the suburb, then go trash the Lumbar Mall, the place is an eye sore lights or no lights and aught to be bulldozed.