User talk:Roger Worden

Welcome

Hi Roger Worden! I saw your recent edits to Waterlow Street Police Department‎ and wanted to welcome you to UDWiki on behalf of Project Welcome! If you have any questions or need any help, feel free to drop me a line at my talk page. And if you'd like to see where your DangerReport updates go, check out the Danger Center, which collects all the reports in Malton into one map. Have a great day! Bob Moncrief ^EBD•W! 15:21, 9 August 2013 (BST)

Thanks

Thanks for your assistance, I'm still having epically bad luck even though I'm supposed to have 40% hit rate now I got 2 hits out of 30 tries today!! Am I missing something or just having a streak of bad luck the past few days? Is there some armour factor I'm not aware of or something? Psylem 10:27, 17 October 2013 (BST)

Hmmm

You're very welcome. It sounds like miserable luck has been in the air lately. Just yesterday I fired 30 bullets and only hit with 8, despite a supposed 65% accuracy. Sometimes I wonder if the Random Number Generator is occasionally predisposed to bad luck or strange patterns. On one character, I looted 16 shotgun shells IN A ROW, which is absolutely insane, considering all of the other things that can be looted in a police station. We're just going to have to find a suitable human sacrifice with which to appease the Random Number Gods.

Oh, and I doubt you made this mistake, but in the past I've attacked a zombie with terrible results, only to discover that at some point during the assault, my selected weapon reverted to fists, which resulted in terribly low accuracy for who knows how many hits. It happens sometimes. >.< Roger Worden 01:08, 18 October 2013 (BST)

A sacrifice to appease the Random Number Goddess? Praise Rando. She is a chancy bitch and I say that in the best possible way. Praise RANDO. --Abby Omination 10:11, 18 October 2013 (BST)