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Surgeon General of the City of Malton and Broom Flying Witch, Anja Arnheim
http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1729289
History: Anja and Malton
Anja is your friend and is here to help you, regardless if you are pro-zombie, pro-human, pro-pker, or pro-other-than-the-aforementioned.
A very tall, thin, demure, and sickly lady in her early twenties, with sunken in bright blue hawkish eyes, a narrow face, and long brown hair with straight bangs. Anja is wearing a long blue military gown, blue beret, and blue boots. She has bad posture and a crooked but warm and friendly smile. Anja favors a roll of newspaper as a weapon, and favors first aid kits as equipment.
Anja goes by the title of the Surgeon General. Will not pick up a weapon besides newspaper. She usually resides in Crowbank, where she babysits Jerden.
It may not look like it, but Anja is mentally disabled. Having bottles of alcohol smashed on your head does that to you. If you are caught smashing a bottle of alcohol on my head, I will hunt you down and smack you with a newspaper. Anja also has anemia, mono, broken knees, heart problems, brain problems, memory problems, speech problems, hearing problems, depression, and dozens of other things. Killing Anja is a waste of your bullets and AP, and the revivers needle and AP. Please, be gentle. She would like to stay alive, because if she is a zombie she cannot be a very effective healer. Come enjoy tea with me instead. I love tea, tea is the best. I like tartary buckwheat blend the most. I like snow too. In five years see myself living in a snow castle.
Anja can also draw and predict fortunes with tarot, ask in the talk page if you are interested!
Statistics: Made up numbers.
Revives: Thousands.
Scans: Thousands.
Buildings fixed: Hundreds.
Heals (Human): Millions.
Current: What am I up to?
"Crowbank has too many zergs so I left them to Jerden"- May 26, 2015
But Kempsterbank is looking kind of nice this season.
My Ethic: Tips From The Surgeon General
- Please be polite, respectful, and courteous to everybody, even your enemies. Sometimes you find that your enemies aren't exactly who you think they are, if you treat them with this respect.
- Please do not smash bottles of alcohol over my head. It is especially painful.
- Communication is very important, please let me know on my talk page if you feel sad or just want a revive!
- Textrape and other forms of harassment are unacceptable.
- If you're zerging you are a bad person! I am looking at you, walking dead characters within the same suburb...
Revives and Resouces: For /some/ your UD needs
Screenshot Tool: http://iamscott.net/dumbwit.html
Email Anja: anjaarnheim@gmail.com
Request A Revive (From Anja): http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Anja_Arnheim
Anja now has a phone!: 899-8989
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