Guides:First Day in Malton
Suddenly, in a veeery veeery far secret network...
MMMM... MMMMMMM... MMMMMMMMMMM... MMMMMMM... MMM... -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
WHAT A GOOD DAY TO ENJOY... NO? OOOH THIS IS RELAXING... -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
OH, I AM ASKING, HOW IS GOING TO MY PUPPETS... LET'S SEE... BETTER GO TO THE CENTRAL POOPYA -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
HAAHAHAA, THAT GUY WAS VERY FUN,... HE MADE EVERYBODY LAUGH OFF -- POOPYER NO.23784
YEAH YEAH, EVEN I LAUGHED SO MUCH... -- POOPYER NO.73256
SHUT UP BOTH! DO YOUR WORK! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
OKAY, MY DEAR BOSS -- POOPYER NO.73256
SURE, DEAR BOSS -- POOPYER NO.23784
HAVE YOU SEEN SOUTH PARK??? IT'S SO FUNNY CARTOON!!! -- POOPYER NO.17544
YES, WHAT A GOOD SHOW... BTW I LOVE SIMPSONS -- POOPYER NO.66631
SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH AND GO WORK!!! WHAT A BOZOS!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
IT'S OKAY, DEAR BOSS... -- POOPYER NO.17544
FINE, OUR DEAR BOSS -- POOPYER NO.66631
OKAY, I AM NOW IN THE CENTRAL POOPYA... LET'S SEE HOW IS GOING TO MY DEAR PUPPETS IN THE URBAN DEAD WIKI... -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
MAIN INFOPOOPYER! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
OH, HELLO MY DEAR BOSS... WHAT DO YOU WANT? -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER
FIRST OF ALL GO TO THE PAGE OF URBAN DEAD WIKI! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
OKAY,... ... AND NOW? -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER
NOW SHOW ME HOW IS GOING TO MY DEAR PUPPETS! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
UHHHHH... ... WAIT A SEC... -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER
WAIT A SEC WHAT?! SHOW ME NOW!!! THIS IS AN ORDER BY YOUR BIG BOSS!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
I JUST WANT TO ASK... ... WHY YOU PLANNED THAT TYPE OF TRAFFIC THERE? -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL???!!! LET ME SEE WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
WW... ... WHH... WHAAT??? ADMINS BLOCKED THEM ALL??? -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
ARE YOU OK, MY DEAR BOSS?? -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER
YOU... YOU... YOU KNOW I AM VERY ANGRY!!!!! WHY DO YOU ARE NOT DOING WHAT I ASKED TO YOU???!!! WHO THE FUCKING BITCH ARE YOU????!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
AAAH... PLEASE MY DEAR BOSS HAVE MERCY! -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER
NO!!!!!! YOUR BIG BOSS DO NOT HAVE MERCY!!!!!!! YOU ARE A STUPID BOZO!!!!!!! YOU ARE PUNISHED FOR 99 YEARS IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
NO, NO, NO PLEASE! I AM VERY SORRY BUT...! -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER
BUT WHAT???!!! I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOU!!!!!!! SECURIPOOPYERS, THROW HIM INTO THE HOLE!!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
OF COURSE, MY DEAR BOSS!!! -- SECURIPOOPYER NO.02365
NOOO, WAIT NO DEAR BOSS!!! CAN YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE???!!! -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER
FFFFF... ... OKAY!!!!!!! SECURIPOOPYER, RELEASE HIM!!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
OKAY, DEAR BOSS -- SECURIPOOPYER NO.02365
OKAY, MAIN INFOPOOPYER!!! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE!!!!!!! YOUR LAST CHANCE!!!!!!! DID YOU HEARD ME????? -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
YES, YES, MY DEAR BOSS, CONTINUE... -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER
IF YOU FAIL ME THIS TIME, YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE HOLE!!!!!!! OKAY????!!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
YEES... AND WHAT I MUST DO??? -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER
I WILL SAY NOW! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
MESSAGE TO ALL THE CENTRAL POOPYA!!! EVERYBODY STOP RELAXING!!! EVERYBODY GO WORK HARD, DAY AND NIGHT!!!!! IT IS THE TIME... TO MAKE AN ATTACK TO THE URBAN DEAD WIKI WEBSITE!!!!! WE WILL SHOW TO THESE STUPID ASSHOLES WHAT IS THE MEANING OF SUFFERING!!!!!!! I WANT TO SEE EVERYBODY WORKING NOW!!!!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
SURE, OUR DEAR BOSS!!! -- ALL POOPYERS
MAIN INFOPOOPYER, GET ACCESS TO THE SOURCE CONFIGURATION OF THE WEBSITE, AND DON'T FORGET TO HELP THE REST OF INFOPOOPYERS!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
SURE, MY DEAR BOSS! -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER
INFOPOOPYER NO.034!!! GO SELECT A PROXY OF OUR BIG PROXY SERVER, AND MAKE SURE EACH OF OUR COMPUTERS ARE ACCESSING THE WEBSITE THROUGH IT!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
OKAY, DEAR BOSS!!! I AM ON IT!!! -- INFOPOOPYER NO.034
INFOPOOPYER NO.089!!! CRACK THE CONFIGURATION OF THAT STUPID WEBSITE, AND PROTECT IT TO PREVENT ANYONE OUT OF OUR HOST FROM ACCESSING IT!!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
OKAY, MY DEAR BOSS!!!!! -- INFOPOOPYER NO.089
I THINK THE REST OF INFOPOOPYERS KNOW WHAT'S THEIR WORK!!! START NOW!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
SURE, DEAREST BOSS!!!!!! -- THE REST OF INFOPOOPYERS
SECURIPOOPYERS, MAKE SURE EACH INFOPOOPYER IS DOING HIS WORK ADEQUATELY!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
OF COURSE, OUR DEAR BOSS!!!!! -- ALL SECURIPOOPYERS
OKAY, BETTER I WILL GO TO RELAX IN MY LUXURIOUS ROOM... DRINKING SOME GOOD TONIC THERE... -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
I HOPE THE WORST TO THOSE BITCHES THAT BLOCKED ALL MY PUPPETS... ... TODAY,... THEY ARE VERY CALMED,... TOMORROW,... THEY WILL BE SUFFERING A LOT!!! THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT, BITCHES!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA...!!!!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY
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