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Urban Dead didn’t let zombies talk normally in-game, even with the Death Rattle skill. Whatever speech you typed into the box, the game deleted almost every letter of the alphabet, leaving only these 8: zambgrhn. This resulted in zombies speaking total nonsense. Rhhrhrhrhrhrhrhrghghghgggh. If you said "Hello, my name is Geoffrey Winklebutt. Bring me a popsicle and lets go watch something at the cinema?" it would come out as "Hrrh, m namrh rh Grrrrh rnrbrh. Brrng mrh hra rrrh an rh grh ah rmrhrng hra hrh rnrma?"

So to communciate we learned to talk a funny zombie language called zamgrh using just these 8 letters: a, b, g, h, m, n, r, and z as well as a few punctuation characters, the most useful being ! which we use as an i. Here's a quick introduction below. It was tricky but amusing - zombie toddler talk!

When your zombie character with Death Rattle said something in-game, Urban Dead processed the text as follows:

• all occurrences of characters "eiou" are replaced with "r" • all characters other than "zambgrhn .!?-" are stripped
• multiple spaces are replaced with a single
• lower-case "r" at the end of words replaced with "rh"
• an "a" or "A" by itself will be replaced with "hra"
• letters following .!? are capitalised
• spaces preceding any of .!? are stripped. This messes up words beginning with ! - for example "!z"/"is" - but top tip: if you put 3 spaces before the ! - the space is not stripped!

The Babble Bible below was one of many tools that helped new zamgrh linguists make a start. It has phrases players could copy and paste for a variety of places and situations.

The following guides from the wiki were also very useful, with zamgrh-English translations which will help you understand individual words.

Zombie Dictionary: http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Guides:kiZombie-English_Dictionary

Zombie Lexicon: http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Guides:The_Zombie_Lexicon

Zombie Songs: http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Guides:The_Zombie_Lexicon/Zombie_Song_Lyrics

Category Zamgrh Harman
Greetings H! harmanz! Hi humans!
Harrah brazzarz an zizzahz! Hello brothers and sisters!
Harrah maamz an manbagz! Hello ladies and gentlemen!
Mah am haar - hazzah! I am here - hazzah!
Gah marn!ng gang! R!z an zh!n Good morning gang! Rise and shine
Farewells Bah-bah! Bye bye!
Gah n!gh Good night
N!gh n!gh Night night
Zzz Zzz
Mah ganna b bag zamarrah I'm going to be back tomorrow
Positive N!z Nice
Amaz!ng Amazing
Mmmm Mmmm
Z!z nah bah This not bad
Hazzah! Hazzah!
Negative Bah Bad
Rabb!zh/garbagh Rubbish/garbage
Ab!zmah Abysmal
N!ghma!rh Nightmare
Agan!z!ng Agonising
Azz Ass
On Babble Rabble Babba Rabba azzambah! Babble Rabble assemble!
Mah gang na!m !z Babba Rabba My gang's name is Babble Rabble
Gharm!ng zambahz !n mah gang Charming zombies in my gang
Babba Rabba ganna ga!n n!z bra!nz harh. Mmmmm! Babble Rabble gonna gain nice brains here. Mmmmm!
Gang bazz na!m b Graan Zanz. H!m gra!zhaz, habb!ng zambahz ga!n bra!nz. Gam !nna gang? Hab zam harman-bargarz. Gang boss name be Graan Zanz. Him gracious, helping zombies gain brains. Come in the gang? Have some human-burgers. (Nobody ever said this sadly)
War cries BABBA RABBA! BABBLE RABBLE!
Babba Rabba ganna GAB ANH GRAB! Babble Rabble gonna TALK AND GRAB!
GAB GRAZH!! GAB CRASH!!
MA!M ANH MAZZAGRH! MAIM AND MASSACRE!
BRANG MAH BANANAZ! BRING MY BANANAS!
To humans Bananabra!nz. Ambra!z barhah! Bananabrains. Embrace barhah!
Grab za harmanz! Garn!zh za!r bra!nz! Grab the humans! Garnish their brains!
Harmaaaaanz... Mah am hangrah! G!b mah bra!nz!! Humaaaaans... I am hungry! Give me brains!!
Na rh!z!zanz, harmanz, zambahz ganna mazzagrh za bah harmanz! No resistance, humans, zombies gonna massacre the bad humans!
Harrah maamz ahn manbagz. N!z n!gh? Mah na!m [YOUR NAME]. Mmhm mmhm. Mah haz mannarz. Hello ladies and gentlemen. Nice night? My name [YOUR NAME]. Mmhm mmhm. I have manners.
Mmmmm... zg!n, armz, rh!bz, haarb, bra!nz. Mah ganna gnazh b!!!!!g harman bargarz. Mmmmm... skin, arms, ribs, heart, brains. I'm gonna gnash biiiiig human burgers.
To attackers Ha!rbra!n, zgram! Hairbrain, scram!
Garzh, z!z harman b hra Barbarh!an. Mazzargh h!m!! Gosh, this human is a barbarian. Massacre him!!
Harmanz na habbah? Ambra!z Barhah!! Harmanz an zambahz ganna hag an mamba! An barg bra!nz hahaaa Humans not happy? Embrace barhah!! Humans and zombies gonna hug and do the mamba! And eat brains hahaaa
Harmanz arh angrah? Ahhhhh. G!b mah n!z hag, harman! Ganna b n!z an habbah aga!n, BARHAH! Humans are angrah? Ahhhhh. Give me nice hug, human! Gonna b nice and happy again, BARHAH!
Zmazh!ng mah? Mah nah angrah. Zambahz an harmanz arh brazzarz. Harmanz haz n!z bra!nz nam nam nam. Smashing me? I'm not angry. Zombies and humans are brothers. Humans have nice brains yum yum yum.
Hahaaa babah bananabra!nz ganna bang-bang. Nah harm. Bang-bang mah aga!n haha! Hahaaa baby bananabrains gonna shoot-shoot. No harm. Shoot me again haha!
Ahhh!! Na ma!m zambahz, za agan!zing! G!b mah marz!h, harman zgam!! Ahhh!! Don't maim zombies, so agonising! Give me mercy, human scum!
Low level gang members Mah am babah zambah, mah am hangrah. Gang g!b bra!nz? Nam nam nam. I am baby zombie, I am hungry. Gang give brains? Yum yum yum.
Mah zg!nn!ng harmanz, garn!zhing bra!nz. Na harm z!z harman. Babba Rabba !z ra!z!ng babah zambahz. Mah ganna g!b bra!nz babah. I'm skinning humans, garnishing brains. Don't harm this human. Babble Rabble is raising baby zombies. I'm gonna give brains to the baby.
Babah! Bra!nz am haar! Babah?! Harm z!z man an hab h!z bra!nz. Nam nam nam! Babaaaah!! Baby! Brains are here! Baby?! Harm this man and have his brains. Yum yum yum! Babyyyy!!
Ahhhh babah haarh. Ganna g!b babah n!z harmanbargarz, babah ganna b b!g zambah zaan. Gah babah! Ahhhh baby here. Gonna give baby nice humanburgers, baby gonna be big zombie soon. Go baby!
BABAH HANGRAH, G!B BRA!NZ BABY HUNGRY, GIVE BRAINS
To feral/random zombies Bazh!ng barragahz haarh? Zhangz! Bashing barricades here? Thanks!
H! zambah! N!z bra!nz naar haarh? Mah hangrah. Hi zombie! Nice brains near here? I'm hungry.
Mazzagrh za harmanz anh ranzag za barn Massacre the humans and ransack the building
Gam hab harmanbargarz haarh! Nam nam nam Come have humanburgers here! Yum yum yum
Mah gang ganna gnazh harmanz naarb!h. Gang na!m !z Babba Rabba. Gam hab zam bra!nbargarz !n z!z n!z gang!?! Z mah zambah mazzaghaz anh z!gn ab. My gang gonna eat humans nearby. Gang name is Babble Rabble. Come have some brainburgers in this nice gang!?! See my zombies messages (bio) and sign up.
To zergs/alt-abusers Bah zargar man! Zargar ha!rbra!n. Zgram! Mah haabz za zargz b ban!zh. Bad zerger man! Zerger hairbrain. Scram! I'll help the zergs be banished.
Zargarz arh gang-bangarz, Zargarz arh Bananabra!nz, ha-ha ha-ha ha haaa Zergers are gang-bangers, zergers are bananabrains, ha-ha ha-ha ha haaa
Ganna br!ng marh zargz an ram mah? Hahaha... a zarg gnazh mah banana, anazzah zarg gnazh mah azz, marh zargz gnazh!ng mah manbagz. Mmmmm... n!z. Gonna bring more zergs and ram me? Hahaha... a zerg bites my banana, another zerg bites my ass, more zergs bite my testicles. Mmmmm.... nice.
Revive Mrh mah azz? Maag mah gargazz? Mah b harman aga!n Revive my ass? Make me a carcass? I'll be human again
G!b mah razzaragzhan. Mrh mah! Give me resurrection. Revive me!
NAH MRH!! Mrh !z bah! Mrh !z zambah n!ghma!rh No revive!! Revive is bad! Revive is zombie nightmare
Times of day Zan-r!z Sunrise
Marn!ng Morning
Zanzh!hn Sunshine
Br!ghnazz Brightness
H!gh naan High noon
Abbarnaan Afternoon
Zan-zab Sunset
N!gh Night
M!h-n!gh Midnight
Food and drink Mah am hangrah! I am hungry!
Ganna grab mah b!b. Mah haz graz!ng mannarz. Gonna grab my bib. I have grazing manners.
G!b mah bangarz an mazh. Mah gnazh zam. Give me bangers and mash. I'll eat them.
Garn!zh za hambargarz !n rhabarb anh mazbarb Garnish the hamburgers in rhubarb and mustard
Ganna b bra!z!ng za haggiz an graz!ng naan bragh z!z n!gh Gonna be braising the haggis and grazing naan bread this night
Nam nam nam! Amaz!ng zh!zh-gabab haarh Yum yum yum! Amazing shish-kebab here
Zambahz haz margarh!zaz an zangrh!ah? Habganna gag. Zombies have margaritas and sangria? I'm going to drink.
Gag gag gag mmmmm!! Glug glug glug mmmm!!
Za anzar am. . !n za g!n The answer is.. in the gin
Mah zanbrh!gzh haz ham, graan gra!nz, margarh!n, mazbarb an mazh bra!nz My sandwich has ham, green grains, margarine, mustard and mashed brains
Singing and dancing Zanz anh z!ng Dance and sing
Am h!gh an habbah I'm high and happy
Mah ganna zanz za mamba! I'm gonna dance the mamba!
Barhah barhah! Babba Rabba ganna zanz za n!gh ara!h Barhah barhah! Babble Rabble gonna dance the night away
Zambahz z!ng ABBA!! Mamma M!ah Zombies sing ABBA!! Mamma Mia
G!b mah zah bangarz! Ganz an Razaz, AZBZ, !ran Ma!ban!! Anzar mah! Give me the bangers! Guns and Roses, AC/DC, Iron Maiden!! Answer me!
Harh abarh zam N!n !nzh Na!hz, Zgarb!anz ahr N!rbana? How about some Nine Inch Nails, Scorpions or Nirvana?
Marh z!nging! Z!NG H!GHAR!! Mah gang, Z!NG!! More singing! SING HIGHER!! My gang, SING!!
Ahhh naaa mah ga!n!ng za m!gra!n haar. Ohhh nooo I'm getting a migraine here.
Rude things N!z azz Nice ass
Bazzangaz Boobs
Gangbang Gangbang
Grab mah azz Grab my ass
Hagg!ng anh g!zz!ng narh? Zhag mah! Hugging and kissing now? Shag me!
Gnazh mah banana! Mmmm... Mah banana am habbah Bite my banana! Mmmm... my banana is happy
Mmmm… mazzag!ng mah manbagz Mmmm... massaging my ballsack
Hag mah, grab mah! B!g gangbang! Hug me, grab me! Big gangbang!
Harmanz ram an!mahz. Barbar!anz! Harmanz !n Azgaban! Humans ram animals. Barbarians! Humans in Azkaban!
Regarding graffiti Barhah, amaz!ng z!gn Barhah, amazing sign
Zah z!gn !z bah That sign is bad
Zmazh za bah z!gn Smash the bad sign
Regarding barricades Ram zah barragahz! Ram the barricades!
Nah barragahz! Barragahz bah! Zmazh zam! No barricades! Barricades bad! Smash them!
Harmanz na habbah bgaz barragahz arh bah. Mah ganna zmazh za bah barragahz Humans not happy because barricades are bad. I'm gonna smash the bad barricades
HAMMARH ZA BARRAGAHZ MAH GANG!! HAMMER THE BARRICADES MY GANG!!
Regarding buildings Ranzag za barn! Ransack the barn!
Mmm, n!z barn. Ganna zzz haar z!z n!gh. Mmm, nice barn. Gonna sleep here this night.
Regarding generators Zmazh zah ganarazharh! Smash the generator!
Ahhh za br!ghnazz!! Nah n!z. Zmazh ganarazzah!! Ahhh the brightness!! Not nice. Smash generator!!
Aabz! Na na na! Mah haz zmazh zah ganarazharh?! Zarrah harmanz! Oops! No no no! I have smashed the generator?! Sorry humans!
Ah na na na. Z!z ganarazharh !z garbagh. Bah grahbzmanzh!b. Mah ganna zmaszh, z!z rabb!zh ganna harm za n!z harmanz. Oh no no no. This generator is garbage. Bad craftsmanship. I'm gonna smash, this rubbish gonna harm the nice humans.
In Havercroft (Habargrabh) Ranzag z!z zabarb, ranzag Habargrabh!! Ransack this suburb, ransack Havercroft!!
Babba Rabba maz zmazh Habargrabh! Babble Rabble must smash Havercroft!
Zambahz grab Habargrabh!! G!b zambahz z!z zabarb!! Zombies grab Havercroft!! Give zombies this suburb!!
Babba Rabba brangz hagz anh g!zzaz, ganna maag Habargrabh n!z Babble Rabble brings hugs and kisses, gonna make Havercroft nice
Habargrabh harmanz maz ambra!z barhah, gam hang !n Babba Rabba! Havercroft humans must embrace barhah, come hang in Babble Rabble!
Within malls (bazaar) Harmanz ga!n amaz!ng barga!nz ah z!z n!z bazaar. Hmm za b!g bra. AH!! Baamarangz!?! G!B MAH! Humans gain amazing bargains at this nice mall. Hmm a big bra. AH!! Boomerangs!?! GIVE ME!
Hmm ganna haz b!g zhab haarh. Ganna ga!n ra!z!nz, hambargarz, zam Abba bangarz, Granmaz azbar!n, garn!zh, an mar bananaz. Harmanz! Br!ng mah zhabb!ng bagz. Hmm gonna have big shop here. Gonna get raisins, hamburgers, some Abba bangers, Grandma's aspirin, garnish, and more bananas. Humans! Bring my shopping bags.
G-zaz, za manah harmanz !n z!z bazaar. Bra!nz, bra!nz an marh bra!nz! Z!z haarh bra!n zmargazbarb! Mmmmm. Ganna grab mah b!b. Mah haz graz!ng mannarz. Jesus, so many humans in this mall. Brains, brains and more brains! This here brain smorgasbord! Mmmmm. Gonna grab my bib. I have grazing manners.
Harrraaaah!!? Harrraaaah!?! Hmmm z!z b!g bazaarh haz nah harmanz. Harmanz nah zhabb!ng an!h marh? Nah marh barga!nz? Zambahz! Gam harh! Harmanz nah harh! Za bazaarh !z zambah bazaar narh! Hellooooo? Helloooooo? Hmmm this big bazaarh has no humans. Humans not shopping any more? No more bargains? Zombies! Come here! Humans not here! The mall is zombie mall now!
Within hospitals (hazb!zah / bag barn) Bagman!! Mah haz agan!zing mahar!a. Hab mah! Doctor!! I have agonising malaria. Help me!
Bagman!! Mah bra!nz m!zz!ng! G!v mah an abberazhan!! Mah zambah hangrah... Doctor!! My brain's missing! Give me an operation!! I am hungry...
Bagman!! Mah ganarr!ah harm!ng mah azz aga!n. Graghhhhh!! Hab mah! Doctor!! My gonorrhea is harming my ass again. Graghhhhh!! Help me!
Za bagmanz haz b!g bra!nz!! Hab mah, mah haz ang!na! The doctors have big brains!! Help me, I have angina!
Within NecroTech buildings (NB barn / mrh barn) G!b mah RNA Grabbah! Zan mah grab bra!n!! Give me DNA Extractor! Then I'll grab brain!!
Razzaragzhan haarh? Harman zabz mah b!g gargazz an zan mah b harman aga!n? Resurrection here? Human stabs my big carcass and then I'll be human again?
Brrrrr z!z !z bah barn. Za harrah, za harrah!! Bah harmanz mrh zambahz! Mrh-!ng zambahz.. .!z zambah n!ghma!r. Na mrh zambahz!! Brrrrr this is bad place. The horror, the horror!! Bad humans revive zombies! Reviving zombies... is zombie nightmare. Don't revive zombies!!
Z!z barn haz nah barhah. Harmanz arh bananabra!nz, razaragz!ng zambahz !nna harmanz. Mah ganna hammarh za mrh-barn. NAH MARH MRHS!! This building has no barhah. Humans are bananabrains, resurrecting zombies into humans. I'm going to hammar the NT. NO MORE REVIVES!!
Within police departments (b!g barn / bang-bang barn) Ah narh, za B!GZ arh haarh!! A!NG A!NG!! Mah ganna zmazh b!gz, zan hab HAMbargarz!! Oh no, the PIGS are here!! OINK OINK!! I'm gonna smash pigs, then have HAMburgers!!
Harrah n!z bang-bang manz. Mah ganna rabarb za bah Gr!m!nah. Z!z Gr!m!nah harrazz mah, g!b mah agan!z!ng harm. Arrazb h!m!! Hello nice gun-men. I need to report a bad criminal. This criminal harrassed me, gave me agonising harm. Arrest him!!
Hab mah! Mah r!ng!ng n!nh n!nh n!nh. Zam Gr!m!nah haz grab mah banana, zan ran! Zmazh Gr!m!nah!! !mbr!zan h!m !n Azgaban!! Help me! I'm ringing 999. Some criminal has grabbed my banana, then ran! Smash criminal! Imprison him in Azkaban!!
Harmanz, !MBR!ZAN MAH!! Mah haz b!!n bah bah zambah. Manah harman mazzagrhz, manah barnz zmazh anh ranzag. BARHAH! Humans, IMPRISON ME!! I have been bad, bad zombie. Many humans massacred, manah buildings smashed and ransacked. BARHAH!
Within fire stations Hmm z!z b an Agz-Man Barn? Agz-Man nah ma!m mah narh marh!! Hmm this is an Axe-Man building? Axemen won't maim no more!!
Mah azz.. !z BARN!NG!! Hab mah, harmanz, hab mah!! My ass.. is BURNING!! Help me, humans, help me!!
Harmanz, harmanz! Mah Gargazz.. !z zmaag!ng!! Zmaag!ng azz ganna ga BANG!! Grab za haaz, haaz mah azz narh!! Humans, humans! My carcass.. is smoking!! Smoking ass gonna go BANG!! Grab the hose, hose my ass now!!
Within factories (ganarazharh barn)


There is actually still a way to experience what zamgrh speech restrictions were like for yourself.

• go on this website: https://regex101.com/ • paste this under Regular Expression: [^- aAbBgGhHmMnNrRzZ!,.?] • type your zamgrh phrase/sentences under Test String • letters not allowed in zamgrh will be marked

Imagine them all disappearing!

Revive:
• Mrh mah gargazz? Mah b harman aga!n
• G!b mah razzaragzhan. Mrh mah!
• NAH MRH!! Mrh !z bah! Mrh !z zambah n!ghma!r

Times of day:
• Zan-r!z
• Marn!ng
• Zanzhaan
• Br!ghnazz
• H!gh naan
• Abbarnaan
• Zan-zab
• N!gh
• M!h-N!gh

Food and drink:
• Mah am hangrah!
• Ganna grab mah b!b. Mah haz graz!ng mannarz.
• G!b mah bangarz an mazh. Mah gnazh zam.
• Garn!zh za hambargarz !n rhabarb anh mazbarb
• Ganna b bra!z!ng za haggiz an graz!ng naan bragh z!z n!gh
• Nam nam nam! Amaz!ng zh!zh-gabab haarh
• Zambahz haz margarh!zaz an zangrh!ah? Habganna gag.
• Gag gag gag mmmmm!!
• Za anzar am. . !n za g!n
• Mah zanbrh!gzh haz ham, graan gra!nz, margarh!n, mazbarb an mazh bra!nz

Singing and dancing:
• Zanz anh z!ng!
• Am h!gh an habbah
• Mah ganna zanz za mamba!
• Barhah! Babba Rabba ganna zanz za n!gh awa!h!
• G!b mah zah bangarz! Anzar mah!
• Abba!! Zambahz z!ng Mamma M!a!!
• Mar z!nging! Z!NG H!GHAR!! Mah gang, Z!NG!!
• Ra ra ra!!! Raaaa raaa raaaar!
• Barhaaaaaah!! Barhaaaaaah!!
• Bagabagga bagabagga ahhhh ga!
• Ahhh mah ga!n!ng za m!gra!n haar.

Rude things:
• N!z azz
• Bazzangaz!!
• Gangbang!
• Grab mah azz
• Hagg!ng anh g!zz!ng narh? Zhag mah!
• Gnazh mah banana! Mmmm... Mah banana am habbah
• Mmmm… mazzag!ng mah manbagz
• Hag mah, grab mah! B!g gangbang!
• Harmanz ram an!mahz. Barbar!anz! Harmanz !n Azgaban!

Regarding graffiti
• Barhah, amaz!ng z!gn
• Zah z!gn bah
• Zmazh za bah z!gn

Regarding barricades
• Ram zah barragahz!
• Na barragahz! Barragahz bah! Zmazh zam!
• Harmanz na habbah bgaz barragahz arh bah. Mah ganna zmazh za bah barragahz

Regarding buildings
• Ranzag za barn!
• Mmm, n!z barn. Ganna zzz haar z!z n!gh.

Regarding generators
• Zmazh zah ganarazharh!
• Aabz! Na na na! Mah haz zmazh zah ganarazharh?! Zarrah harmanz!
• Ah na na na. Z!z ganarazharh !z garbagh. Bah grahbzmanzh!b. Mah ganna zmaszh, z!z rabb!zh ganna harm za n!z harmanz.

Within malls (bazaar)
• Harmanz ga!n amaz!ng barga!nz ah z!z n!z bazaar. Hmm za b!g bra. AH!! Baamarangz!?! G!B MAH!
• Hmm ganna haz b!g zhab haarh. Ganna ga!n ra!z!nz, hambargarz, zam Abba bangarz, Granmaz azbar!n, garn!zh, an mar bananaz. Harmanz! Br!ng mah zhabb!ng bagz.
• G-zaz, za manah harmanz !n z!z bazaar. Bra!nz, bra!nz an marh bra!nz! Z!z haarh bra!n zmargazbarb! Mmmmm. Ganna grab mah b!b. Mah haz graz!ng mannarz.

Within hospitals (hazb!zah / bag barn)
• Bagman!! Mah haz agan!zing mahar!a. Hab mah!
• Bagman!! Mah bra!nz m!zz!ng! G!v mah an abberazhan!! Mah zambah hangrah...
• Bagman!! Mah ganarr!ah harm!ng mah azz aga!n. Graghhhhh!! Hab mah!
• Za bagmanz haz b!g bra!nz!! Hab mah, mah haz ang!na!

Within NecroTech buildings (NB barn / mrh barn)
• G!b mah RNA Grabbah! Zan mah grab bra!n!!
• Razzaragzhan haarh? Harman zabz mah b!g gargazz an zan mah b harman aga!n?
• Brrrrr z!z !z bah barn. Za harrah, za harrah!! Bah harmanz mrh zambahz! Mrh-!ng zambahz.. .!z zambah n!ghma!r. Na mrh zambahz!!

Within police departments (b!g barn / bang-bang barn)
• Ah narh, za B!GZ arh haarh!! A!NG A!NG!! Mah ganna zmazh b!gz, zan hab HAMbargarz!!
• Harrah n!z bang-bang manz. Mah ganna rabarb za bah Gr!m!nah. Z!z Gr!m!nah harrazz mah, g!b mah agan!z!ng harm. Arrazb h!m!!
• Hab mah! Mah r!ng!ng n!nh n!nh n!nh. Zam Gr!m!nah haz grab mah banana, zan ran! Zmazh Gr!m!nah!! !mbr!zan h!m !n Azgaban!!

Within fire stations:
• Hmm z!z b an Agz-Man Barn? Agz-Man nah ma!m mah narh marh!!
• Mah azz.. !z BARN!NG!! Hab mah, harmanz, hab mah!!
• Harmanz, harmanz! Mah Gargazz.. !z zmaag!ng!! Zmaag!ng azz ganna ga BANG!! Grab za haaz, haaz mah azz narh!!

Within factories (ganarazharh barn)
• Hmm z!z Ganarazharh-barn? Ganarrazahz arh bah! Br!ghnazz bah!! Mah ganna zmazh anh ranzag haarh.
• Ahh man, za manah mazh!nz !n haarh. Za mazh!nz maag zaamz!ng? Maag!ng ganz, magaz!nz arh bananaz?
• Z!z b!g mazh!n !z bah bah bah. Ganna zmazh bah mazh!n. Harmanz nah maag mazh!nz, harmanz b zambahz!!

Within warehouses (baghz barn)
• B!!n b!z!h haarh? M!zarrang!ng z!z mazz!h baghzbarn? Nah ranzag! Mah ganna hab. Azz!gn mah! Mah grab braam.
• Ahh n!z baghz barn. Mah ganna hab ga!mz haarh, ganna b r!b!ng za baghz-r!z!ng gaar. Ab! Grang! Ab! Grang! Z!gzag!
• Garzh, manah bagz anh baghzaz haarh. Harmanz hab manah bazzazz!anz. !z rabb!zh? Ahr baghzaz hab bra!nz !n zam??

Within auto repair shops (garagz / Gar raba!rh zhab)
• Ahh z!z Garagz nah bah. Raba!r mah Garh? Azzah zambahz rann!ng, mah zambah ga zaam zaam !n za n!z Garh
• Hmm, z!z Garh Raba!rh Zhab. Mah nah bra!ngrabb!ng haah za Gar gaz ZAAM ZAAM!! Harmanz gab haah Garz ga zaam?
• AH NARH!! Harman, z!z bah bah bah, z!z Gar haz aa!rbagz! . .!n Gar Grazh, za n!z harmanz nah b!!ng ma!m!! Gar Grazh maz hab harmanz b-gam zambahz! Zmazh aa!rbagz!

Within museums (mazaham)
• Haaah, z!z n!z mazaham. Gharm!ng mmhm. B b!g zha!m zahmz!ng bah habban haarh… ah nah! ZMAZH! Aabz! Zarrah harmanz.
• Mmm mazaham haz za amaz!ng maztarb!z!z. Mah ganna maag mah marg. Z!z ganna r!z za maztarb!z h!ghar.
• Graaah. Bah-hambag. Z!z mazaham azz, na zambah maztarb!z!z.  ! am nah habbah!

Within pubs (za barh)
• [See Food and Drink section]
• Baargh!b - mah ganna !mb!hb zahm baarh haarh. G!mmah ah baarh an garn!zh... !n n!z bra!nz! Mahaha!
• Z!z n!gh ganna ram ahn zmazh z!z barn. Mah ganna abzarb baarh an gag baarh an zan mah zanz za n!gh ara!h.
• HARMANZ G!B MAH G!N AN ZANGR!AH NARH!!! Mah ganna gag gag gag!!! Anzar mah!

Within clubs (zanz barn)
• [see Singing and Dancing section]
• Ah ma!h ma!h, z!z zanz barn !z n!z. Nah br!ghnazz. Nah barragahz. Mah ganna ZZZZZ haarh!

Within libraries (rh!brarh!h / baag barn)
• Zzzzhhh!!! Nah b narz!h !n za Rh!brarh!h
• Hmm... R!brar!h haz magaz!nz?! Ahh n!z. G!b mah manga!! Grab mah grazzaz, mah ganna b raab!ng narh.
• Gang ganna r!!b manah baagz haarh. Abgrahb za!r grammar, bgam b!g bra!nz. Zan za!r bra!nz b garn!zh anh mah gang gnazh, nam nam. Amaz!ng Bra!nbargarz. Mmmm!!

Within towers (h!gh barn) and mansions (manzhan)
• Bah harmaz hab amaz!ng marg!nz...
• Ah mah garzh, z!z barn !z b!g and za h!gh! Ma!-b mah gan ga h!ghar anh h!ghar, zan ran arrah barn, zgr!!m AHHHHHH, zan bang, mah zmazh grang. B zambah aga!n!!
• Za manah azz zh!ngz haarh. Bah harmanz manag!ng z!z barn. Harmanz hab manah garbagh bazzazz!anz, manah rabb!zh barnz. Harmanz narz ambra!z barhah!

Within cinemas (z!nama)
• N!z haarh, nah br!ghnazz
• Mah graz!ng z!nama babgarn, z!nn!man garn!zh. Nam nam!
• Zgr!!n!ng !ngrar!azz Bazbarbz harh. Bah Naz!z!

Within churches (zhaarzh / G-zaz barn)
• Ahhh mah zambah b!!n bah. Mazzagrh!ng harmanz aga!n. G-zaz ganna b angrah.. !
• Zarrah harman, maag!ng barragahz !z z!nn!ng aga!nz G-zaz - mah zmazh barragahz. Zambahz ganna hab zarman anh z!ng G-zaz zangz haarh.
• G-zaz, mah mazz!ah, mah azk!ng haar z!z barhah G-zaz Barn. G!b mah mar n!z bra!nz. G!b mar harmanz barhah. Aman.

At cemeteries
• AHH!! Zarrah. Gargazz B!rbz haarh arh zga!r!ng mah.
• Manah brazzarz ahn z!zzahz ZZZ haarh, za!r gargazz arh banaaz za grang.
• Ah na! Mrh habbanz haarh?!? Mrh !z mah zambah n!ghma!r. Nah mrh! Nah r!z!ng!!

At Forts (armah baz)
• TBC

At the Zoo (Zaa)
• TBC

Celebrations
• Marr!h Barhahmaz [Merry Christmas]
• Habbah B!rznah [Happy Birthday]
• Habbah Hahhar!!n [Happy Halloween]

Song Excerpts

• Bites the Dust: Bang, bang, bang! Anazzah man gnazh za grang! Bang, bang, bang! Anazzah man gnazh za grang! Anh anazzah man Gamz anh anazzah man Gamz, anazzah man gnazh za grang!

• Rick Roll: Nazzah ganna g!b gaa h!gh, nazzah ganna maag gaa gragh, nazzah ganna ran arahn... ahn harm gaa! Nazzah ganna maag gaa gr!hh, nazzah ganna gab bah-bah, nazzah ganna gab bah gab... ahn ma!m gaa!

• Bohemian Rhapsody: Mammaaah! B!!n mazzagrh!ng harmanz... Ram mah gan aga!nz h!z bra!n, bang-bang harman, narh h!m zambah... Mammaaaah, mrh haz narh bgan... Bah narh mah gan anh zmazh za mrhman aga!n... Mammaaaaa!!

• Cumbaya: Gambarhah mah gaaaaz, Gambarhaaaaaah! Gambarhah mah gaaaaz, Gambarhaaaaaah! Zambahz z!ng!ng, gaaaaz! Gambarhaaaaaah! Maaah gaaaaz... Gambarhaaaaaah

• ABBA Gimme: G!mmah G!mmah G!mmah man-hamz abbar m!nn!gh... Gan zamran hab mah zga!rh zah zan arah? G!mmah G!mmah G!mmah man-hamz abbar m!nn!gh... Brang mah bram zah zan !nna zah n!gh aga!n