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Bounty (In which a notorious PKer complains when someone does it to them)

Dear Mr. Ness. Congratulations on your successful capture of Sirens. However, I am afraid that because you failed to let her know WHY she was being killed, you will be reported as a PKer. Have a good day! --Sirens^{T RR} 01:04, 20 September 2006 (BST)

Mind replying to me with an explaination first, or shall we just assume you really are nothing more than a PKer? --Sirens^{T RR} 18:30, 20 September 2006 (BST)

Ah now! I made a mistake and kicked your dead ass out in the street before I said I was a bounty hunter and told everyone you were the infamous PKer, Sirens Dischord. Don't be mad- it was a chance discovery. I have a PKer alt too, and when you live by the sword...

Respect where respect is due- your reputation precedes you, and it was a pleasure, nay- a privelidge, to take you down and kick you into the street. I'm sure you'll get your revenge! About not replying? We must be in different time zones. -Dog Deever ^T•Nec 22:46, 20 September 2006 (BST)

Okay, first: The dead cannot hear you speak. If you're going to claim bounty, you really need to do it before landing the killing blow. Second, I normally don't care about being PKed. I just go and munch on survivors until I get revived But in this case, I'm down there hunting an in-game rapist. Yup, 'sright. The PKer is actually doing some good for once. --Sirens^{T RR} 22:51, 20 September 2006 (BST)

(I love the fact that a PKer is whining about the rules of killing someone. Is there a PKer academy? --Funt Solo 23:39, 20 September 2006 (BST))

Heh. I'm doing this to protect your ass. Bounty hunters that don't state why they're bounty hunting get reported to PK list by most PKers. Some do it to be asses, some do it for revenge. I do it just because I have a stong sense of irony :P --Sirens^{T RR} 02:16, 21 September 2006 (BST)

Guess what? I couldn't care less! I'm freelance! I don't do it for bounties- I do it out of the kindness of my heart. The truth is your character, and the one other that Mr Ness has nailed, are both self confessed PKers, who revel in killing other peoples characters and claim some sort of glory from it for no other reason than, what we in Scotland call, 'divilment'. That's fine! Some of us will murder you back. As a PKer, you should accept that as it is you who made yourself a legitimate target. You don't need me to tell you why I killed you- you already know the answer to that. I thought you would conduct yourself with a little more decorum. Post up a link to that in-game rapists sheet and i'll add him to my contacts, if I see him- i'll whack him. As to the 'official' bounty hunters- I really don't feel I need to justify my actions to them. A request for a revenge killing from a high profile serial PKer, on a guy from a Freelance Bounty Hunting group (with a Bounty Hunter template on his user page)? If they don't throw that out straight away then they aren't any better than you. This is the game you play, take your medicine. :) -Dog Deever ^T•Nec 19:20, 21 September 2006 (BST)

I take and swallow my medicine with pride. Just curious if there was anyone that requested the PK, or if you did it on a whim, that's all. --Sirens^{T RR} 19:43, 21 September 2006 (BST)

I think you're still listed as KOS on the Rogues Gallery. You're a regular there, so I wouldn't say it was a whim. More a kind of opportunistic rough justice. See a PKer- kill a PKer, that's my motto. The only reason I announce anything is to persuade witnesses that it was a legitimate kill, not the slaughter of innocents. As I say, pop up that id link, and i'll happily make him a target. We shall meet again, no doubt, Siren's Dischord. --Dog Deever ^T•Nec 20:13, 21 September 2006 (BST)