User:HVLD/Minister Sinister
The Sinister Minister
Who is the Minister?
Minister Sinister is a convert of the Holy Church of Malton. He was wandering around the city when he stumbled across a group of dancing zombies. He watched with fascination until he could bear it no longer - he walked up to them and offered his flesh.
They tore him apart, then awaited his return to join them in their merry-making.
Now he roams around the city, singing in zombish.
He doesn't travel with his old companions, however, since, during a particularly brutal phase of rascism, survivors in New Arkham slaughtered as many zombies as they could find.
Where is the Minister?
The Minister is currently entertaining a group of zombies at the Blackmore Building in Ridleybank, entertaining the hard-working RRF and assorted zombie hordes.
He is planning a Malton-wide tour, starting in the zombie heart, enjoying the company of the RRF, then moving on to Caiger Mall, where, if the pant-less fates are kind, he will be able to perform inside the hallowed building. After that, his intentions are unclear, perhaps moving on to amuse the kind un-folk of his old homestead, New Arkham.
Can I help?
The Minister loves his adoring crowds, and welcomes every bit of help.
How?
If you are a survivor, you can help by promoting his gig dates, via Tagging, Radio or simple speech. If you are a zombie, you can follow him around and gesture at him. Doing so will also bag you the pleasure of listening to his songs.
Complaints/Problems
I cannot hear the Minister when he preaches. All I get is a jumble of zombish, help!
"Fear not my child. All you need to do is go here and get this Firefox extension, then you can enjoy his lyrics forevermore.
My child was eaten by the crowds - his apocalyptic sermons must be stopped! ARRRGH GET OFF MY LEG!!!....
"...moving on..."
I wish to join the ranks of my Padre's flock, but the others are unwilling to accept me.
"Do not fret my dear. Death's embrace will come in time. Whilst you are living, you can spread the word of the Minister further afield. And with that, you shall recieve the Minister's blessing upon undeath"
I want to contact the Minister, but I am too far away. How can I ask him to play a request if I cannot contact him?
"The path to the enlightened Preacher is simple, all you need to do is go here and you can contact him all you please."
Gig Dates
Stanbury Village
Lorenzo General Hospital, September 15th, last date - finished
Ridleybank
The Blackmore Building, September 17th - September 22nd
- Further Schedule Not Considered -
Job Opportunities
Manager
The Minister now has a manager!
My good friend Erados has kindly accepted my offer, and is now organising The Minister's gigs!
Public Relations
The Minister is looking for someone who can help promote him and his songs. If you're interested, please say so on the Talk.
Current song repetoire
Placing Requests
If you'd like to place a song request, please post in the talk page.
I'll happily oblige and sign all sorts of songs.
Sung
Strawberry Fields Forever, John Lennon
Beverly Hills, Weezer
Touch Me I’m Sick, Mudhoney
Waving My Dick In The Wind, Ween
Living Dead Girl, Rob Zombie
Stumble and Fall, Razorlight
Bohemium Rhapsody, Queen
Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, The Archies
Unsung
Teenage Dirtbag, Weezer
Oo E Oo A-aah, Ding-dong Walla-walla Bing-bang, The Cartoons
Homo Rainbow, Ween
Walk Like An Egyptian, B-52’s
Rock Lobster, B-52’s
Man Behind The Mask, Alice Cooper
TNT, ACDC
Dirty Deeds Done Cheap, ACDC
Highway to Hell, ACDC
Shoot to Thrill, ACDC
Tribute, Tenacious D
Rock Your Socks, Tenacious D
Girls, Beastie Boys
White Wedding, Billy Idol
Children of the Grave, Black Sabbath
Rock the Casbah, Clash
Should I Stay Or Should I Go? Clash
I Believe In A Thing Called Love, The Darkness
Everyday I Love You Less And Less, Kaiser Chiefs
I Predict A Riot, Kaiser Chiefs
Welcome to the Jungle, Guns n Roses
November Rain, Guns n Roses
Whiskey in the Jar, Metallica
Jesus Built My Hotrod, Ministry
Personal Jesus, Johnny Cash
Lake of Fire, Nirvana
When You’re In Prison, Offspring
Catch Scratch Fever, Pantera
Cowboys From Hell, Pantera
We Will Rock You, Queen
Du Hast, Rammstein
I Wanna Be Sedated, Ramones
Sympathy For the Devil, Rolling Stones
Anarchy in the UK, Sex Pistols
Panama, Van Halen
You Spin Me Right Round, (various artists) (for Erados)
(Don't Fear) The Reaper, Blue Öyster Cult (for Captain Rickety)
