Newspaper Headlines

This article is for the peer reviewed Wiki-Based Newspapers suggestion. For the article on news stories that currently appear ingame, please see News Stories.

Headlines

• It's from last year. There's a bland interview with the head of NecroTech.

• Church of the Resurrection seen worshipping random fire hydrants in Ridleybank.

• Caiger Mall Survivors emerge victorious from month-long siege.

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• United Nations Intelligence Taskforce and Allied Military Defence Force Launch Joint Operation In West Becktown

• Gingerbread Men Advise Survivors: Do Not Enter Ridleybank

• Joint AMDF/UNIT Operation Completed - John Taggart (UNIT) Says Operation: Divine Intervention "A Resounding Success For Survivors Everywhere"

• UNIT Issues Travel Advisory: "All Survivors Should Help Reinforce Caiger Mall"

• Zombie population drops below 20,000, Local Zombie Experts shocked

• UNIT Released Survival DVD: Zen and the Art of Zombie Ass-Kicking, with Special Guest Star Sean "The Fuckin' Man" Kennedy of RantMedia

• The Butcher still terrorizing Heytown.

• Survivors Successfully Hold Caiger Mall Against Second Major Zombie Assault. Mighty Warlord Xyu "Zarbrahzd" By Human Tenacity.

• World Conspiracy To Destroy Zombies Holds Ice-Cream Social To Celebrate Human victory At Caiger Mall; Slavik Volunteers As Pinata.

• Department of Emergency Management Urges Calm in Face of Zombie Menace

• Rumors Of Late-Year Attack On Ridleybank Spreading; "Rumors Baseless", Group Leaders Say

• Rumors Of Late-Year Attack Spreading Further; Rumors Indicate Leader Of Attack Is Known Only As "V"

• Server Monks Heard On Malton's Radios

• UNIT Communications Network Restored