User:Jay dark one/Hamsters on a bed of nails show

U.D. Radio's first talk show station since the quarantine also humorous and occasionally real news. each few days a new show will be added in script format from your host Bleexal.

SHOW 1

Bleexal: Welcome to the very first episode of...THE HAMSTERS ON A BED OF NAILS SHOW!!!!!!!!!!! i'm your host Bleexal. Now before we start the show let's go to Jay with the survivor report

Jay: well there are still some

Bleexal: that's good now the zombie report with michael

Michael: me eat your brains

bleexal: sounds good to bad your restrained

michael: grr

bleexal: ha ha ha now our first guest jay bring him out

jay: we don't have a guest

• silence*

bleexal: no seriously bring out the guest

jay: we really don't have one

bleexal: well then who am i going to interview

jay: i dunno

bleexal: wait i'll interview you

Jay: wha...

bleexal: so survivor Jay what do you do for fun in malton?

Jay: well there isn't really much time for fun when every day is a struggle to stay alive

bleexal: alright what about the zombies?

Jay: what about the zombies?!

bleexal: what's your relationship with them?

Jay well they try to eat me and i blow their heads off

Bleexal(skeptical voice): that's all?

Jay (confused): yeah why

Bleexal: well it's just...

Jay wait are you implying that i-

Bleexal: well that's our show folks see you tomorrow

Jay: no wait this isn't over what were you-

• transmission ended*

(disclaimer: this page should be considered a parody of radio talk shows and will be heavy with U.D. and zombie related jokes if you lack a sense of humor go away any editing done without a given reason in the talk page will be considered rude and i will take immediate action EG. crying or much more likely the severing of one or more of your limbs)