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| <span class="plainlinks">Hello. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MyNameIsInigoMontoya My name is Inigo]— er. Let me start again.</span>
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| | The Urban Dead Wiki's most notorious prisoner. |
| {{MaltonLocated|Name={{BASEPAGENAME}}|Place=a producer of fine malt beverages, wherever it may be}}
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| {{DrunkLevel|{{BASEPAGENAME}}|in a quantum uncertainty state, and must be observed to determine sobriety. (Heisendrunk?)}}{{Smallevil|{{BASEPAGENAME}}}}
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| {{Bureaucrat|{{BASEPAGENAME}}|is a former}}
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| '''Revenant''' is my preferred handle, but, out of necessity, I frequently mutate into a variant of the name. Thankfully, I was able to grab the name on this wiki.
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| I enjoy an eclectic mixture of complexity and simplicity in many things. {{User:Revenant/Sig}}
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| At some point I threw my use page open for community editing. Of course, the template I made to advertise this, [[{{NAMESPACE}}:{{BASEPAGENAME}}/EditMe]], has so far been much more popular for editing. Go figure. <s>Nonetheless, feel free to ''<strike>vandalise</strike>'' improve this page (or that one!) to your heart's content.</s>
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| ==Handle==
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| What exactly is a '''revenant''', you may ask?
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| [[wikipedia:French language|French]], from the present participle ''revenir'' 'to return', from Old French, see [[wiktionary:revenue|revenue]].<br><br>
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| '''[[wiktionary:revenant|revenant]]''' (''plural'' revenants)
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| #someone who [[wiktionary:returns|returns]] from a long [[wiktionary:absence|absence]].
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| #a supernatural being that returns from the dead; a [[wiktionary:zombie|zombie]] or [[wiktionary:ghost|ghost]].
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| <div>—<cite><small>[[wiktionary:Wiktionary|Wiktionary]]</small></cite></div>
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| </blockquote>
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| In a zombie game, being a revenant is extraordinarily appropriate. <tt>:)</tt>
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| ==Characters==
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| :''See [[{{NAMESPACE}}:{{BASEPAGENAME}}/Characters|characters]] for more details. In various states of donation, idleness and play''
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| ===Malton===
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| ;Alan Corvus: buccaneering volunteer firefighter and amateur actor ([[HKL]])
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| ;Victor Kapteyn: needle-happy know-nothing ''pr1ck'' ([[KN]])
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| ;The Pirate LeChuck: gone though fire and rot and back ([[The Saints|TS]])
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| ;[[{{NAMESPACE}}:{{BASEPAGENAME}}/Duke D'oeuvre|Duke D'oeuvre]]: debonair discursive dacnomaniac ([[LCGHC]])
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| ;Al Gore Mortis: Malton's foremost anti-breather environmentalist ([[SAN]])
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| ;Gaius Furius Pacilus: <span style="background:black">everyone's favourite censor –</span> [[GMTBC|good morning tasty]]!
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| ;Rite Rev'd Revenant: carryover corsair cap'n and "priest" ([[MOB]])
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| *A here-unnamed troublemaker
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| ===Other===
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| *Two here-unnamed Monroevillains, one still living, one not ''(both idled)''
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| ;Mr Cool No Pants: letting it all hang out ([[BPC]])
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| ==Wiki==
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| Originally learned wiki at [[wikipedia:Wikipedia|Wikipedia]]. [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:WikiGnome|WikiGnome]].
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| ;Projects
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| *[[Construction Percentages]] – founder and primary contributor
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| *[[Clothes/Suggestions]] – contributor, commenter, critic, primary maintainer last few years
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| *[[Clothes Codes]] – contributor and field researcher
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| *[[Bug Reports]] – contributor and maintainer
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| *[[Suggestions]] and [[Developing Suggestions]] – commenter, critic
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| *[[UDWiki:Image Categorisation|Image Categorisation]] – contributor
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| ==Testimonials & TRUFAX==
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| {{rquote|left|Damn you, Revenant. Damn you to Hell.|[[User:Gus Thomas|Gus Thomas]]}}
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| {{rquote|left|Damn you, Revenant. Damn you to Hell.|[[User:AnimeSucks|AnimeSucks]]}}
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| {{rquote|left| The Blob hereby grants his holy assent to Revenant to govern Malton in his holy name, to use any likeness and image of the gelatinous master in efforts to enslave help the citizens of Malton. The Blob hereby commissions the Malton Mint to put the image of the Blob and his Mayor, the honorable Revenant on all currency. The Blob decrees all traces of Undead puppetry be stricken from the voting record so that only Misanthropy and Revenants honest and true campaign may be seen. While the sinister Kyle Style and Evil Jorm waged a campaign of mistrust, mud slinging and other sick games only filthy and unclean zeds could enjoy, Misanthropy and Revenant were kissing babies and making promises of tax cuts which we can all believe in. Revenant is uncorruptable and the Blob is pleased to see such a noble and upstanding citizen take office.
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| |3=[http://s1.zetaboards.com/brainstock/single/?p=267465&t=3501363 Dr Summeroff] }}
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| {{rquote|left|Damn you! Damn you to my basement!|[[User:Grim s|Grim s]]}}
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| {{rquote|left|Rev's the worst. If he's here, he's drunk. If he's not drunk, he's asleep. If he's not asleep, then maybe he'll be here, although late.|[irc://irc.nexuswar.com/Banana,isnick Banana]}}
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| {{rquote|left|I am a voting for Mis cuz he's a cool guy and for Rev for being the ONLY candidate to try to be an actual politician. You know, actually campaigning, contacting voters, employing dirty tactics. During the 2012 election, when Obama knocks on your door, will you take him to court for spamming? Blasphemy!|[[User:MisterGame|Thadeous Oakley]]}}
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| {{rquote|left|Damn you, Revenant. Damn you to Hell.|[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]]}}
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| {{rquote|left|revenant cues up on a durability of 675 days|[irc://irc.synirc.net/Dr_Horse_PhD,isnick Dr Horse PhD]}}
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| ==<span title="The section formally known as Misc">[[Image:FFHoE.png|25px]]</span><span style="display:none">The section formally known as Misc</span>==
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| ===Zombie-Cat===
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| [[Image:Zombie-cat.jpg|Here kitty kitty kitty...]]
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| {{ud|Upperbox= You are lying outside [[the Usher Building]], a large magenta-stone building with a perfectly functional roof. You recognise it as not being owned by NecroTech. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded with a piece of paper.
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| Somebody has spraypainted ''Cataracts'' onto a wall.|Lowerbox=Since your last turn:
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| *Zombie-Cat claws you in the face for 75 damage. <font size=2>''(12 hours and 35 minutes ago)''</font> ...and again. <font size=2>''(12 hours and 35 minutes ago)''</font> ...and again. <font size=2>''(12 hours and 35 minutes ago)''</font> ...and again. <font size=2>''(12 hours and 35 minutes ago)''</font>
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| *'''You were killed by Zombie-Cat''' <font size=2>''(12 hours and 34 minutes ago)''</font>
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| *'''[[user:SilverMemory|<span style="color:#f99">SilverMemory</span>]]''' pets Zombie-Cat. <font size=2>''(12 hours and 32 seconds ago)''</font>
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| *'''[[user:Aphelion|<span style="color:#f99">Prima Giedi</span>]]''' said "D'awwwww, can we keep it? Might need to clip its claws, though." <font size=2>''(6 hours and 52 minutes ago)''</font>
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| ===This space for rent===
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| Enquiries welcome.
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| ===Two Gentlemen of Lebowski===
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| <pre>
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| The moft excellent comedie and tragical romance of
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| TWO GENTLEMEN OF LEBOWSKI.
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| As writ by MR. ADAM BERTOCCI,
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| Taking infpiration from MR. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
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| and the BROTHERS COEN.
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| Prefented in FIVE ACTS.
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| N E W Y O R K, 2 0 1 0.
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| </pre>
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| :''Full play available at [[/Two Gentlemen of Lebowski]].''
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| ===Recipes===
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| Kindly contributed by editors and available at [[/Recipes]].
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