User:Dogma666
| Dogma666 | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Presenting:
The one, the only....
Dogma666
 |
Fire Fighter |
| This user is a Firefighter and is probably off chopping up a zombie with their axe. |
Character Information
A proud member of
Bio
Once a fanatical member of the local fire services
known for his drunken heroics* and a skill with an axe
not seen since the dwarves of discworld.
|
Axe Crazy |
| This user has an axe. Do not cross them. |
Whilst being cared for by his good friend The_Smurfinator
in St. Pius's Church waiting for a revive,
he was told about The Malton Zookeepers group who they duly joined
in companionship - making new friends, recieving training and
in Dogmas case, finding a new kettle!
Although now a member of the security team in the zoo,
his restless nature takes him all over Malton, sometimes with The_Smurfinator
stocking up on jager (or as The_Smurfinator prefers, JD) and FAKs
looking for those in need of assistance or just a good old fashioned knees up in a mall.
Always armed with his trusty, slightly blood stained and rusty axe,
his bottle of never ending jagermeister** and a sarcastic grin,
this pale looking chirpy chappy is always up for a laugh,
a discussion on his new hair colour or length of his roots
and a good session on his bmx
(where he pulled that from is anyones guess?)
grinding anything from ledges to zeds.
Not really known for his reading he still manages to be a mine of useless information***
and quite probably would have been the king of pub quizzes
had this curse not afflicted mankind, but as he was told as a child -
there's always more to learn than there is to teach.
Don't get your hopes up though, he's not that deep!
|
Friend Of The Zoo |
| The Thinking Monkey brings luck to friends of the Malton City Zoo! |
 |
KEEP MALTON TIDY |
| Please use the receptacles provided. |
|
Report PKers! |
| Don't let them get away with murder! Register them on the Rogues Gallery. |
Appearance
He now roams the post apocolyptical wastelands of Malton,
his brightly coloured mohican swaying in the wind,
dressed in a mix of combats, dirty cyberdog teeshirt
and an old pvc trenchcoat singing along to his mp3 player
as loudly as possible (and mostly out of tune too!).
|
Night Ravers |
| {{{name}}} is dedicated to Raving in the clubs of Malton |
 |
Du Nu Nu Nu... |
| Dogma666 can touch this. |
|
Zombie Sympathizer |
| This user or group doesn't think that zombies should be shot just because they are different from us. |
- 1 - Saving 3 dogs and a parrot from a burning building by drinking enough beer to urinate the fire out!
- 2 - Some said it's not Jager.. They're dead now.
- 3 - Who else would know what the effect of household bleach would have on a bar of soap mixed with tobacco ingested by a zed was??
|
The Ropes |
| This user thinks we should show KotTotS the ropes. |
"Either kill me or take me as I am,
because I'll be damned if I ever change..."
De Sade
