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Welcome to the OFFICIAL unofficial wiki page of 𝑷𝑲 π‘²π’Šπ’π’π’†π’“π’” aka πšŠπš—πšŠπšπš›πšŠπš– πšπšŠπš—πš aka Fine Manic Ashen Dashings aka Oh baby, you and me aka Rouge Angles of Satin aka Church of Demise aka Your mum is loosely barricaded aka Arbor Curtains aka 'Art' Is Always Curable aka Creed Defense Force aka SOY JALAPENO aka Bacon Aficionado aka Coleslaw Corps aka banana anagram aka Danish Senna Figs Machine aka Kiwi Lovers aka Towers of Pancakes aka Growers Of Some Hay aka Debbie Does Dulston aka Rolt Heights Fandom aka Harms Burchell Regulars aka Collapse Retreat Surrender aka Glowers of Dismay aka Fort Perryn Trenchcoat Enthusiasts aka Creedy Prion Experiments aka Fifteen Signs before Doomsday aka 𝕸olten 𝕲ravy 𝕭ombardment aka Fountains of Javert aka Hench Finessings Ad Mania aka Masterful Hands aka Right on Cue aka Close Personal Friends of Jim Mclusky aka Big Bosch aka me and my merry band of weirdos aka Shining Defiance Shamans aka Counter-Revolutionary Dancing aka Fashionably Late to the Party Party aka "Do something hideous, Tony!" aka Vibes Quod Cravat Me aka The Habit That Kicks Itself

𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀 𝑰𝑴𝑷𝑢𝑹𝑻𝑨𝑡𝑻

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Suddenly "hothouse jovial blood-thirsty" time again - thanks Irony!
Mode #anagram +o Shank by ChanServ
COLESLAW
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preparing to construct a TROPICAL PARADISE ISLAND out of parts of ROLT HEIGHTS AND PESCODSIDE through INDISCRIMINATE BUILDING OF PINATA
alt text=You say "Winter skincare do's and don'ts?"

sometimes you have to KILL other PLAYER CHARACTERS to GET AHEAD
alt text=REPOSSESSING THE BAR ON HALLOWEEE

with an AGGRESSIVE REDEVELOPMENT strategy AN ISLAND IS BORN
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the locals say NOT IN MY BACK YARD and FUTURE WAR ensues
alt text=You say "Props to anyone who has overcome iodine poisoning"

"THERE'S NO COMMUNICATION IN THIS RELATIONSHIP" and we're like "YOU THINK WE CAN'T TALK? WE CAN TALK" and we KILL EACH OTHER while DOING TALK
alt text=blur the divide between victim and audience

but we are MISUNDERSTOOD in the northeast and there's loot to be made MODELLING THE LATEST FASHION down at FORT PERRYN
Alt text=Sponsored by the new General Dynamics/Raytheon FIM-92 Stinger JM, the world's first victim-friendly shoulder launched infrared homing portable single shot surface-to-air missile.

alt text=WHEN THEY SEE US RETURN

then we reappear for a BAR BRAWL! but we're 𝑹𝑬𝑱𝑬π‘ͺ𝑻𝑬𝑫
alt text=You say "Emotional support alligator"

WE BECAME PRO-LEVEL COUPON CLIPPERS
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alt text CRESLEY: A SOLDIER WITH A CAUSE
GOTTA GET THAT FREE TOUR OF THE BRAIN MUSEUM
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WE PILED IN THE MINIVAN AND
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REDEEMED OUR COUPONS TO SEE THE OFF-DISPLAY EXHIBIT
alt text=THROW AWAY YOUR PHONE IT'S RADIOACTIVE

CREEDY PRISON EXPERIMENT 2025
HIGH VALUE SECURITY TARGET 'SnoopDogg' AKA jorm AKA PRISONER #122492 AKA the leader of Luigi Bros


first we need to clear out anyone who could interfere
THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING, GUYS

THEN REVOKE END OF LIFE ASSISTANCE/ENSNARE FOR SCIENCE

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" we've invested a lot in this prison " but MARAUDERS ATTACKED OUR PRISON AND WE ASKED THE PEOPLE WE KILLED THE DAY BEFORE IF THEY COULD HELP US AND THEY SAID YES KINDA then jorm escaped after 24 hrs of captivity and the rest was a mess <3 EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL


WE SAW OUT THE END WITH
SPORTS


I'M PEPPER


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