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TODAY: SUNNY TO PARTLY CLOUDY IN THE AFTERNOON. HUMANS SHOULD NOTE THAT IT IS A PERFECT DAY TO HEAD OUTSIDE, BREATHE FRESH AIR, AND BE PUT DOWN BY YOUR FRIENDLY, NEIGHBORHOOD ZOMBIE HORDE. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL BE IN THE 15° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE 6° C. |
TOMORROW: PARTLY CLOUDY WITH A SMALL CHANCE OF ISOLATED STORMS OVERNIGHT. ZOMBIES SHOULD PLAN FOR EVENING STORMS. HUMANS CAN DIE IN THE STREETS. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL BE 18° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE 4° C. |
REST OF WEEK: A FLASH FLOOD WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR MALTON AND SURROUNDING AREAS. AVOID LOW-LYING AREAS IF POSSIBLE. STAY CLEAR OF STANDING WATER. ZOMBIES WITHOUT LURCHING GAIT ARE ADVISED TO SEEK HIGHER GROUND IMMEDIATELY. HUMANS CAN DROWN. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL BE 14° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE 3° C. |
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Is your family prepared when inclement weather and roving RRF death squads strike your suburb? How do you know your loved ones are safe? With the Ridleybank Resistance Front's ZomboTracker, not only will you receive up-to-the-minute weather reports, but you will also get the latest horde locations as well as school and work closures in your suburb. We bring the information to you so you can decide how to spend those precious final minutes with your loved ones.
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Weather and zombie alerts will be issued on all RRF stations so even during an emergency, you can rest assured that you will be getting the information needed to keep your family safe during danger. |
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