EP-METS!
EXPERT PROFESSIONAL-MEDICAL EMERGENCY TEAM SQUAD!!!
| Expert Professional Medical Emergency Team Squad!!! | |
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| Abbreviation: | EP-METS! |
| Group Numbers: | 4 |
| Leadership: | Doctors |
| Goals: | SAVING LIVES!!! |
| Recruitment Policy: | LIFE SAVERS!!! |
| Contact: | EP-METS! Personnel |
OUR MISSION!!!
The EP-METS team are a team of specialists (and Doctor Furukawa) dedicated to fighting unusual diseases. Our mission is to protect the citizens of Malton from really, really rare diseases that almost never happen in day to day life.
- SAVING LIVES
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- WORKING TOGETHER
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- IMPRESSING PEOPLE
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- SLEEPING WITH COLLEAGUES
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THE HOSPITAL
A place of passion, hardship, lust, resentment, love, barbecue sauce, lust, anguish, mirth, adversity, lust, comfort, discomfort, strife, lust, afros, sorrow, resentment, lust, joy and unrealistically attractive medical practitioners.
OUR STAFF
Doctor Alan 'Allison' Flint the sexually-confused nymphomaniac brain surgeon.
Doctor Cornelius Waterhouse the maverick with nothing to lose.
Mariska Feel, CCRN the critical care nurse only a week away from receiving her doctorate when the outbreak occured, and damnit, she's as good as any doctor.
Doctor Jake Poundaflesh your resident Indian doc.
Doctor Brian Furukawa a sub-par Asian doctor. He means well though.
Nurse Montgomery Hamilton the maligned, (sexually) harrassed male nurse and Anesthesiologist for the team. May or may not be asexual/from a racial minority.
SATISFIED PEOPLE WE'VE HELPED SAVE!!!
We haven't saved anyone yet because we were too busy doing our hair.
Its a well-known fact that you have to look good before you can perform surgery.
Sponsored Policies
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| Warning: The "D" stands for Drama. Er, I mean, There be drama here. Chances are at least one member of at least one of the groups involved is doing this for |
