Lexicon:Beyond the Breakdown

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Interview Recording No. 495

Subject: Breakdown of Society with regards to the Outbreak

Interviewee: H.O. [Name redacted]

Interviewer: SSgt. V.T. [Name redacted]

Type: Audio-only recording

Transcript note: Plaintext is dialogue, Italics is for other notes.

Tape Begins

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HO: - us why the government didn't immediately intervene! For all we knew, it was goddamn world war three outside!

VT: Right. Tell me, then, since you seem to be in such an influential position, about how you kept order in Malton with the zombies.

HO: Order? What order? To be frank, audio missing - wasn't really any order but what we made for ourselves.

VT: You mean your organization - how did that work?

HO: You think it would be every-man-for-himself, but these were zombies, for God's sake! A lot of us, for whatever reason, just decided to band together, you know, watch each others' backs while we slept. The Department of Evangelical Morons, for example, tried to make their own new government... like that worked.

VT: audio missing - also reports of zombies forming their own little armies... hordes, did you say?

HO: Yeah, like those Rotten Ridleybank Faggots!

VT: How did you combat those?

HO: By having our own little group of bastards, how else? You had to be smart, and fast - two things the zombies definitely were not. Do that, and you actually stood half a chance in the city. The old society couldn't handle no stupid zombies, so it died, and it rose again! Ha-ha! It was just a little different, that's all.

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End of Tape

--Bob Boberton ^{TF / DW} 18:43, 19 October 2009 (BST)

Citations The Department of Evangelical Morons