Malton Murder Awards 2007
Good evening, and welcome to The Malton Murder Awards (affectionately known as "The Malties"). The Red carpet was well and truly rolled out at Ackland Mall tonight, with numerous innocent bystanders injured.
A screenshot of the event itself can be found here, detailing exactly who won which award. Congratulations to everyone, nominees and winners alike! --Karloth Vois RR 01:01, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
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Malton Murder Award Winner |
| This User or Group came first in their category for a Maltie, as announced to the good citizens of Ackland! |
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Malton Murder Award Nominee |
| This User or Group has been nominated by the general populace for engaging with in the murderous ways of Malton. Be sure to vote here for your choice by 23.00 GMT on the 15th! |
The Categories themselves
Individual Player Killer Awards
Lifetime Achievement
Most Notorious
This award is for that PKer you couldn't stand in the same building as- even the mere mention of their name sends the most hardy of players running from the suburb.
Role Model
Best Single Attack/ Kill
This award is for a particularly impressive individual attack you saw- whether it was the massacre of several people, or simply a particularly witty repitoire, vote for your favourite!
Most Regularly Dead
Wittiest PKer
Best Target (Individual)
This award is for that one person who was just an utter joy to shoot- whether it was through tracking them for weeks, the banter upon their revivication or simple happiness at taking them out, you've got a special shell or two reserved purely for them...
Best Newcomer
This award is for a recent addition to the bloody ranks of Malton's finest, though their relative youth does nothing to harm their reputation- if anything, the speed at which they have garnered Malton-wide fear only serves to awe.
Best Bounty Hunter (boo! Hiss!)
We've all been there- when it's your turn to be on the recieving end of a shotgun. This award is for the Bounty Hunter who tracked you through thick and thin, right into the heart of Ridleybank itself. That Bounty Hunter who you just couldn't escape from- and when they finally caught you, they did so with flair and gusto, and not just the usual paperwork...
Services to PKing
This award is for that individual who has contributed far more to PKing than can be described by a mere Bounty. Whether it's changing the very face of PKing itself, or working far more insiduously from behind the scenes, it's about time they deserved recognition.
Group Player Killer Awards
Most Notorious Group
Best Group
Pure and simply, your favourite bunch of Player Killers. Whether it's the class of their image or the sheer power of their assaults, Malton would be a different place without this band of murderers.
And yes, that's the cheesiest intro to an award yet. I feel like I'm the voiceover on Blind Date...
Best Target (Group)
Best Event
Incompetent Awards
Most Inept (Individual)
Heh, we all know what this one is for. Without further ado!
Most Inept (Group)
Again, we all know what this is for. Enjoy!
Most Inept (Bounty Hunter)
A tricky case, as judging a Bounty Hunter's performance (or lack thereof) is largely based around their successes- rare is it that you are unable to kill your target. Still, there are fools out there who manage to miss and fall asleep right in front of your very face, or even those who publicly announce their intentions and then rest in well-trafficed routes- without a doubt, they are a greater drain on survivors' resources than any Player Killer could hope for.
