Shin-Ra Electric Power Company
| Shin-Ra Electric Power Company | |
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| Abbreviation: | Shin-Ra Electric Power Company |
| Group Numbers: | 5 |
| Leadership: | Tseng Wulong |
| Goals: | To restore power to the city of Malton. |
| Recruitment Policy: | Come to Dentonside and apply. |
| Contact: | Email: rasa_rei@yahoo.es |
About Us
The Shin-Ra Electric Power Company's long-term goal is the full restoration of power to the greater Malton area. To this end, its short-term solutions are as follows:
- Maintain a police-presence in the Dentonside area to maintain order and safeguard the populace.
- Maintain a human stranglehold over Tolman Power Station, denying entry to all mutants.
- Cultivate Public Works Programmes to assure the health, well-being, and safety of the civilian population.
- Establish a Revive Point in order to better serve the citizens of Dentonside.
Shin-Ra Recruitment Policy
The Shin-Ra Company accepts members from all backgrounds, regardless of prior criminal record. It is our hope that through a positive work environment and subsequent rehabilitation, even the worst of humanity can come to serve the greater good.
To apply, speak with Tseng Wulong in the suburb of Dentonside. Typically, his duties keep him in the vicinity of Tolman Power Station, so he should not be too difficult to locate.
Shin-Ra Company Regulations
- It is the decision of the Shin-Ra Company that those possessed of the degeneration known as necrotic brain rot have become a new class of sub-humans. A DNA scan that reveals a subject with Brain Rot will be considered prima facie evidence of irreversible contamination, and the subject in question will be immediately destroyed. This is a necessary step for the survival of our species.
- While the Shin-Ra Company may, at its discretion, employ "hired thugs," employees of the Shin-Ra Company are expected to comport themselves at a higher level than the majority of the human trash that plagues Malton. Courteous of speech, action, and demeanor, the employees of Shin-Ra are paragons of virtue in comparison to other groups.
- It is opinion of the President that "shit-talking" directed toward undead filth is not only to be expected, but it is to be encouraged. The war against the mutants in our streets must not only be won with our strength, but with our minds. To this end, one-liners thrown out in the midst of combat (within reason) will never be discouraged.
Allies
Members
President
- Tseng Wulong
Executives
- Kurt West
- Vled
SOLDIER Division
- Captain Kiryuu, Unit Commander
- Sergeant Leigh, NCO [Currently on Hiatus]
Recent Battles
The Month of January--Shin-Ra forces versus the undead horde surrounding Tolman Power Station. It was grueling, it was relentless, it was unending. It lasted a month.
Goodford PD (Vinetown) 2006 12/07 Kurt West, while scouting north-west Malton, inadvertantly crossed the center of the city where Zed activity is most concentrated and was then forced to evacuate shelter in Vinetown. Zed movements reported before contact was lost may indicate a major offensive against the southern human shelters.
Tolman Power Station 2006 11/20 Tseng Wulong restored the failing barricades and and slew six zombies in defense of the power station.
Recent News
03/01Release from the Public Relations Dept.
Recent reports from the greater Malton area indicate an unexpected and rapid growth in Zed activity. Agents in the field have reportedly lost contact with suburbs in the North,North West, West and also slightly to the South West of the Western parts of the city. While initial reactions closely resembled panic and predictions of an all out Zed assault on the remaining human strongholds, morale was quickly revived (no pun intended) when the following statement was released from the office of the Vice President:
"Of course we're the last ones standing, we're Shin-Ra, you blubbering [expletive deleted]!."
While this statement may be taken any number of ways according to reader preference, the Vice President's words most likely indicate a not yet dead spirit of defiance and a strong trust in the ability of our humble company to stand tall in the face of adversity, even if that adversity is stumbling a bit, missing patches of skin and screaming, "Grabba azz harmanz!"
--Shin-Ra Field Reporter, Operating Under Condition of Anonymity 05:04, 5 February 2007 (EST)
02/13Release from the Public Relations Dept.
Shin-Ra Company is reportedly in the midst of negotiations concerning a possible merger/absorbtion of Dentonside Power. Needless to say, the president was ecstatic, though only the word "ants" could be deciphered from his long-winded, joyful exclamations.
--Henri Fielding, Staff Reporter, the Junon Gazette 04:58, 13 February 2007 (EST)
02/04Release from the Public Relations Dept.
Kurt West reports that, after slightly over a month of minor tactical awkwardness, a regular rotation of Shin-Ra employees alternating between resupply outings and relieving agents on patrol in the Tolman area has emerged. West commented that Vinetown's Mitchem Mall, connected to Bransom by extended Free-Running, and the mid-station of Goodford PD in Houlden Bank have been significant factors in this stabilization effort. West optimistically remarked, "As these [tactical patrol] patterns emerge, I grow more and more confident that the company will have a staff not only capable of killing our enemies, but of reviving our friends-- the good way-- in no time. Why, I wouldn't be surprised if we were able to officially list that bone-yard out back as a Clinic on the Revive Radar Database before the next fiscal quarter. Of course, these services wouldn't extend to Rotters, but who gives a flying (expletive deleted) about those (expletive deleted)? I mean, at least they're not Chocobos or anything really nasty like that, but (expletive deleted)!"
The remainder of Agent West's remarks were deemed irrelevant for publication by the Shin-Ra Electric Power Company Department of Public Relations Editor-in-Chief, save to remind everyone of acting professionally when dealing with violations of Shin-Ra Civic Doctrine, "Always announce your presence, state the violation, and wish the violator a pleasant day. Just because a (expletive(s) deleted) isn't in a known Revive Clinic doesn't mean they don't -want- to be revived."
--Shin-Ra Field Reporter, Operating Under Condition of Anonymity 05:04, 5 February 2007 (EST)
Antiquated News
Previous articles not to be found in the recent news category can be reviewed at your leisure in the Shin-Ra Company Archives, a service generously provided by the citizens (editors note: Taxpayers?) of Malton. Future services to be added, pending future board meetings.
Disclaimer
The Shin-Ra Company is © Square-Enix. Its inclusion in Urban Dead and the Urban Dead Wiki is as a non-profit fan-based tribute to Square's masterpiece, Final Fantasy VII.
