Talk:Malton Murder Awards/Nomination Archive

Nominations are now OPEN!

Feel free to nominate below under the appropriate award. Those nominating themselves will be shot and mocked. Please sign all of your posts and nominate under the description of the award, marking each new nomination with a new category (three equals signs).

Individual Player Killer Awards

Most Notorious

This award is for that PKer you couldn't stand in the same building as- even the mere mention of their name sends the most hardy of players running from the suburb.

Pathetic Bill

A crazy man. Has killed probablly half of Malton by now. He's so awesome he has a webpage devoted to him. --TheLurker7 06:24, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

• Agreed. He is the non-doubt Best PKer in all of Malton. --Heiki 21:46, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Best Single Attack/ Kill

This award is for a particularly impressive individual attack you saw- whether it was the massacre of several people, or simply a particularly witty repitoire, vote for your favourite!

Best Target (Individual)

This award is for that one person who was just an utter joy to shoot- whether it was through tracking them for weeks, the banter upon their revivication or simple happiness at taking them out, you've got a special shell or two reserved purely for them...

RebelReefer

The RRF first encountered Rebelreefer at Marven Mall, and we entered into a friendly competition with him over who would get in the most headshots. It inspired his addition to the Gore Corps hit list, as well as his creation of the RRF Headshot Gallery and, ultimately, his handing over the title of the Marven Mall Orange Julius to Ghoulius Caesar for finally being the one to take him out. RebelReefer brings a lot of fun to the game, and we look forward to killing him again. --Goolina _{Gore Corps} 05:15, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Best Newcomer

This award is for a recent addition to the bloody ranks of Malton's finest, though their relative youth does nothing to harm their reputation- if anything, the speed at which they have garnered Malton-wide fear only serves to awe.

Ned Edderson

This little bastard was the scourge of the Rangers and the C4NT in the battle for Stickling, and never once was the bounty collected. In such a short time he developed quite a large resume and collection of kills, including Ron Burgundy, Dickhole Guy, and several Rangers, in addition to leading me on a LONG chase during the siege and pissing off Ranger leader Dickhole Guy in general.--Codename T 02:28, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Best Bounty Hunter (boo! Hiss!)

We've all been there- when it's your turn to be on the recieving end of a shotgun. This award is for the Bounty Hunter who tracked you through thick and thin, right into the heart of Ridleybank itself. That Bounty Hunter who you just couldn't escape from- and when they finally caught you, they did so with flair and gusto, and not just the usual paperwork...

Services to PKing

This award is for that individual who has contributed far more to PKing than can be described by a mere Bounty. Whether it's changing the very face of PKing itself, or working far more insiduously from behind the scenes, it's about time they deserved recognition.

Group Player Killer Awards

Best Group

Pure and simply, your favourite bunch of Player Killers. Whether it's the class of their image or the sheer power of their assaults, Malton would be a different place without this band of murderers.

And yes, that's the cheesiest intro to an award yet. I feel like I'm the voiceover on Blind Date...

Best Target (Group)

Malton's Angels

May be a little egotistical to nominate my own group, but we've got a long history. Back in early last year, when we were planning our cityscape-altering fireworks show, we were dogged by four PKers from around the city, two of whom have now joined the ranks of Red Rum itself (Doubtless the most notorious PK faction in the game). The Malton's Angels have been descriped as "Excessive RP"-ers who take the game "Way too personally", as such, you can garuntee that when you've made a hit, you've really ruined someone's day. Most of them are adamantly against PKing as a way of life, so you're certain to have ideological differences you can aim for. Most importantly, their intense regard for secrecy and somewhat unconventional gameplay make them difficult targets to track. As icing on the cake, the Angels mostly don't counter-PK, allowing you with a clean getaway unless their friends catch up to you. They are without a doubt one of the most satisfying targets in Malton...if you can find them.

Preceding unsigned comment was left by User:PadreRomero at 16:24, 3 March 2007

Malton Rangers

Simply put, a fun group to kill...even though they often make it too easy. --Goolina _{Gore Corps} 05:04, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Incompetent Awards

Most Inept (Individual)

Heh, we all know what this one is for. Your nominations please, without further ado!

Most Inept (Group)

Again, we all know what this is for. Enjoy!

Most Inept (Bounty Hunter)

A tricky case, as judging a Bounty Hunter's performance (or lack thereof) is largely based around their successes- rare is it that you are unable to kill your target. Still, there are fools out there who manage to miss and fall asleep right in front of your very face, or even those who publicly announce their intentions and then rest in well-trafficed routes- without a doubt, they are a greater drain on survivors' resources than any Player Killer could hope for.

Discussion

Most discussion can be found on the Red Rum Forums- A general overview can be found in this thread, although all discussion can be found under the Awards part of the forum.

Old Discussion

All old comments and discussion from 2006 have been moved to the Archive.