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Staubach, during his opening speech for the Stat Party
"Friends, Knights, Cops, Soliders and other assorted vagabonds! You join us here in this splendid old pub to celebrate the EBD's astonishing rise from complete obscurity to the dizzy heights of the UD Stats Page! :-)"

"Thanks to all who made the long trip through the dangerous streets of Malton to our beautiful little suburb. My colleagues and I will see to it that you are royally treated during an evening that will no doubt live on in all our memories for a long time!"
"And without any further ado I shall now hand you over to your only slightly inebriated Master of Ceremonies, Mr Johnny Threefingers, Pantymaster...sorry, Partymaster Extraordinaire! Over to you Johnny! :-)"
A flare was fired 2 blocks to the east.


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