User:Charlie Jackpot
Charlie Jackpot
Bio
A whimsical rogue and all-round cheeky chappie, despite being nommed upon by numerous undead. Flitting like an acrobat from rooftop to rooftop, before invariably plummeting seven stories into a hedge full of badgers. Or weasels. Or Welshmen.
Up until recently, in the employ of one Lucifer Box, Esq. However, an unfortunate incident involving H.G. Wells and a time machine plonked him in this ruddy dimension. Well, no sense in fussing over past mistakes - mine's a large brandy and a packet of Cheese & Onion.
Oh, and a white wine for the lady.
A ladyboy, you say? Better make it a spritzer, then.
Playing Philosophy
Staying out of trouble, trying to scratch together enough experience to improve combative skills againt the Undead and all those who wish to decimate the human population of Malton. Always ready to offer a helping hand in the form of first aid, or executive relief.
Most Often Seen
Running away from a horde of zombies, or snoring gently in the corner of a hospice/police station/opium den.
Templates
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Agent |
| Charlie Jackpot is an Agent of His Majesty's Secret Service. |
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HMF Member |
| Charlie Jackpot is a member of the HMF Group. |
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Life Cultist |
| Charlie Jackpot is a life cultist and proud of it. Cretins who complain fail to realise it's just a damn game. |
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Tease |
| Charlie Jackpot is an incessant cocktease. |
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Pistoleer |
| Charlie Jackpot is a superb marksman and a crack shot with a pistol. |
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Urban Artist |
| Charlie Jackpot is an urban artist, tagging up Malton with pictures and prose to blow your mind. |
