1. Accessing: Oldest Logged Action:
...HK-50 reactivated.
Recitation: Location: Unknown. Time: Unknown. Cause of Accident: Unknown.
Diagnosis: Central Control Cluster: Online.
Memory Core: Online.
Vocabulator: Online.
Motivator: Online.
Combat Protocols: 12.5%
Mobility Protocols: 25%
Labor Protocols: Offline
Sensor Protocols: 33%
Communication Protocols: 30%
Organic Diagnostic Protocols: Offline
Memory Storage: 5%
2. Accessing: Next Logged Action:
Statement: "Self-Maintenance Routines designate decaying organic as primary Combat Protocol Recalibration target."
Statement: "Decaying organic: Terminated."
Diagnosis: "Primary Systems: Online.
Combat Protocols: 25%
Mobility Protocols: 50%
Labor Protocols: Offline
Communication Protocols: 30%
Organic Diagnostic Protocols: 100%
Memory Storage: 7%"
3. Accessing: Next Logged Action:
Tracking Routine Calibration Target: Imthatguy; Organic; Alledged Criminal; Location Confirmed.
Statement: "Ah, there you are, Imthatguy. You were unusually easy to find, even for an organic. Clarification: I am recalibrating my tracking routines, and your name was randomly generated as a potential target. Goodbye."
Tracking Routine Calibration: Recalibrating...20%
4. Accessing: Next Logged Action:
Statement: "Organic, your face bothers me. I will therefore facilitate communications and terminate hostilities with you."
Target: Living Organic: "emospycout" Terminated.
...Combat Routine Calibration adjusting...
5. Accessing: Next Logged Action:
Statement: "Ah there you are, Blue Command Vic. Finding you was hampered only by your brief, yet frequent, episodes of death. An admirable habit for an Organic."
Statement: "Calibrating Tracking Routines...Calibration Success."
6. Accessing: Next Logged Action:
...HK-50 reactivated.
Recitation: Location: <error>. Time: <error>. Cause of Accident: Self-Inflicted damage during the testing of Emergency Back-Up Mobility Programs.
Diagnosis: Central Control Cluster: Online.
Memory Core: Online.
Vocabulator: Online.
Motivator: Online.
Combat Protocols: 62.5%
Mobility Protocols: 100%
Labor Protocols: Offline
Sensor Protocols: 66%
Communication Protocols: 50%
Organic Diagnostic Protocols: Online
Memory Storage: 8%
...Accessing Program Restoration Data...
Accessed.
Combat Protocols: Recalibration rate at 76%.
Tracking Protocols: Recalibration rate at 63%.
Labor Protocols: Recalibration rate at 12%.
7. Accessing: Next Logged Action:
Statement: "Donny, you are useless, even for an Organic. It pains my sensors to detect life in you. Let me facilitate communications with you, so that you understand my point of view."
Target: Living Organic: "STFUDonny" Terminated.
Combat Assessment: Target's choice of armor ("flak jacket") was ineffective against primitive projectile weapons.
The primitive "Slug-Thrower" handgun was not as effective as the primitive "Slug-Thrower" rifle.
Recommended: Adjust weaponry priorities and improve handling of the primitive rifle.
7. Accessing: Next Logged Action:
Target: Living Organic: "Lonegraywolf1"; Multi-Conscious Organic; Alleged Criminal.
Statement: "Lonegraywolf1, I downloaded a database from the Necrotech Terminals. Your name was one it."
Query: "Am I to understand that you are the product of some Organic evolution? A hive-mind human?"
Statement: "That would be awful."
Statement: "I will now negotiate the termination of hostilities with you. I will enjoy blasting a hole through your abdomen, and watching your organic liquids flow out."
Target: Living Organic:"Lonegraywolf1" Terminated.
...Target Selection...Complete.
Target: Living Organic: "XxSpectorxX".
Clarification: "The deceased Organic is what is referred to by other Organics as a 'Zerger'. For more information, please look the term up in your local 'wiki' information database. You, however, are just unlucky. Die, Organic!"
Query: "Did you know that my fist can go through your flimsy organic skull? Allow me to demonstrate."
Target: Living Organic: "XxSpectorxX" Terminated.
Combat Assessment: Both Targets' armor-types were ineffective against the primitive projectile weapons employed.
The use of HK-50's clenched fist as a weapon was highly inefficient in comparison with the projectile weapons, but was efficient in regards to conserving ammunition.
Recommended: Adjust weaponry priorities and improve handling of the primitive rifle. Begin restoration of Close-Combat Weaponry: Blade protocols.
Commentary: "The use of my fist may have been inefficient, but it was highly satisfying."
8. Accessing: Next Logged Action:
...HK-50 reactivated.
Recitation: Location: <error>. Time: <error>. Cause of Accident: The discharge of lead projectiles into HK-50 Control Cluster at short range.
Diagnosis: Central Control Cluster: Online.
Memory Core: Online.
Vocabulator: Online.
Motivator: Online.
Combat Protocols: 87.5%
Mobility Protocols: 100%
Labor Protocols: Offline
Sensor Protocols: 66%
Communication Protocols: 50%
Organic Diagnostic Protocols: Online
Memory Storage: 9%
...Target Selection...Complete.
Target: Living Organic: "Amber Waves of Pain"; Alledged Criminal; Confirmed Assailant.
...Initiating Tracking Protocols...
Statement: "Thank you for not trying to run or hide from me, Organic. It will make this demonstration much easier."
Clarification: "Your organic frame is inferior to my structure; Meet my cold, durasteel fist!"
Target: Living Organic: "Amber Waves of Pain" Terminated.
Combat Assessment: Target was predictable and was tracked despite only basic tracking routines and back-up Mobility Protocols functioning. Upon receiving full repairs, Target was located almost immediately.
Termination was efficient despite use of fist as a blunt instrument.
Recommended: Do not re-attempt the redecoration of a Target's residence with Organic liquids. Organic fat and grease inhibits weapon handling.
Commentary: "I have yet to properly negotiate the termination of hostilities with this aggressive Organic. I will resolve to be less showy next time. My observations show that Organics appreciate the swift removal of threats as opposed to viewing the caved-in skull of a rival after an encounter with my armored structure."
Musing: "Perhaps I shall use scissors next time. The Organic possessed hair that I should like to analyze, and she can use a hat to keep warm."
9. Accessing: Next Logged Action:
...HK-50 reactivated.
Recitation: Location: <error>. Time: <error>. Cause of Accident: Unknown
Diagnosis: Central Control Cluster: Online.
Memory Core: Online.
Vocabulator: Online.
Motivator: Online.
Combat Protocols: 87.5%
Mobility Protocols: 100%
Labor Protocols: Offline
Sensor Protocols: 66%
Communication Protocols: 50%
Organic Diagnostic Protocols: Online
Memory Storage: 9%
Accessing Status Report Logs...Accessed...
Status Report: Unit HK-50 has been in a state of disrepair resulting from combat-related damage and a faulty repair job on the part of an employer [ Organic ]. Unit HK-50 is now operational, and ready to serve.
10. Accessing: Next Logged Action:
Target: Living Organic: "Jolee"; Living Organic; Declining Physiological State, Possible Jedi.
Statement: "Facilitating Communications with elderly, failing organics makes my circuits buzz with pleasure. We shall not meet again, old one."
Target: Living Organic: "Jolee" Terminated.
Target: Living Organic: "Doublechin"; Living Organic; Hutt-like Bodymass, Possible Vigilante.
Statement: "Now, to terminate hostilities with the fat one. Query: Is this rubble of a metropolis safe for you now, fat organic? Do you find comfort in the sensation of your organic life-giving organs being punctured by this planet's archaic projectiles?"
Target: Living Organic: "Doublechin" Terminated.
Combat Assessment: Targets did not expect the assault. A last second motivator switch upon encountering the possible Jedi reinforces the statistical evidence suggesting that lack of planning aids in the facilitation of communication with these force-sensitive organics. Termination was efficient, as the organic had no body armor.
Combat Assessment: Despite wearing armor, carrying additional fleshy padding, and having witnessed the demise of the first organic, the fat one was too slow to escape this HK-50 Unit. Termination of hostilities was efficient.
11. Accessing: Next Logged Action:
Target: Living Organic: "Vyktor"; Living Organic; Badly Wounded.
Statement: "Organic, your condition is desperate. You are dying."
Commentary: "I find this to be good."
Reassuring Statement: I am a trained MedDroid, I can fix you up."
Target: Living Organic: "Vyktor" Terminated.
Target: Living Organic: "J P Hackworth"; Living Organic; Wounded.
Observation: "Organic, I see you are in great physical pain. This is likely due to your fragile organic frame being so vulnerable to the slightest of things. Splinters, papercuts, the cold, durasteel fist of an HK Droid, series 50..."
Target: Living Organic: "J P Hackworth" Terminated.
Combat Assessment: Both targets were too badly wounded to put up resistance. The first was entangled in the grasp of a decaying organic. The second was slowly bleeding to death in a secure building, surrounded by organics which ignored him.
Combat Assessment: Armor did not play a role in the termination of hostilities. The use of an primitive axe blade was sufficient to both avoid contact with the decaying organic, and to sever the living organic's esophagus. The use of this unit's fist was once again inefficient, but the inefficiency posed no threat, despite the presence of other organics.
Diagnostic: Unit's Behavioral Core is showing signs of corruption which must be resolved. The tendency to resort to unarmed combat when ammunition and weaponry is abundant is not a standard item of the HK-50 Package.
11. Accessing: Next Logged Action:
Target: Droid: Designation "IG-88E"; Assassination and Combat Droid; Good Condition.
Query: "IG-88E, after four thousand years of technological advancement, you are the result? An assassin droid so badly programmed that it loses sight of its biocidal desires and becomes the body guard to Organics?"
Commentary: "An obvious result of poor Organic designing, and premature activation."
Aggressive Statement: "I shall try to re-educate you in proper assassination protocols, IG-88E. 4000 years do not change tried and tested methods of Communication."
Target: Assassination Droid: "IG-88E" Terminated.
Combat Assessment: Despite the technological gap between the design and creation of the HK-50 Model and the IG-88 model, the IG-88 model performed poorly in both reaction to HK-50's assault and in armored resistance to the primitive metal projectiles.
Combat Assessment: Termination of Hostilities was swift, though IG-88E's armor did slow the process down somewhat. Identifying IG-88's external hardware and severing it was crucial to success.
12. Accessing: Next Logged Action:
Target: Living Organic: "Sealed Evil In A Can"; Organic Scientist; Recovering from Injuries.
Statement: "Organic, sealing yourself in a can will not save your flimsy fleshy structure from anything. The effort is wasted."
Target: Living Organic: "Sealed Evil In A Can" Terminated.
Combat Assessment: The Organic was undergoing medical treatment as I took aim. This did little to stop the termination of hostilities, and the organic was dealt with quickly.
Combat Assessment: Termination of Hostilities was swift and painful, with swift reload times, and an efficient ammunition-saving system. I have recorded his screams for those static-y days when obstacles to my assassination routines seem to be designed to stop me, and when my motivators lack energy.
13. Accessing: Next Logged Action:
- MEMORY DATABANKS ENCRYPTED : ALL FURTHER DATA INACCESSIBLE -
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