User:Kevin Slacsher
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On the way to his publisher in 1995, his subway crashed. No one survived. His manuscript was found, and Petals of a Goddamn Dying Rose became one of the best selling novels of all time. The romantic-comedy was so successful it was turned into a film in 1997.
THEN HE AWOKE.
HE JUST WANTS TO REST.
IN LIFE, HE PKS.
IN DEATH, HE MAKES PEOPLE JOIN HIM.
HE IS KEVIN SLACSHER.
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Dairy |
| This user/group supports the distribution of dairy products to all of Malton's Citizens. |
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The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton |
| Reminding Malton survivors of the most reassuring words they're likely to hear all day: Don't Panic |
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Lowther Leaf Premium Cigars |
| This user enjoys the smooth refreshing taste of Lowther Leaf Premium Cigars |
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The Pro-Pie Movement |
| This user thinks that without a healthy supply of pie, the citizens of Malton are doomed to failure. |
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PK Count |
| Kevin has PKed 0 people. |
