User:Salamanca

From The Urban Dead Wiki

A native of Kempsterbank who has taken to wandering the streets of Malton. Salamanca is a member of Malton's elite news crew, The Channel 4 News Team and is currently delivering swift and hideous death to zombies everywhere. (lifted off the Ron Burgundy Tome of Wisdom) In his spare time, Salamanca revels in the joys of WD-40 - albeit caked in fetid blood. Salamanca, or John Salamanca to friends, believes in the credo: "If there is a need...there will be a John."

He will be happy to service both survivors and zombies in this regard.