User:Star Chelsea

Star Chelsea used to be a footsoldier in the Research Unit Sirius, before joining the Craske Building International Playboys

A.R.S.E.

The below Act of Random Self Exposure (less than 4 participants) took place outside SW corner of Woodroffe Mall at 18.00 GMT the 29th of April:

First a double by Lanista and Robert Storm

Lanista said "I'm doing a Flash Bumming outside SW corner Woodroffe Mall" Said before leaving safehouse

• Robert Storm said "Good evening zombie, and welcome to this show" (04-29 17:59 BST)
• Robert Storm said "*puts on his robe and wizard hat*" (04-29 17:59 BST)
• Robert Storm said "*prays to his almighty God, Bloodninja.*" (04-29 18:00 BST)
• Robert Storm said "*brings out a curling iron...*" (04-29 18:00 BST)
• Lanista said "** Lowers pant and shows ass** Kiss this motherhumpers!"
• Robert Storm said "*...and a glass of milk.*" (04-29 18:00 BST)
• Robert Storm said "*drops his pants and raises his robe and bends over.*" (04-29 18:00 BST)
• Robert Storm said "*points vividly to his Harry Potter tatoo.*" (04-29 18:01 BST)
• Robert Storm said "*Pours the milk over his ass while chanting 'Rosebud, rosebud, rosebud'*" (04-29 18:01 BST)
• Robert Storm said "*Plugs in the curling iron into the closest generator*" (04-29 18:01 BST)
• Robert Storm said "*brings out a dead hamster*" (04-29 18:01 BST)
• Lanista said "You can see poo nuggets hanging from the hairs around Lanistas ass"
• Robert Storm said "never saw that one coming, did you?" (04-29 18:01 BST)
• Robert Storm said "*lights the hamster on fire with the now hot curling iron*" (04-29 18:01 BST)
• Robert Storm said "*stuffs burning hamster into his red swollen ass*" (04-29 18:02 BST)
• Robert Storm said "*casts a level five 'fists of rage' spell*" (04-29 18:02 BST)
• Robert Storm said "*clenches fists*" (04-29 18:02 BST)
• Robert Storm said "*shoots the closest zombie with the burning hamster*" (04-29 18:02 BST)
• Robert Storm said "Say no to fur!!" (04-29 18:02 BST)
• Lanista said "-Lick this you silly Zombie twats"
• Robert Storm said "What do you say Lanista, one more?" (04-29 18:03 BST)
• Robert Storm said "*Casts a level three 'sexual confusion' on the closest zombie." (04-29 18:03 BST)
• You heard a distant groaning 3 blocks to the east. (04-29 18:03 BST)
• Robert Storm said "You will now be forever known as Christina, the fuck friendly zombie. Yes YOU!" (04-29 18:03 BST)
• Robert Storm said "*Watches a little erotic zombie on zombie action.*" (04-29 18:04 BST)
• Robert Storm said "You,ve been a wonderful crowd" (04-29 18:04 BST)
• Lanista said "Is ther no Zombie man enough among you to attack me? I'm just standing here."
• Robert Storm said "No no, no need to do the aarg and the Mhr? The light in your watery eyes is enogh" (04-29 18:05 BST)
• Lanista said "I'm impressed by the magic Robert Storm"
• Robert Storm said "*Removes his robe and wizard hat*" (04-29 18:06 BST)
• Robert Storm said "Basically, I'm in it for the chicks" (04-29 18:07 BST)
• Robert Storm said "and of course to please my God, the almighty Bloodninja" (04-29 18:08 BST)
• Lanista said "I'm in it for the money"
• Robert Storm said "and to just get a grunt out of these fuckers" (04-29 18:08 BST)
• Robert Storm said "I wont lie, the money is good" (04-29 18:09 BST)
• Lanista said "**Pulls up pants and zips the fly** Well, since no one wants to bite me I'm leaving"
• Robert Storm said "I thought that I would be dead by now..." (04-29 18:09 BST)
• Robert Storm said "Bye bye, zombies, we'll come back when you are a bit more...loving" (04-29 18:10 BST)
• Lanista said "Now, take care you Zombies. You to Storm."

Followed up by Star Chelsea

• You say "**Wriggles out of leotards and shows ass** -Oh no am I late for the Flash Bumming?"
• You say "Oh, a sexully confused Zombie? I like it a lot. Now bend over, I'll drive."
• You say "That was great, thank you the sexually cunfused Zombie. That was the best Zombie sex I've had in Malton"