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Contents 1 Good work bro. 2 Our an hero! 3 Zed language!? 4 Hi There! 5 Oh hai! 6 Greetings Goribus 7 Stop, thief! No welcome wagon with that good coffee flavour for YOU 8 The Wooden Knight 9 Wut? 10 Thanks! 11 I'm comin' for you! 12 I am Adrian Jeshua 13 Signature 14 The SWA Wants You! 15 Hail 16 User:Misanthropy/The Barhah 17 Promotion 18 interested? 19 hey 20 cobra forums 21 UDWiki:Specific Case Editing Guidelines 22 Temp. Cobra wiki page 23 dildo

Good work bro.

Lovin the templates. lol. Ill be adding a few more to my page soon but I made a customisable RDD one we can all use...

	RDD: Evil is made of awesome!
	Goribus is currently pullin on the weed wacker!

{{RDD|User=Goribus|Level=currently pullin on the weed wacker!}}

If you wanna know how I did it, the code for it is here --Urgggggggh 11:04, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

Our an hero!

Hey man, good to see you've got here intact. ◐◑ﷲ 23:27, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

I've left a few teeth marks in him so we can identify him better lol--Urgggggggh 15:58, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Zed language!?

awesome +1 http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Guides:The_Zombie_Lexicon#Banana --Urgggggggh 16:08, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Sweet! Yeah Death Rattle is shit, but this makes it a bit more fun. lol. Zambah Zahnz!--Urgggggggh 23:12, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Hi There!

Nice meeting you too! I thought it was pretty cool being approached about a neutral zone policy regarding my deviant alts. And I'm glad you liked the Suicide Girls template! I haven't renewed my membership on SG for a bit, but if I do, then I will keep you in mind to friend request. Have a good day! --Fiffy 16:24, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

Oh hai!

Ahhh, that makes so much more sense now! I'm used to rattling phonetically so you confused me a little :p. I was just passing though; I have no plans to be murderating anything in Millen Hills, especially not zombies. But sure; if I do get hungry for a little bloodshed I'll leave you guys alone :D (the rest of the gang isn't here; they're where I'm on my way to).

Have some ketchup!

	Mama Flibble's Homemade Tomato-Free Ketchup
	Mrs Flibble has given Goribus a bottle of Tomato-Free Ketchup for being such a lovely zombie.

- Love from Swing XOXOX^Talk 01:45, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Greetings Goribus

My recent projects have brought me to your fair suburb where I was prompty attacked by an RDD member. As you are a most worthy and respected individual (and occasional chess opponent for VI), I thought I would say hello before starting my pro-survivor attacks on your members. As always, it is a pleasure to run across an enlightened soul-even if that soul resides in the decayed flesh of a Death Cultist. Praise Knowledge! --Ov 09:57, 12 March 2009

Stop, thief! No welcome wagon with that good coffee flavour for YOU

Odd, I'm usually the last one in the loop with these things. Psych seems to churn out a nice one every now and then, like. ◐◑ﷲ 17:42, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

You think in the coming weeks we should attempt to get this Benzuli Expansion enforcer idea off the ground? ◐◑ﷲ 00:28, 17 September 2009 (BST)

The Wooden Knight

Greetings, Goribus! It is with great eagerness that I extend to you an invitation to the Knights' second chess tournament. We warmly welcome you and anyone interested to come to our forum and join our little competition. CITIZEN VI 20:35, 24 June 2009 (BST)

Wut?

o_o you didn't do anything to me. I just checked. So you're forgiven I guess? - Love from Swing XOXOX^Talk 01:26, 24 September 2009 (BST)

Thanks!

I think it's more of a pink, really. Fuchsia, even. I usually reply on my own page but I wanted to see what it looks like on a white background so here I am! --Sarah Elaine ^{talk LoD} 04:40, 12 November 2009 (UTC)

I'm comin' for you!

Ha, Mis reported me? That's hilarious. Cheers for letting me know, dude. :) -Sadie 00:25, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

Aww, I posted at the wrong end of your page. Totally messed up your rotation. I'm sowwy... :(

-Sadie 21:33, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

◐◑ﷲ 22:33, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

It's ok. A n00b Sysop forgot to indent his post so you're good. :P

Also I'm a bit OCD about the page. But I still less than three you Sadie. Goribus _Talk ^Cobra•RDD 07:27, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

I am Adrian Jeshua

1. I'm a serial PKer. I deserve to be on the PKer list. 2. I have never text raped anyone. It's not my style. Provide me with proof of this accusation and then we can discuss things. 3. I'm on the zerg list. It's a long story, but the short version is I reported several survivors with a history of zerging. They disputed my claim and in retaliation reported me. My group operate(d/s) in real time, in concert. We also had been griefing them for about a year or two at that point, so yeah. 4. How do you know I know how to get off? Don't make assumptions. You'll make an ass of yourself. Regardless, I do. I tried. Either there was bias, someone didn't give a shit, or I fell through the cracks. Shortly afterward I got bored and stopped playing the game. I've recently started again. 5. My KOS status is because my friends and I more or less exclusively target a single group, who happen to be very vocal. Between all of us we have around 400+ kills. 6. No, really? Shearbank doesn't want PKers reloading in their mall? You don't say. Regardless, I think I'll reload. Thanks.

Point is, I don't give a shit if you want to play bounty hunter and kill me. I also don't give a shit if you want to make yourself feel all tough by talking about how much you hate me, etcetera.

But exercise some critical thinking. Don't make assumptions. Operate logically. Examine the evidence before you present yourself as a close minded, arrogant bigot.

I'm not going to go out of my way to target you. It's not how I play the game. But feel free to keep shooting at me when I'm standing. --Adrian Jeshua ^{EN | T} 03:52, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

1. I don't give a shit. I killed you because you were a zerg listed character.

2. You only get Perma KOS for a few things. I'd know because I'm an RG Moderator. You get Perma KOS for Text Rape, being caught committing fraud to the RG, and I'm pretty sure that's it. And if not I can ask one of my fellow staff members about it.

3. I don't give a shit. There are people on the zerg liste who may or may not be actual zergs, but as of now have refused to go to Resenz to get themselves off the liste.

4. Yeah, they don't do that. You don't just fall through the tracks. I know a few Zerg Liste Moderators and I happen to be a member of the ZHU with a different character from the one I killed you with. So I know how the system works. Given that you admit to trying to get off, I'm assuming you didn't follow the proper procedure to get off, or you did, got got zerging again and got perma zerg listed. If it's a case of not having your team mates sign up to prove that you're different people that's why you weren't taken off. I haven't looked into your case as I didn't care to.

5. That's nice. Good for you guys. Want a cookie?

6. Skull Grin is a Death Cultist if you didn't notice. I couldn't give a fuck less if PKers are in Shearbank or Millen Hills as long as they're legitimate players and aid in the killing of breathers. I killed you because you were highlighted as a zerg and perma KOS on my UD Widget scripts. They're auto-updating, which means they're always up to date.

I could give a fuck less who you are. You're a zerg and as such you're a cheater. Don't want people to think that about you and kill you for it? Get off of the liste or stop playing the game. Go submit that you want off the liste, do whatever it takes to get off the liste, but get the fuck off my talk page whining about 'baaaaaaawwwww you killed me for being a zerg baaaaaaaawwww!' Oh and learn how to read. That's probably part of why you didn't get off the liste, as you can't even read and comprehend a simple note at the top of my page which reads 'Welcome to my talk page. Please put new posts at the bottom of the page.' - Goribus _Talk ^Cobra•RDD 04:10, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

Actually, Gor, the Liste fucked up in regards to Aids, here. Someone failed to remove him from the Liste. I'd find the link to the post, but I'm too lazy atm. --DT^PK 04:37, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

http://zombies.dementiastudios.org/boards/index.php?topic=2805.msg38384#msg38384

Apathy is awesome, but then I remembered that the Search Function exists. And Gor, you know that people have fallen through the cracks in the past, seeing as we have to correct shit like that every few months. --DT^PK 04:43, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

Yes, but I'm not a Zerg Liste Mod, and given the fact that I could have been in a real time shoot out I didn't have the time to go to Resenz and search around before I shot him. Also why come to my page and cry about it? If he's supposed to have been taken off the list he should have gone to Resenz to ask why he wasn't taken off. It's common sense really. I'm just the guy that killed him for being a zerg. If I were in his place I wouldn't have came to my killer's page proceeded to be butthurt, I'd have gone to Resenz and asked what was up with not being taken off the liste. - Goribus _Talk ^Cobra•RDD 05:48, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

Oh and this is why he's Perma KOS. http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showtopic=1408&st=225&#entry10292604 Thanks to Amber for linking me that. It looks like he's guilty of fraud when posting RG reports. Either that or his friend is and since he was suspected of being Aidrian's alt he got nailed with the same punishment. Either way if I were him I'd look into it. As innocent people being punished for other people's shit is wrong and it should be taken care of immediately. - Goribus _Talk ^Cobra•RDD 05:56, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

I'm not crying or complaining. I apologize if my message came off as such. Like I said, I wasn't concerned that I was killed. Even if it was just you having fun. The only thing I was concerned about was you going out of your way to be a vocal dick over false pretenses. You didn't have all the information and you were acting like you did, and that assumption was a good replacement for knowledge. I understand you had the potential to be in a real time shoot out, but when you lack the data a simple "You're being killed because you're KOS. Sucks to be you, asshat." would suffice. As for DT, rock on. Nice to see you again. Goribus, no hard feelings on my end. Keep on killing, being vocal and having fun. I doubt we'll have problems again in the future. --Adrian Jeshua ^{EN | T} 14:19, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

Eh, when it comes to Perma KOS there's only 3 ways you can make it. I'm pretty sure that I said I didn't know if you were or not and that I was killing you for being zerg listed. Which is a bit of a raw deal since it looks like the reason you weren't removed is because the third person didn't post evidence that they weren't you or the other guy. And apparently one of the other two was caught reporting a fraudulent report on the old BS so you got pegged with Perma KOS. See Skull Grin doesn't care about human politics and he doesn't care about humans murdering other humans (he'd encourage that actually). I saw you listed as a zerg and a potential text rapist and I apologize for labeling you as such when it appears that you're probably innocent of being a zerg and most definitely innocent of being a text rapist. I happen to hate both categories, as I'm sure any rational fair playing person that plays this game does. I don't think we'll have problems in the future either now that this matter is mostly cleared up. Plus DT hates everyone and everything and he seems to like you for some reason. So it stands to reason that you're a decent guy. - Goribus _Talk ^Cobra•RDD 00:06, 16 February 2010 (UTC)

I'm glad we came to a resolution. Go (mostly) civil discourse! --Adrian Jeshua ^{EN | T} 03:22, 16 February 2010 (UTC)

Signature

Your signature is illegal. You have one week to conform to the Signature Policy before you are taken to A/VB. -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 05:49, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

The SWA Wants You!

No it is not the SWA that every survivor knows and loves(well most love), it is the new group to start rising up and settling into the south west suburbs of Malton. A few of us anarchists have banded together in the south west. You have been recommended by your friend, and co-leader of the new SWA, Gerboise Bleue to join the group. I know what you are thinking...why should you join this group...well probably because you have a PKer, RKer, GKer, or anarchist character who would like to be part of the action. I would like to accept one of your, either idled or groupless, alts into the new SWA. The group isn't really a strict group, just do your own thing, and we will be there when you get killed. We hope you will participate in our big events, such as our opening strike and holiday attacks. Give it a thought and send a response my way. Yours truly, with a wink and a smile.--Sam Popham 02:00, 29 March 2010 (BST)

Hail

Just wanted to inform you that I'm heading back to Millen Hills for some sport. I will be engaging Rotters Relief and their staff. I have no intention on attacking you or any RDD member. I hope we can put the past behind us and work towards removing some zergers from the game.--ZombiePalin 00:35, 7 May 2010 (BST)

User:Misanthropy/The Barhah

The deadline for the contest has ended, you are now invited to choose your favourite entry and help determine the winner. Also white Ravage is shitty. That is all. ◐◑ﷲ 01:13, 26 July 2010 (BST)

Promotion

Nice reply, that goes without saying, but I just thought I'd pop by and let you know I'm currently head honcho at Red Rum, not just chief biscuit giver. :D --DevilAsh  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 23:34, 24 March 2011 (UTC)

When I saw a new message on my talk page I assumed it was DDR to baaaawww at me. I was pleasantly surprised. Congratulations on your promotion Ash. You always had great leadership qualities and you're a hard worker so I know you'll be a great leader. If I ever come back to the game and unidle my Rummer I'll be sure to give you a few shots as a token of my affection and adoration. :D -- Goribus _Talk ^Cobra•RDD 04:12, 25 March 2011 (UTC)

interested?

would you like to be a judge?--    bitch     15:03, 8 June 2011 (bst)

Why yes. Yes I do. I'm kinda sad Izzy outright refused though. But I'm definitely in. - Goribus _Talk ^Cobra•RDD 21:38, 8 June 2011 (BST)

it's time to finally finish this stupid project. please come and judge the winners Grimmies/Voting. add your stuff to the talk page under your name.--    bitch     14:31, 29 July 2011 (bst)

hey

Your arbies case got moved to here, that's where it'll proceed from here on. just so you don't see the case is gone on a/a and think someone swept the case under the carpet or anything. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 05:37, 23 June 2011 (BST)

Thanks for the head's up. -- Goribus _Talk ^Cobra•RDD 11:51, 23 June 2011 (BST)

cobra forums

I signed up as myself. --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 06:46, 23 June 2011 (BST)

I believe the forum requires some level of self activation by the user, but I've given you Cobra access. Skoll mentioned having to activate his account himself so I'm assuming it sends you a password or something. I apologize as it's been ages since I joined the forum and I'm acquainting myself with Proboards administration. After the case is handled I'll set your level of access to Diplomat if you're from a PKer group. If not I'll set you at normal member status. Thank you for agreeing to join the forum so I wouldn't have to move sensitive threads into the public areas. -- Goribus _Talk ^Cobra•RDD 11:50, 23 June 2011 (BST)

UDWiki:Specific Case Editing Guidelines

No. You aren't the page owner. In the same way that I don't own the pages Dark or spawning. You don't have a group called "The Real Cobra" such an inference on a neutral page is ridiculous. Both groups exist. To imply one is real and the other is not outside your user area is incorrect. --Rosslessness 12:24, 2 July 2011 (BST)

One is real in the sense that it is tied to the original group. The other is an offshoot that staged a coup, was cast out, and only is recognized as Cobra by his buddies. I'll drop "Real" and "Official" as long as Spiderzed didn't grab them. Which if you've been reading I've already said. But he did it. So I got petty. Such is the internet. You must be new. As for the other shit? Eat a dick, because they're canon and therefore if I want to reserve pages to advertise my group, or just redirect to it, that's my right. Sorry your buddy wasn't around to get any of the good names. Probably should've had one of his friends do it for him. Middle fingers all around I guess. -- Goribus _Talk ^Cobra•RDD 12:30, 2 July 2011 (BST)

Thanks dude, you mean all those canon pages I didn't revert? Yeah. If you request on A/SD we can get the official, ect ones deleted in double quick time, and if spiderzed tries to recreate them it could be ruled vandalism. --Rosslessness 12:35, 2 July 2011 (BST)

Best option, seems like. The most contentious ones could maybe go ('real', etc), but the 'original' and canon ones should be kept and used. ◐◑ﷲ 14:00, 2 July 2011 (BST)

Temp. Cobra wiki page

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Urgggggggh/test Do what you want with it, this is just so the redirects are set somewhere. Enjoy!   URGGGGGGGHTalk PSYCHOUTTalk STAN SATANTalk 23:16, 2 July 2011 (BST)

Question about the redirects: Um, they don't. We need to add a link on them to point them towards the main group page don't we? --  URGGGGGGGHTalk PSYCHOUTTalk STAN SATANTalk 09:40, 3 July 2011 (BST)

I redirected the redirects to content pages that represent them. That are a part of our Cobra's pages. This should solve the dispute since the redirects direct to our content. For laughs, go to The Original Cobra 's page and check up Carbo Plumbing. Or better yet just search Carbo Plumbing. It'll redirect you to the page I made for it. -- Goribus _Talk ^Cobra•RDD 10:01, 3 July 2011 (BST)

I am so stealing that as a business model   URGGGGGGGHTalk PSYCHOUTTalk STAN SATANTalk 14:55, 3 July 2011 (BST)

dildo

if you want me to remain neutral I expect you to remain partially civil. i don't like being called a faggot and i also don't like my friends being called faggots. you are a bright guy. only dumb asses use fat jokes and jokes about ones sexuality. come on man i expect a little better from you.--    bitch     13:38, 3 July 2011 (bst)

Calling your friends faggots has nothing to do with them being gay. And I'm done being civil and playing nice. Fuck your friends. Seriously. The only reason you're not included in that is you're my friend and you've yet to turn on me. Civility? Nope. Playing nice? Nope. Giving them any amount of respect? Nope. Staying friends with Isabella and not griefing her for laughs for turning on me? Nope. If this is a problem to you, then jump ship. Or just stay out of it and continue to remain neutral. At this point, I don't really care. Like I said last night, don't take it personally YOG. End of the day regardless of how this turns out we'll still be friends. I can't say that about Isabella though. -- Goribus _Talk ^Cobra•RDD 21:32, 3 July 2011 (BST)

well if your gonna do it at least be creative ya mook! and yes, no matter what I will always consider you a friend.--    bitch     22:54, 3 July 2011 (bst)