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! bgcolor="#b11110" align=center | <font color=#bbccbb>Caleb Usher</font>
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| bgcolor="#eeeeee" align="left" | '''Joined:'''
| bgcolor="#eeeeee" align="left" | December 21st, 2005
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| '''Character Details:'''
| [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=325930 Caleb Usher]
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| bgcolor="#eeeeee" align="left" | '''Current Level:'''
| bgcolor="#eeeeee" align="left" | 22
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| '''Character Class:'''
| [[Scientist]]
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| bgcolor="#eeeeee" align="left" | '''Favorite Equipment:'''
| bgcolor="#eeeeee" align="left" | [[Useful Items#First Aid Kit|First Aid Kit]]
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| '''Favorite Weapon:'''
| [[Useful Items#First Aid Kit|First Aid Kit]] (I wish!), nah [[Firearms#Shotgun|Shotgun]]
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| bgcolor="#eeeeee" align="left" | '''Backup Weapon:'''
| bgcolor="#eeeeee" align="left" | [[Useful Items#Flare Gun|Flare Gun]]<br>(Because nothing says:<br>'''I HATE YOU'''<br>like a burning flare to the face.)
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| '''Current Status:'''
| <font color="red">'''Retired'''</font>
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| bgcolor="#eeeeee" align="left" | '''Location:'''
| bgcolor="#eeeeee" align="left" | [[Treweeke Mall]] in [[Dulston]]<br>[[The Waish Building]] in [[Pescodside]]
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| '''Kills:'''
| A gentleman never tells... (''blush'')
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| bgcolor="#eeeeee" align="left" | '''Revives:'''
| bgcolor="#eeeeee" align="left" | More than I can count, and being<br>a scientist I can do that very well.
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| '''Deaths:'''
| 3
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| bgcolor="#eeeeee" align="left" | '''Group:'''
| bgcolor="#eeeeee" align="left" | [[NecroTech]]
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| '''Famous Catch-Phrase:'''
| "''For SCIENCE!''"
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<big><font color="#FFFFFF">'''Who exactly is Caleb Usher?'''</font></big>
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Noted NecroTech scientist, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=325930 Caleb Usher], was born 30-odd years ago a mortal man... but when he came to Malton he became a legend. Sure, maybe you don't know his name, but that's only because you haven't heard the [[User:Mobius187/History|legends]] surrounding the man. He started life humble, but then became so awesome that mere words could not describe him. Other than these ones of course. For his part these days Caleb dreams his dream, of a united [[Northeast Malton]]. He nurtures this dream by aiding all survivor groups in the area, one by one, and through his benevolent support they prosper and welcome him with open arms.
 
As time passed Caleb felt that there was so much more that he could offer the survivors of Malton, and to this end his most recent endeavors include raising up a mighty news team that might serve to promote all the is good in the NE Corner and keep survivors up-to-date on current events.<br><br>
 
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<big><font color="#FFFFFF">'''Current Status'''</font></big>
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'''<font color="red">STATUS UPDATE</font>:''' On April 15th 2008, Caleb Usher finally managed to escape from Malton (i.e. retired from UD)!<br>
'''Objective(s):''' Maxing out his Gold Card before moving onto his American Express.<br>
'''Location(s):''' Making medical calls between [[Dulston]] and [[Pescodside]] safe houses.<br>
'''Long-term Goal(s):''' Improving the [[Northeast Malton|NE Corner]] and assisting the [[Dulston Alliance]].<br><br>
 
'''FUN FACTS:'''
*Caleb is considered a man of "many hats" and in his life he has been, or in many cases still is, a: survivor, scientist, doctor, diplomat, zombiologist, mobologist, reporter, and lawyer.
*Caleb created '''[[NecroWatch|Project NecroWatch]]''', in an effort to consolidate survivor efforts and increase the useful of NecroNet scans within Malton. He also was one of many scientists who assisted in the creation of [[A.L.I.C.E.]], as part of that initiative.
*Caleb is the driving force behind the Malton "Day of Beer" festival, [[Biertag]]! And the proper documentation of beer history like [[Biertag/Biertag '07|Biertag '07]] and [[Biertag/Biertag '08|Biertag '08]]!
*Caleb is a shareholder (read: wikipage designer) of the [[Malton Rail]]. He craves the day he'll have his very own train...
*Did you know that he created the group logo for the [[Dulston Alliance]] even though he's not associated with any member group of the Alliance? No, he did it out of his love for logic, and thus for SCIENCE! Logic dictated that the largest survivor organization in the NE Corner needed a group logo and by all that computes, they got one.
*Did you know that he redesigned the group pages for: [[Dead vs Blue]], [[Dead vs Blue/SWEEPZ|Dead vs Blue: S.W.E.E.P.Z.]], the [[Dulston Alliance]], the [[Dulston Defense Death Squad]], the [[Dulston Infection Treatment and Prevention Squad]], [[The Electric Light Torchestra]], the [[Friends of the Featherstone Library]], the [[Palytoxin Gang]], the [[Rhodenbank Civil Defense Corps]], [[The Burchell Arms Regulars]], the [[Pescodside Defense Alliance]], [[King Murek's Army]], the [[SOS Brigade]], and the [[Rolt Heights Vigilante Patrol]]? He also provided updates to the [[FOXHOUND]] group wikipage. Who knows which group in the NE Corner he will help out next.
*Did you know that he is working hard to improve the the location information for every suburb in the NE Corner? It all started with Dulston, moved on to Pescodside, then Rhodenbank... and most recently Rolt Heights. From here on in who knows what's next? So be sure to check out every locations and be amazed by his dry wit and imagination.
*He officiated two competitions in the northeast, namely [[Hang 'Em High]] and [[Zombie Hunting Season]]. Lots of fun was had by everyone... unless you were a criminal or zombies. I mean, they were being hunted after all.
 
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<big><font color="#FFFFFF">'''Caleb's "Moment of Zen"'''</font></big>
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Behold, the talking head of Caleb Usher! No seriously, just listen to what Caleb has to say. He is filled with wisdom beyond his years, but his ideas are so ''out of the box'' that they often confuse weaker minds. Don't be a weaker mind! Caleb has faith in your ability to grasp his logic and ride his train of thought to greater mental awareness. So join Caleb (and by proxy, NecroTech) in making Malton a better place, a place built from ideas.
 
But if you won't do it ''just'' for Caleb, and trust me he forgives you, then do it for... '''SCIENCE'''!<br><br>
 
[[Image:Caleb Usher's Floating Head... Zounds!.jpg|left]]
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!colspan="1" style="background: #fff; text-align: left; padding: 0 1em;"|<big><font color=red>"You want wisdom, okay, you asked for it. Think about this one. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... but you can't pick your friend's nose. No, they have to do that themselves. I guess what I'm really trying to say here is stop picking your nose. It's gross. Ha-ha! That's SCIENCE!"
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Revision as of 00:59, 12 April 2009

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