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I was an axe-murderer before the outbreak, hunting demons from my cabin in the swamp. The whispers of the fallen are my muse, speaking to me through the serpents and the owls. These days I continue my trade as a | I was an axe-murderer and professional outdoorsman before the outbreak, hunting demons from my cabin in the swamp. The whispers of the fallen are my muse, speaking to me through the serpents and the owls. These days I continue my trade as a naturalist, nihilist, terrorist and cannibalistic catalyst. I'm also quite mad.<br> | ||
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If I have hewn you asunder or brought harm to your estate, I offer my sincerest apologies. I am merely weeding out inferior forms of humanity. I'm afraid that your feeble resistance only confirms my convictions. The world is moving on without you. We intend to kill every last one of you and destroy all of creation, violently and without remorse. No hard feelings, of course, it is simply our calling.<br> | If I have hewn you asunder or brought harm to your estate, I offer my sincerest apologies. I am merely weeding out inferior forms of humanity. I'm afraid that your feeble resistance only confirms my convictions. The world is moving on without you. We intend to kill every last one of you and destroy all of creation, violently and without remorse. No hard feelings, of course, it is simply our calling.<br> | ||
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Immortality, it is our gift. Embrace natural selection and join us on our journey back to the primitive. Only the dead have seen the end of Gore Corps!<br> | Immortality, it is our gift. Embrace natural selection and join us on our journey back to the primitive. Only the dead have seen the end of Gore Corps!<br> | ||
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<center>*pulls a | <center>*pulls a gas mask over his face*</center><br> | ||
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