Talk:Pumpkin Pedophiles

the suspension of Hostilities Dear Neo Nazi, Lezick (spelling), Nergin and other PPs, Sadly group duty beckons me and I have been called away on official Philosophe business. As such I have to end, or at least suspend, my personal war between the PPs and myself. It has been fun and I have thoroughly enjoyed our little spat. Although I still strongly disagree with racism (Neo) and pedophilia (all of you), you have proven to be capable and worthy adversaries. Perhaps one day we shall meet again and can chase each other around a suburb with guns blazing. Well, good day to you all, I now take my leave (Mr Jem bows politely). Until next time, Mr Jem Listen up dumbo, I am not a Pedophile. Do not assume that every member of the PP is a pedophile. -AlphaGun2 Response: Well AlphaGun2, Not to get bogged down in semantics; however, you are member of a group called the Pumpkin PEDOPHILES. Therefore it stands to reason that you are a pedophile. It also stands to reason that even if you are not a pedophile you have no problem with the pedophilia of your comrades. Additionally, even if you are completely opposed (in your own mind) to pedophilia, your membership in a group such as this directly aids other pedophiles in their pursuits. Good Day, Mr Jem Therefore, you are a dumbass. After all, we all know what MEMBER GROUP someone is a part of on a shitty text browser ONLINE GAME certainly dictates their SEXUAL ORIENTATION am I correct? What a moron. I guess by your brilliant, astounding logic, the members of the 25th are all upstanding citizens who protect the innocent and wear retarded outfits and tin foil hats. Great going dipshit, you've proven to me that you are the biggest dumbo on the net. NICE JOB! Pat yourself on the ass. By the way wise-ass, what exactly makes you think Neo Nazi and Nergin are pedophiles??? Hmm? Please tell us all how you drew this piss poor conclusion. I would be very interested to know. You sir, are retarded. Good day sir! -AlphaGun2 Of course we are pedophiles, but only in Malton ;) There is nothing wrong with pedophilia, as the word is simply defined as "love of children." What can I say? The children of Malton are so luscious and bodacious, I cannot control my inner cravings. If you want to wage a war for our love of the children, then you must be imminently destroyed for hatred towards children. --Fido14 23:55, 8 January 2008 (UTC) Mr Jem, To claim it has been anything less than entertaining would be a lie. I wish you luck on your buisness elsewhere and hope that we run into eachother somewhere down the line and exchange "pleasantries" with each other. ;) - Lezick Why don't you yank his pants down and suck his fully erect penis while you're at it, mither thupid head? -AlphaGun2 Alpha, why don't you shut the fuck up and hit the gym you no good excuse for a pedophile, stop testing my patience, bitch. - Yo boss. WELP!! Awww, is da witto limey getting upset?? Does da witto limey need some tea and crumpets??? Grow some bawlz, nigger, odr. -Die Endgegner Why don't you stop pretending to be American and accept the simple fact that you are nothing more than another tea sipping, crumpet munching, fancy-pants motherfucking Limey with a goofy grin and a simple mind? Hmm? HMM? WHY DON'T YOU JUST FASE DEM FAX AND SHUT!!! THE!!! FUCK!!!! UP!!!!!!!!!!!! Failure to do so will result in your banning from the PP, limey breaf. O SNAP! We better leave him alone. Eastenders is on! ODR! -AlphaGun2, PP Imposter/faggot. Alpha, all British people are OBVIOUSLY like that, were all the stereotypes from Mary Poppins, and are all still living in the Victorian era...I dont even like tea...gimme a starbucks cappucino any day...Anyway, you must be pretty damn ignorant to assume these things, which, is pretty much akin to rascism, but I am sure you would never admit to that...Now...Are you done proving yourself an ignorant fool? Or is your response going to be as messed up as the last...Strangley enough I dont have much hope...*sighs* LP 17:47, 9 January 2008 (UTC) What is ham?! --Fido14 07:17, 9 January 2008 (UTC) Forgive my intrusion on this discussion, I can tell that it's become somewhat heated. But I wonder if the majority of this argument should be considered as a conflict between OOC & IC playing styles. I will admit though that this discussion reminded me of a T-shirt that I saw not long ago that read "I Fucked the Olsen Twins Before They Were Famous". --Les Nessman BBC 12:55, 9 January 2008 (UTC) Hit the gym Leon, you potato faced faggot. -Lezick That was me dumbo. -AlphaGun2 It can be applied to you also since you're a fat slob. - Yo abusive stepdaddy I find this all to be rather upsetting! -Peabody I'll neuter your dog, too! --Fido14 19:17, 8 February 2008 (UTC) The Herald has found you. He announces the Angel who comes before the fire. The fire that reigns down from the sky...--Janos Kire 20:08, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Ah, dear child, you will learn to rest your face in the excrement of the PP soon enough. --Fido14 02:16, 14 February 2008 (UTC) The Angel has come, and brought fire. It would seem that even a child, can summon an angel and call down the wrath...--Janos Kire 03:25, 15 February 2008 (UTC) The god of death Shiva has come to lay witness to the tragedies which are occurring. The settlement is ready to be conducted on behalf of the children. --Fido14 19:11, 15 February 2008 (UTC) Gaze upon me, for the herald has spoken and read the words aloud so that all may hear. A god may tear his wings, and break his sword, he may lay upon him the shadow of death and use fire to destroy him. But lo, I tell you this within a blink of an eye the great angel descends again born anew and his sword burns so that every corner is put to light and all that is due will be paid in full.--Janos Kire 04:27, 16 February 2008 (UTC) Sorry, I don't comprehend your language classified as "virgin." --Fido14 17:29, 16 February 2008 (UTC) Did you not hear the herald, did you not believe his words? My coming was foretold, and brought to the people so they may lift me up broken, and I would be healed by their tears even as you drive the sword into my side.--Janos Kire 02:38, 23 February 2008 (UTC) Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule? --Fido14 17:18, 23 February 2008 (UTC) It was not rule that summoned me. It was your own hand, that has brought me to you. It was your own choice, that has decided your path. You chose to kill, I have chosen to redeem, reclaim and reduce you to ashes.--Janos Kire 23:43, 1 March 2008 (UTC) Oh, it was indeed the rule. If you had not followed that rule, you would not care. But you live up to a rule of no use. The rule always brings impending disaster for you. --Fido14 01:08, 5 March 2008 (UTC) ...Smiles... I suppose the double talk you try to employ here, gives you the comfort, that being in game cannot. You speak of rules, as I speak of judgment. Rules, can be broken while judgment cannot be altered. There is no disaster that befalls me, you have seen with your very own eyes that I am difficult to kill, and nearly impossible to keep down. Gather your rules, and then see if they will protect you and keep the angel at bay..--Janos Kire 06:32, 7 March 2008 (UTC) I told you dear squire, you should of ran far away and clinged onto life, but you didn't listen, well look at you now you stupid fuck, face down in the dirt. Heads or tails and I called it, your head. - Nergin And as always, I am lifted by the Father's hand from the pit, and brought again to bring light. Again my wrath, soaks the very air so that you breath in fire, and exhale death. Today, I have again claimed Neo. Tomorrow, you?--Janos Kire 21:52, 10 March 2008 (UTC) I told you earlier I have a destiny, a purpose. Satan reasons like man, but God thinks of eternity. Well, I prostrate myself before a city that's going to hell in a handbag, 'cause in all eternity, I am here and I will be remembered. That's destiny. A shotgun shell has a destiny, a predetermined fate set by the hand of its creator, and anyone who tries to alter that destiny will be destroyed. Anyone who tries to stop it from happening will cause it to happen, and that's what you don't understand. We're not here to coexist. I'm here to win. So you'd better have some divine intervention, buddy. You're gonna need it. --Fido14 20:49, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Destiny can be unraveled and rewoven. I am the action before the action, the thought before the thought. My understanding is of judgment not destiny for who is above judgment? All destinies lead to judgment. I am divine retribution, the fire of the one who is above us all. Our time is just yet begun.--Janos Kire 01:25, 17 April 2008 (BST) Good to see you again Pumpkins Well played Neo Nazi....well played. -Mr Jem You should give up, ol' chap. We have no troubles with the PK, and they know it, so why go on with your own little crusade? Accept the fact that there will be love of the children in Malton and that it will never cease. --Fido14 04:54, 1 March 2008 (UTC) Lo, Hark the Herald Angel So again, the game begins...--Janos Kire 16:59, 21 December 2008 (UTC) You're damn straight, mister. You better prepare for a beating of a lifetime for your cruel mistreatment of your son. Really, what were you thinking when you took away his copy of Halo 3? --Fido14 22:19, 21 December 2008 (UTC)