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===<font size=5>SchwanTech I Can Clone: Novelty Home Cloning Kit</font>=== | ===<font size=5>SchwanTech I Can Clone: Novelty Home Cloning Kit</font>=== | ||
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Sitting alone in his office in Colglough, Albert Schwan was pouring over the designs for a cryogenic zombie containment chamber. It was a balmy mid May afternoon and Whittenside was beginning to recover from the massive zombie attack that had crippled Fort Perryn. Albert found the blueprints while putting his office to rights; they were modifications of the chamber in New Arkham in which he had himself been frozen for five years during the early outbreaks. He had designed the modifications on the paper in front of him some months ago but had moved on to other, more important projects. Unsure if it was nostalgia or the warm air streaming in through the shattered office window that had provoked him to go over them, he had picked them up and was modifying the shape of a cooling coil for the fifth time. <br> | Sitting alone in his office in Colglough, Albert Schwan was pouring over the designs for a cryogenic zombie containment chamber. It was a balmy mid May afternoon and Whittenside was beginning to recover from the massive zombie attack that had crippled Fort Perryn. Albert found the blueprints while putting his office to rights; they were modifications of the chamber in New Arkham in which he had himself been frozen for five years during the early outbreaks. He had designed the modifications on the paper in front of him some months ago but had moved on to other, more important projects. Unsure if it was nostalgia or the warm air streaming in through the shattered office window that had provoked him to go over them, he had picked them up and was modifying the shape of a cooling coil for the fifth time. <br> | ||
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Pacing another swab of the Munoz sample inside and beginning the process, he watched as the plug adopted the features of his aggressor. He removed it and fashioned some clothes. Something was missing. Using a wire, a small pipette, and charring it on his burner, he created a small shotgun and placed in the hands of his creation. The tiny hands gripped it loosely. Noticing the dead glare in its eyes he was reminded of the larger model that had gunned him down and could not help but grin. The model stood on his desk until it deteriorated five days later leaving a pool, a model shotgun, and a small set of clothes. Mass production seemed inevitable. <br> | Pacing another swab of the Munoz sample inside and beginning the process, he watched as the plug adopted the features of his aggressor. He removed it and fashioned some clothes. Something was missing. Using a wire, a small pipette, and charring it on his burner, he created a small shotgun and placed in the hands of his creation. The tiny hands gripped it loosely. Noticing the dead glare in its eyes he was reminded of the larger model that had gunned him down and could not help but grin. The model stood on his desk until it deteriorated five days later leaving a pool, a model shotgun, and a small set of clothes. Mass production seemed inevitable. <br> | ||
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===<font size=5>Novelty Syringe Sleeves</font>=== | ===<font size=5>Novelty Syringe Sleeves</font>=== | ||
The Novelty syringe sleeves are based on [[User:A.schwan|Dr. Schwan’s]] original experience in the ashes of Colglough, though the marketing designs have since become more complex than the original bunny slipper, which proved to have little if any practical application. Each model is made of only the highest quality salvaged materials and contains a nylon inner sleeve to prevent scratching. Simply inset the revivification needle into the inner sleeve, insert the inner sleeve into the novelty model of your choice, and revive in style. | The Novelty syringe sleeves are based on [[User:A.schwan|Dr. Schwan’s]] original experience in the ashes of Colglough, though the marketing designs have since become more complex than the original bunny slipper, which proved to have little if any practical application. Each model is made of only the highest quality salvaged materials and contains a nylon inner sleeve to prevent scratching. Simply inset the revivification needle into the inner sleeve, insert the inner sleeve into the novelty model of your choice, and revive in style. | ||
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====<font size=4>The Diva</font>==== | ====<font size=4>The Diva</font>==== | ||
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Searching for a ''glimmer'' of your pre-outbreak glamour? Want to express the feminine core beneath the cold scientific façade? Maybe you just want to signal passing aircraft with each revive; in that case, this may be the syringe accessory for you. The most stylish of the novelty syringe line, The Diva is made of high quality cubic zirconia stones on an adjustable nylon backing. Why not real diamonds? Well..why go natural when you can make it in a lab? The ultimate in scientific ''haute couture'' for the revivifyer on the go. | |||
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To order and use The Doc's Novelty Syringe Sleeve: Diva Edition, copy the following code to your user page | <center>To order and use The Doc's Novelty Syringe Sleeve: Diva Edition, copy the following code to your user page | ||
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====<font size=4>The Malfoy</font>==== | ====<font size=4>The Malfoy</font>==== | ||
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Tired of the jeering calls of “ZA HARMAN AHRN AH MRH-MAN” every time you step out onto the street? Sick of the other survivors referring to you as little Herbie West for always toting around a needle? Well friend… that can all change with Dr. Schwan’s Malfoy model novelty syringe sleeve. On the outside, this is a gentleman’s walking stick made of only the finest oak and high quality steel; on the inside, it is all business. The recessed handle can house one Necrotech brand syringe: simply cap the end of the needle, remove the plunger, insert into the handle housing, and you are ready should a classy night out turn suddenly foul. A spring-loaded mechanism in the handgrip allows the Necrotech solution to flow freely into the base of the spine in accordance with standard revivification procedures. When you are running low on supplies or feeling something less than scientific, the Malfoy may also be used as a bludgeon, proving to unruly ZAMBAHZ that if they will not fear your MRH-BANNANA they should at least beware your BAM BAM BAR. The Malfoy: the accessory of choice for the fashion-conscious man about Malton | |||
To order and use The Doc's Novelty Syringe Sleeve: Malfoy Edition, copy the following code to your user page | <br><br><br> | ||
<center>To order and use The Doc's Novelty Syringe Sleeve: Malfoy Edition, copy the following code to your user page | |||
{{flagbox|green|syringecane.jpg|[[Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team/The Doc’s Novelties|The Doc’s Novelties]]|This user revivifies in style with The Doc's Novelty Syringe Sleeves}}</center> | |||
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====<font size=4>The Trenchie</font>==== | ====<font size=4>The Trenchie</font>==== | ||
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Like reviving zombies? Let’s face it…we all do, but the world doesn’t stop turning while you spend FIVE HOURS emptying the contents of your syringe. Introducing the Trenchie, the Ideal syringe sleeve for survivors who need to stay connected. Now you can catch a game, listen to music, or keep up on the news at your favorite fort. Its lightweight design and durable construction make the Trenchie capable of surviving combat stress and freeruning mishaps, while its Teflon coating makes cleanup a breeze in the event of messy zombie neck backsplash. The Trenchie holds one standard issue Necrotech syringe and runs for 48 hours on a single battery charge. To recharge, simply hook the inserted needle up to the equipment at the nearest powered Necrotech facility and the built-in electrical current interface does the rest. Simple, useful, and fun in the field, with the Trenchie you can be the life of your next combat revivification party. ORDER YOURS TODAY! | |||
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<center>To order and use The Doc's Novelty Syringe Sleeve: Trenchie Edition, copy the following code to your user page | |||
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====<font size=4>The Gordon Ramsey</font>==== | ====<font size=4>The Gordon Ramsey</font>==== | ||
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“Oh no! The zombies have broken down the last of the barricades but if I let the scrambled eggs burn, everyone will have to go without breakfast!” Have you ever had to make this decision? Well never again with Dr. Schwan’s Gordon Ramsey model syringe sleeve. A stainless steel whisk on one end and a housing for one Necrotech brand syringe on the other, the Gordon Ramsey offers a heretofore unheard of degree of culinary versatility. With the automatic release mechanism, one quick jab and the needle dethatches to let you continue your cooking. By the time your food is ready, you have one more kitchen staff member to serve it and the health inspector never need know. Finally, you can have your cake and revivify it too! The one drawback of this model is that seating the syringe in the sleeve makes it impossible to connect it to the Necrotech system, but let’s face it, if there is a zombie in your kitchen decomposed enough to need Necronet access, you are going to have to redo those eggs. | |||
To order and use The Doc's Novelty Syringe Sleeve: Gordon Ramsey Edition, copy the following code to your user page | <br><br><br> | ||
<center>To order and use The Doc's Novelty Syringe Sleeve: Gordon Ramsey Edition, copy the following code to your user page | |||
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====<font size=4>The Mrh-Bannana</font>==== | ====<font size=4>The Mrh-Bannana</font>==== | ||
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====<font size=4>The Gordon Freeman</font>==== | ====<font size=4>The Gordon Freeman</font>==== | ||
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Product design provided by [[User:Ace of spades|D.S. R&D member Sam Public]] | |||
For those theoretical physicists out there who enjoy teleportation; crowbars; and seem to be being stalked by a creepy man in a blue suit, the Gordon Freeman edition of syringe sleeve is an absolute must! With a solid steel body, the housed NecroTech syringe stays safe, and the crowbar helps ensure that no barricade is too large. Available with a stylish red body and silver ends, The Gordon Freeman will be available very shortly. ([http://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Valve_Time Valve Time] permitting) | |||
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===<font size=5>ZGRABBAH</font>=== | ===<font size=5>ZGRABBAH</font>=== | ||
The hot new board game from Schwan industries sweeping the RPs. Practice your Zamgrh while you wait for revivification. | The hot new board game from Schwan industries sweeping the RPs. Practice your Zamgrh while you wait for revivification. | ||
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<center>To order and use the ZGABBAH board, access the above image for a high resolution version for home printing</center> | |||
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==Other Products and Services== | ==Other Products and Services== |
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