The Streltsy
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Theme song |
| This Group's's theme song is Happiness is a Warm Gun by The Beatles. |
| The Streltsy | |
 
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| Abbreviation: | Streltsy |
| Group Numbers: | 11 |
| Leadership: | Moctezuma |
| Goals: | Doing as much damage to the general survivor populace as possible. |
| Recruitment Policy: | Any PKer can join |
| Contact: | Send an email to biggerthanthe_beatles@yahoo.com, do not try to join via the talk page. |
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Who are The Streltsy?
We are a bunch of fucking assclowns who couldn't string a sentance together to save our own lives.
Who are The Streltsy Leaders?
Jesus, John Madden, and Nathaniel and Superfly
What are The Streltsy's Policies?
SEX WITH CHILDREN ALL OF THE TIME
Bounty Hunter Reporting
As stated above, in our policy section, The Streltsy do not take kindly to bounty hunters and we will shoot them on sight. We strongly encourage others to attack them as well and we would also like to encourage everyone (regardless of whether or not they are a Streltsy member) to report any bounty hunters to us. To report a bounty hunter, leave a message on the talk page or send an email to biggerthanthe_beatles@yahoo.com that provides a link to the profile to the bounty hunter as well as any information that you may have about them. Since being a bounty hunter is generally not something some one would lie about, we recommend but do not require that Bounty Hunter Reports include a screenshot of the bounty hunter klling a PKer. Reported bounty hunters will be added to the below Bounty Hunter list so that PKers can take note of who they are and shoot any bounty hunters that they happen to encounter. Also, for those who support are Bounty Hunter Reporting program we have created a handy template that you can put on wiki pages to spread awareness.
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Report Bounty Hunters! |
| Don't let them get away with hypocrisy! Report them to the The Streltsy! |
Bounty Hunter List
The bounty hunter list has been temporarily shoved up Runemasteryx's asshole for being a gigantic faggot all day every day. It is scheduled to return the next time he takes a shit, aka never (not happening with all the dildos and cheetos and grassclippings shoved up there right now).
Graffiti Advertisements for The Streltsy
If you want to advertise our group here's some of our recruitment ads:
pkers of malton unite! http://tinyurl.com/594lhc
Join us and go to heaven http://tinyurl.com/594lhc
Who are The Streltsy's Allies?
We are close allies of Legends of Darkness. Also, we are friendly towards most of the other PKer groups in Malton and if asked, would probably aid them when necessary. If you wish to join in an alliance with The Streltsy just send an email to biggerthanthe_beatles@yahoo.com.
Who are The Streltsy's Enemies?
The Black Watch. Why? Because it's fun picking on groups that are one third your size. Also because they need an original motto and also, more importantly, because they have a lousy sense of fasion (kilts do NOT look good).
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Kilts Suck |
| This user or group hates kilts. |
Updates
May 14, 2008: Group first formed by Runemasteryx.
May 22, 2008: Runemasteryx steps down. The Almighty Todd, a former Ghetto Cow member, is now in charge.
May 24, 2008: The Streltsy gain a fourth member, only ten days after their establishment.
May 28, 2008: The Streltsy's List of Bounty Hunters Is Created.
June 3, 2008: The Streltsy gains a fifth member.
June 6, 2008: The Coolest Mollusk In Malton is now The Streltsy's second-in-command.
June 27, 2008: Moctezuma temporarily removes the bounty hunter list.
June 27, 2008: Moctezuma, while visiting South Blythville, sees a recruitment ad for TBW (The Black Watch). He becomes consumed with feelings of mild annoyance and decides to create a Streltsy enemy list so that he can add TBW to it. He immediately informs TBW of his actions and sends Streltsy troops to hunt down TBW's members and kill them.
June 28, 2008: For reasons that he's too lazy to explain here, Moctezuma has been leading The Streltsy under the alias PiggyInTheMiddle ever since he first joined the group and now that he doesn't feel like using both accounts any more, he's retiring his PiggyInTheMiddle alias and making it public that he's really Moctezuma.
July 2, 2008: The Streltsy gets its tenth member (we've gotten more since then).
July 15, 2008: The Streltsy are pleased to announce an alliance with Legends of Darkness, a new PKer group which Moctezuma highly respects.
August 5, 2008: Shodaime takes over as The Streltsy's co leader.
August 31, 2008: Runemasteryx leaves the group to join Legends of Darkness as an apprentice.
