User:Colonel bustass

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Colonel Bustass does not have a user page, so the Feral Undead have decided to make one for her.

Colonel Bustass is, according to her in-game bio, an ex-military Colonel. We've decided that this must mean she's got some REEEEEAL nice abs, and possibly nice ta-tas as well. She's pretty much the reason the FU has decided to retake Fort Perryn; to rid the Fort of the trenchie threat and to allow 404 Barhah not Found to play naked twister. GOD DAMNIT, BUSTASS, WHY CAN'T WE PLAY TWISTER IN PEACE? WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!

So now, because Colonel Bustass doesn't like Naked Twister, we can't see her nice rack and everybody loses. Good job, Bustass, ya freakin' square. Also, the zombies outside are pretty drunk right now, so they're even angrier and quite...erm...hungry from the salty peanuts they've been eating.

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