User:Knife Wound

My first account was Knife Wound but I got locked out. (More info available here) My current in-game name is New dude. I have recently started playing as a firefighter. I was previously a SoC member, but I got locked out of the account that was connected to SoC. I have resumbmitted my forms to SoC. I am currently a zombie traveling across Malton to Darvall Heights. I spawned across the map at Whittenside originally, but I got zombified and wanted to get revived. I went to the nearest revive point I could find (Penny Heights) and searched for stuff in Lumber Mall. Upon entering, the place was extremely heavily barricaded. Once I stocked up on items for my long trip, I started walking. I decided to return to my now safehouse to stock up some more, but realized I could not re-enter. I saw some zombies outside the mall, and hit them with my fireaxe a few times. I then moved only one block west (thinking for some reson I would be safe) and logged out. When I logged back in I found out I had died. I decided not to revive, because zombies can't die (although having Lurching Gait would be nice) and am now traveling across Malton. (you are welcome for my whole life story).

	Soldiers of Crossman
	New dude is a proud member of the Soldiers of Crossman.

	DOOM
	Remember to tell your grandkids to put a rocket launcher in your coffin. If you go to Hell when you die, you’ll need it for some final cleaning-up.

	Sorry, what was that first part again?
	New dude has ADD, so don't expect them to pay much attention to anything.

	Bandwagon
	This user has jumped on the template bandwagon.

	AXE ASSASSIN
	This user started off in the civilian class as a Firefighter with a fire axe and radio, and axe-handling training.

	ASSHOLE
	This person is a sadistic motherfucker, just like the guy who tricked this fat kid into wearing that shirt.

	I'm NorMaL !?.
	This user has taken a step off the deep end at this time.

	Firing Squad
	This user thinks we should just shoot his dick and get it over with.