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Chocolate Thunder
Chocolate Thunder.jpg
Abbreviation: CT
Group Numbers: Undisclosed
Leadership: The armed Duo
Goals: Splattering survivor brainz
Recruitment Policy: Register and apply on our forum
Contact: ChocolateThunderGroup@live.com

"The saviors of society, protecting society from its own evils.'"'

What are we? (The NPOV)

Chocolate Thunder is a PKer group operating out of several suburbs in North Malton. Their stated goals are "releasing a reign of terror upon the people of North Malton," as well as "demonstrating the power of Chocolate Thunder." While they are PKers, they retain certain moral codes that must never be broken.

Chocolate Thunder's current target is:*

Targetpicture.jpeg The Current Target
Threats to Society


  • Note that "-- --" denotes no current target.

A Chilling Recollection

You lie there sleeping, in what was a heavy breathing slumber. Slowly, you are awoken. You open your left eye lazily, and then your right. As your vision adjusts to the soft glow down the hallway, your eyes focus in on your surroundings. Nearby are sleeping men and women, some children, and like you they are crudely clothed in obviously whatever they could find amongst the wreckage. Suddenly, a soft yet penetrating rumble reverberates through the linoleum floor beneath you. Others around you start to awake, but promptly return to sleep. You make your way alongside the pasty green wall to the half-boarded window, and look to the west. It is dark. There are no stars in the sky. Only the full moon to light damaged streets three stories below you. The soft hum of the generator can be heard in the rooms down the hallway. It calms you. You make your way back to your makeshift bed, when again, the rumble occurs, only this time coupled with a subdued flash of lightning.

You mentally count to yourself, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7..." It happens again, yet stronger, louder. You restart your count - "1, 2, 3, 4..." The makeshift tin roof above you starts to clang faintly but repeatedly, and is accompanied by yet another rumble of thunder and flash of light. Your heartbeat is elevated. Fear grips you as you stumble back to your bed. Suddenly the rain intensifies, and those around you are fully awake, sitting up in their beds. You lie there; however, knowing. You know that it is futile to get excited, or nervous. You have seen this before.

A mother hushes her murmurous child back to sleep. A man, fumbling, nervously lights a cigarette. Those who have found pillows muffle the hushed noises that fill the room.

The rain intensifies. Abruptly, a flash of lighting seemingly strikes the building itself, combined with a pealing clap of sound that breaks the muffled silence of the room. Thankfully a makeshift lighting rod routes the potent blast down the side of the building and releases it into the ground. The uneasy survivors stand, and nervously converse with one another.

The murmurous child asks, "What is that pungent odor? It's filling the whole place!!"

You answer softly, "Fear." Suddenly you hear the moaning of zombies on the streets below. They gather at the barricades and crudely mash their undead fists into desks, bookcase, and soda machines resurrected by the survivor cause for your protection. "They can smell it," you continue.

The generator stumbles. It gasps for breath and stutters as would a person choking to death on their own spit. It is out of fuel. The lights flicker until there the room is just bright enough to see anything. The generator dies with a loud "spud!" The lights go out. A few scream. Others swear. You see some on their knees, praying frantically to God. There is a crash at the barricades, nothing major though. Nothing can get in from the outside world, not yet anyways. The only way in would be to free run, stealthily from a neighboring building.

There are muffled footsteps, pounding up the stairs below you. They grow louder, and clearer, and are too quick to be that of a zombie's. You get up and walk to the doorway of the hall to see what's going on, to get to the bottom of things.

But it is too late. Two men, heavily armed and waiting for you are there to meet you. You are shot twice, in the chest. One man proceeds to say while the other loads a cartridge into his shotgun

"You mess with the chocolate rain," as the second man aims at your head

"YOU GET THE CHOCOLATE THUNDER!!!" The second man proceeds to splatter your brains on the pasty green wall behind you.


Those killed in the Name of Chocolate Thunder

Those killed for their offenses against humanity


Marine iKill by Red Raider.jpg The Kill Count
This group has at least 197 confirmed kills that are listed on this wiki


Those to be killed next

Those who are next to be killed for their offenses against humanity: Note that this list has been postponed until the conflict with WHYTRY has been resolved
      • Read Profile descriptions for a better idea of why they deserve death
  • Angel od Death - misspelled profile name.
  • Bubblesox - Inability to get XP is getting on everybody's nerves
  • Doctor John Dorian - his amazing hair is making us jealous enough to kill.
  • Iridorian Mercenary - He acts too important for being level 4. He will be killed for insolence.
  • Jon E Ringo - His profile description just screams "insolence!!"
  • Lokito fp - He eats Ebola for breakfast. That is a sufficient enough explanation.
  • Mc Chouffe - The Chocolate Thunder is racist against Scottish Gnomes from Belgium.
  • St Sir Thomas Moore - He needs to be put in his place and remove his over dramatic profile description.
  • Superfortres - Why yes, Superfortres. It is a good day to die. mwhahahhaha
  • Qstone - How insolent could he be? The answer is none. None more insolent, and therefore deserves death. He's also a known bounty hunter.
  • Walter Krenshaw - His weathered white clumps of hair growing out of his hair are getting on everybody's nerves.
  • Jimmy Johnson - We crave to see exactly how nice a headshot is.
  • preid - Spelled "rotting" wrong. Will be killed for society's protection.
  • Maximum Kitten - We are decidedly racist against people who look like piles of kittens.
  • JareKano - Unfortunately, you breathed The Sacred One's air. Your insolence towards Chocolate Thunder will be your downfall. You were warned
  • Slow Target - We really like shooting at Beige walls. So watch yourself.
  • zombieslayer575 - His profile implies that he has no clothes on. Nobody wants to see that. Will be killed for society's protection.
  • Laurel Brady - We think Laurel should be dead again.
  • VASH023 - We think it would be ironic to kill VASH023 because he noobishly asks for help.
  • RedKami - The flash in your eyes was the muzzle flare from my pistol. We apologize for your inconvenience.
  • Nigel Dweeb - Chocolate Thunder is decidedly racist against chicken-people.
  • Golaniel - PKed the Chocolate Thunder
  • Shadus Vorsand - PKed the Chocolate Thunder

Enemies of The Chocolate Thunder

Those who have insulted us, insulted us, betrayed us, etc.
*WHYTRY WHYTRY has PKed The Chocolate Thunder, and unfortunately The Chocolate Thunder has a difficult time forgiving; however, it is possible - assuming WHYTRY recants for their misdeeds. Until then; however, WHYTRY is a public enemy and considered KOS.

The Code of Conduct for The Chocolate Thunder

  • Kill only when necessary, or when divinely led to do so. Or when somebody really gets on your nerves.
  • Kill when insolence is demonstrated in one's profile description
  • Kill for the good of society.
  • Slaughter any survivor known to have Brain Rot. They are zombie spies and must die. And if they're not, it's extremely funny watching them try to get revived. And we all need some humor in our monotonous lives.
  • Never allow insolence about the Chocolate Rain to go unpunished.
  • Respect fellow PKers. Unless those people are bounty hunters. That's the bad kind of PKer. Kill them.
  • Never slaughter those who help you.
  • Anybody with a misspelled name or profile description is fair game. They are damaging the collective education of society and must be punished.

How do I join this distinguished organization?

Simple! Just register on our forum, and apply for membership there. We would prefer that you have at least five survivor skills when you apply; however, that is not required in all cases.

Templates made just for you!

Chocolate Thunder.jpg Chocolate Rain
This user was slain mercilessly at the hands of The Chocolate Thunder

Templates made for us!

Template:Feastonlowhp

S handshake3.jpg Moral PKers
This Pker group kills for the good of society
Hat.jpg Honor Among Thieves
This user or group supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy & finds that PKing is more fun when only innocents suffer.
Books.jpg Centers Of Learning Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Centers of Learning Policy & acknowledges that all libraries, schools, zoos, and museums in the city of Malton are considered safe places. No survivor in one of these locations may be killed for any reason unless that survivor is a specified enemy of this user or group.